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Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
The gays are always having sex, seems like the way to go in the 21st century!
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12/02/2012 11:22 PM
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Just pay for it. Chics always put out if you pay for it. ALL men pay for it in some way shape or form.
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12/02/2012 11:22 PM
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it's the path to enlightenment. just ask one, they'll tell you all about it.
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12/02/2012 11:25 PM
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i'v payed for it but I want to be cared for a little bit.

wish i had more money to have a established gf on the side like all the politicians do.
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12/02/2012 11:26 PM

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i'v payed for it but I want to be cared for a little bit.

wish i had more money to have a established gf on the side like all the politicians do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28812431


Politicians just call them for house calls...
We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?
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12/02/2012 11:34 PM
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Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
Yes I understand youre predicomint.

I became a Gay last week and I have all ready had sex 5 times with 5 different dudes, tighter sex too if you know what i mean. ;\'?
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12/02/2012 11:36 PM
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Awww gross....why do you need so much sex? Let me guess your a bottom.....
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12/02/2012 11:37 PM
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I might become gay next month. not sure yet.
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12/02/2012 11:37 PM
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trollie pollie
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12/02/2012 11:38 PM
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LOL, Just tell the ladies you are an Obamatard and dat you are waiting for your money to get right, den day will love you again.


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Rowsdower
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12/02/2012 11:39 PM

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what the hell are you doing wrong??

a majority of women are sluts.

close to 90% if you're at a bar
krosty

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12/02/2012 11:43 PM
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Just take some Zoloft and you won't even have to worry about sex.
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12/02/2012 11:46 PM
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Well shit, OP just endorsed Obama and AIDS!
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12/02/2012 11:46 PM
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what the hell are you doing wrong??

a majority of women are sluts.

close to 90% if you're at a bar
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You probably got money. Women can smell money.
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d00d... if you're having a problem getting laid, you're either an ugly fuck or a socially inept moron.

go smoke a dick.
Liberal Logic - Demanding that the government stay out of their bedrooms while insisting on taxpayer funded birth control.
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12/02/2012 11:48 PM
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not worth it OP


become a eunuch and devote your life to helping children
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2012 11:56 PM
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Good call OP! You wont regret it dude. I decided to be gay 3 years ago when i turned 20. My life has been so much better since especially my sex life and social activity scene.
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12/02/2012 11:59 PM
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Just take some Zoloft and you won't even have to worry about sex.
 Quoting: krosty


aha i second this. This is why i quit anti-depressants.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

dapurps
LastChance
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12/03/2012 12:00 AM
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Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
Sex is becoming less and less important as the world approaches zero point time. soon. Sooner every day.

Time of great decision is just about upon us.
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12/03/2012 12:02 AM
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Fag propaganda trolls have traipsed out from under their bridges.
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12/03/2012 12:03 AM
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The true measure of a man will not be about sex or money or material things.

Soon this will become painfully apparent to every man, woman and child on the planet.

We will all be forced to see the truth of existence. We will collectively have our faces shoved and rubbed in it. The cosmos/God/universe will be hard on us all. We must all suffer together. It is fair, just and right.
Thor's Hamster

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12/03/2012 12:06 AM
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A gay what?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster

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12/03/2012 12:08 AM
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I might become gay next month. not sure yet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27449736


cruise
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster

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12/03/2012 12:09 AM
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japanpm
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/03/2012 12:58 AM
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Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
GOOD LUCK on that.

Here in Thailand you don't need a 30 dollar date, just choose yer chick. When I'm in bed there is only one dick!
Earth Daughter

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12/03/2012 01:05 AM

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A gay what?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


A gay fish.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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12/03/2012 01:07 AM
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Chicks dig gay dudes.
ItsaTwister

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12/03/2012 01:17 AM
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Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
Well, I don't blame you at all. Go for it!

No lack of sex between guys, they know how to get it hard and get it off, over and over.

Without playing games with women. Good Luck and Happiness to You!
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 01:34 AM
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This is so true the ladies have zero libido these days
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12/03/2012 01:36 AM
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Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
The gays are always having sex, seems like the way to go in the 21st century!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20680916


Now you'll have just the opposite problem. TOO MUCH SEX.
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12/03/2012 01:38 AM
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Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
The gays are always having sex, seems like the way to go in the 21st century!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20680916


You can get laid by fat chicks. Your problem is you are just too picky. None of the guys will be right for you either, then you will have to become asexual, then you will stop even not wanting to have sex with other people...

and you will go date a fat chick. And she will cook for you. And you will be happy.

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