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Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!

 
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12/03/2012 01:48 AM
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You should just kill yourself, because life weather you or gay or not does not get better. If all you care about is bitches fanagling you to get SOME, because the fact of life is that the majority of people are materialistic slime. If you can't live with that then death is the only solution. Women (I am one but do not conform to the empty ideals of the majority) want material items in exchange for sex, which is a fact of life Dude!
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12/03/2012 01:59 AM
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lol Two guys together and there is no one to say NO. don't go gay as that is gross. Just date sluty girls. However, that is almost as gross as going gay. How about you stop being cheap and you will get them to put out.
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12/03/2012 02:08 AM
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ALL men pay for it in some way shape or form.
 Quoting: LastChance 18131262


And all men deny they pay for it in some way, shape, or form.
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12/03/2012 02:29 AM
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Godspeed! lol
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/03/2012 03:10 AM
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A gay what?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


A gay fish.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


LOL!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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it's the path to enlightenment. just ask one, they'll tell you all about it.
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There's light at the end of the "tunnel"? ;)
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/03/2012 03:21 AM
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Fag propaganda trolls have traipsed out from under their bridges.
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12/03/2012 05:01 AM
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just go Bi, it will double your chances...... and most chicks like it in the ass!
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12/04/2012 01:52 AM
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suck cock
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12/04/2012 01:58 AM
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I was once told by a fellow GLPer that it's not actually classed as gay as long as your balls dont touch.

Therefore, if you're careful, you could remain straight and still get loads of butt sex from gay guys.

Win-Win.
Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach...
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12/04/2012 02:30 AM
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be my gay sex fuck me
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12/04/2012 03:33 AM
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Hey look ..divide and conquer program is also working against man and woman so well...
soon the family unit will be taboo
drevil
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12/04/2012 03:41 AM
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what the hell are you doing wrong??


 Quoting: Rowsdower


Agreed.
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12/04/2012 06:28 AM
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I'm going gay too.

Last night I was lying in bed next to my wife and all I could think of was a thick, hard man cock plunging in and out of my ass and hitting my prostate. I got so hard and horny that I had to go to the toilet to jack off.

On my next business trip I'm going to call a male escort.
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12/04/2012 06:54 AM
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Girls have become more difficult than they used to be, now with modern culture they tend to think in similar fashion depending on their region, there are cities with woman who have a very awful mentality, but as long as you crack their code and figure them out you're good to go, you don't have to be gay you just have to try a little harder and learn how to act, lie and pretend to be what you are not, show girls what they want to see when they want to see it, that's all it takes, but a note: woman take more time to go to bed, gay men are very precocious and usually far more horny than girls and that explains why they have to much sex, woman in the other hand either need to be super drunk, drugged or must fall in love or get paid large sums of cash to go to bed with anyone, the funny thing about woman is that they will go to bed with anyone regardless their looks as long as they fall in love with that person, if an ugly fat fuck successfully seduces a girl with the proper process she will choose the ugly fuck instead of the tom cruise standing in next line, this is chick mentality nowadays which is completely fucked due to TV and their robotic minds, TRUE WOMAN and the best girls do NOT exist NOW, understand that, the true woman, the true girl was the girl of the past, the pure one, the one of the household, the one that was able to think clearly, now woman have a mind clouded by all the TV garbage and culture out there, THEY DO NOT THINK FOR THEMSELVES ORIGINALLY NOW, they think what they are taught to think on TV, their mental scope is damaged, they tend to judge men based on what they saw on TV, if TV and culture told them to judge and dump a man upon sigh just because he wears glasses, THEY WILL DO SO, so the key is to simply try to fit into what they want at a given time
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A gay what?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


A gay fish.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


You like fish dicks?
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Heterosexual pride!

