I'm very serious. OP is telling tales of magical beings in the air who grant your wishes.

Historically, those are the Djinn. Just because he's calling them microbes now doesn't change their identity. The ancients figured out that the Djinn are not to be messed with and ultimately only bad things will come of it.

OP is inviting you to bring about bad things by trafficking with the Djinn.

He's disguising it by calling it "Microbes" or whatever fancy term he's dressing it up in.

Leave the Djinn alone.