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12/04/2012 07:16 AM
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a lot of straight guys have gay sex but wont admit it.
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12/04/2012 07:18 AM
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Just take some Zoloft and you won't even have to worry about sex.
 Quoting: krosty


SO true...
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12/04/2012 07:18 AM

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Women get stuck with the kids while the sperm donor walks. You must act like a high flight risk.
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12/04/2012 07:24 AM
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The gays are always having sex, seems like the way to go in the 21st century!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20680916


You can get laid by fat chicks. Your problem is you are just too picky. None of the guys will be right for you either, then you will have to become asexual, then you will stop even not wanting to have sex with other people...

and you will go date a fat chick. And she will cook for you. And you will be happy.
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12/04/2012 07:25 AM
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A gay what?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


A gay fish.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


You like fish dicks?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, do Christians typically talk about gay sex and nuking countries as much as you do?
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12/04/2012 07:31 AM
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A good looking man, a good looking woman......now take the make up off the woman. Who looks better? Just go gay.
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12/04/2012 07:43 AM
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Hey, me too, i wanna be gay.

Meet me at the blue oyster bar. hf
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Fag propaganda trolls have traipsed out from under their bridges.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1421478


...they're from parks, not bridges...go to any park after about 2 am...you'll see fairies playing hide the weenie in public.

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Sex will just make you go blind
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Make sure you have a zapper to kill the aids virus, unless you like that kind of thing.skull_fing
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what the hell are you doing wrong??

a majority of women are sluts.

close to 90% if you're at a bar
 Quoting: Rowsdower




You probably got money. Women can smell money.
 Quoting: LastChance 18131262


the bottom line is if you don't have any money, no woman is going to waste her time with you. Men are all the same in the end, so might as well find one with money, and who is willing to spend it on a woman. I didn't make these rules, I just adapted to them. I've been with poor guys and guys with money. Poor guys never last that long, as soon as trouble starts, its easy to walk away. A guy with money can have a lot of nice diversions, you never stay mad at a guy who has money for that long.

If having a woman is so important, you would have figured out a way to make some good bank. Its not that complicated.
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what the hell are you doing wrong??

a majority of women are sluts.

close to 90% if you're at a bar
 Quoting: Rowsdower




You probably got money. Women can smell money.
 Quoting: LastChance 18131262


the bottom line is if you don't have any money, no woman is going to waste her time with you. Men are all the same in the end, so might as well find one with money, and who is willing to spend it on a woman. I didn't make these rules, I just adapted to them. I've been with poor guys and guys with money. Poor guys never last that long, as soon as trouble starts, its easy to walk away. A guy with money can have a lot of nice diversions, you never stay mad at a guy who has money for that long.

If having a woman is so important, you would have figured out a way to make some good bank. Its not that complicated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28867210

She just admitted she will fuck a guy without money, but she won't stay long. Hey that's a start.

Because if you start showering them with money (even if you have it) they'll try to get more rather than putting out more.

But I think a woman will stay with you once she's in love with you, no matter how much she wishes she could leave. She may get mad but it's not so easy for her to leave.

On the other hand, from what I hear gay (or lesbian) sex is just a string of one night stands. The guy won't stay with you. I guess that's because there's no love attachment, nothing like the oxytocin based bonding that attaches a woman to a man.

And so while it may take a bit more persistence to get girls, it has a much better future. You have your own kids, instead of getting HIV and dying. Your choice.
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The gays are always having sex, seems like the way to go in the 21st century!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20680916


You can get laid by fat chicks. Your problem is you are just too picky. None of the guys will be right for you either, then you will have to become asexual, then you will stop even not wanting to have sex with other people...

and you will go date a fat chick. And she will cook for you. And you will be happy.
 Quoting: zenobiaphobia


This. No shortage of chubby chicks and butterfaces. They appreciate you more and will work for YOUR attention.

Single moms are great to if you don't mind little things like stretch marks. Don't get attached though. They NEVER have time.

Edit: Totally forgot older women! I've met some older women around their late thirties that you can tell used to be smokin hot but unobtainable, now they're getting older and still trying to clinging to that party girl mentality. That's the good stuff right there buddy.

cheers

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A gay what?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


A gay fish.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


You like fish dicks?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, do Christians typically talk about gay sex and nuking countries as much as you do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9066073


I suppose you've never seen South Park.
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