Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,926 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,109,227
Pageviews Today: 1,676,125Threads Today: 489Posts Today: 10,063
03:46 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17423419
United States
12/04/2012 09:13 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
Gays will have sex with anyone or anything ?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1129812
United States
12/04/2012 09:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
The gays are always having sex, seems like the way to go in the 21st century!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20680916


Most people aren't smart enough to see your little game here.

However...I suspect even if you're being sarcastic, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN GAY.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1129812
United States
12/04/2012 09:17 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
A gay what?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


A gay fish.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


You like fish dicks?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, do Christians typically talk about gay sex and nuking countries as much as you do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9066073


Brief is king of gay sex. Just ask his ex-wife.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27194352
United States
12/04/2012 09:32 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
queer.
CaseLogic

User ID: 28714390
United States
12/04/2012 09:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
The gays are always having sex, seems like the way to go in the 21st century!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20680916


bsflag

i call BS cuz i know you are thinking bout a nice steamy puss RIGHT NOW.

hahahahah


keep trying man...
Disinformation Tards: F-OFF!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4545733
United States
12/04/2012 09:57 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
I know most of you guys on this thread are just bullshitting. But as a woman I feel sorry for you. Men are so drivin by sex that meaningful relations have no time to develop.

I'm past the age of confusion conerning these things. I would never be interested in a man solely because of sex. We woman have minds that function quite well, and I need to connect in a truly meaningful way before the idea of sex demands a response from me.

Women want and need security and it's this priority that prevents jumping from bed to bed.

I'd love to have a platonic relationship with a thinking man who isn't dominated only by thoughts of sexually conquering every woman he meets.

During my lifetime social norms have drastically changed, I accept that and don't pass judgment on what anyone else does. But I do have high standards for myself.

I'm divorced after a long and sad marriage. I will remain alone if needed for the rest of my life. Surely, I'm worth more than a one night stand.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27667491
United Kingdom
12/04/2012 10:02 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
im so sick of twats putting up shit threads like this on glp, im considering becoming a sheep
SomaComatose
Angry & Amused At The Same Time.

User ID: 29065030
United States
12/04/2012 10:03 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
The gays are always having sex, seems like the way to go in the 21st century!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20680916




ManyFaces
Warrior of the Apocalypse

User ID: 27314219
United States
12/04/2012 10:05 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
Listen up!!!!

When you pay for it, you are paying them to leave, not to stay!

Get it straight!
Warrior of the Apocalypse
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28867210
United States
12/04/2012 10:10 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
I know most of you guys on this thread are just bullshitting. But as a woman I feel sorry for you. Men are so drivin by sex that meaningful relations have no time to develop.

I'm past the age of confusion conerning these things. I would never be interested in a man solely because of sex. We woman have minds that function quite well, and I need to connect in a truly meaningful way before the idea of sex demands a response from me.

Women want and need security and it's this priority that prevents jumping from bed to bed.

I'd love to have a platonic relationship with a thinking man who isn't dominated only by thoughts of sexually conquering every woman he meets.

During my lifetime social norms have drastically changed, I accept that and don't pass judgment on what anyone else does. But I do have high standards for myself.

I'm divorced after a long and sad marriage. I will remain alone if needed for the rest of my life. Surely, I'm worth more than a one night stand.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4545733


great pot.

what most men fail to acknowledge is women can make great friends. too many times they only see a woman as a means to fill their sexual needs. i am happily married to my best friend. if anything ever happened and i found myself single, i'd have a hard time dating again since too many men out there are infected with p0rn and have unreal expectations of what women are in society. i've been a loyal wife, a good friend and i know that no matter what, i've always been true not to just my man, but to myself.

I do believe that we have entered a new era, they don't make men (or women) like they used to.

luckily, i've lived and loved very well for most of my life, so i am deeply content.

friendships are the most important relationships that men and women can share with each other. if more people just treated each other kind and with respect, everyone would feel more love in the world.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28867210
United States
12/04/2012 10:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
*great post
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10044371
Australia
12/04/2012 10:25 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
good.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 29009643
United States
12/04/2012 10:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
what the hell are you doing wrong??

a majority of women are sluts.

close to 90% if you're at a bar
 Quoting: Rowsdower




You probably got money. Women can smell money.
 Quoting: LastChance 18131262


the bottom line is if you don't have any money, no woman is going to waste her time with you. Men are all the same in the end, so might as well find one with money, and who is willing to spend it on a woman. I didn't make these rules, I just adapted to them. I've been with poor guys and guys with money. Poor guys never last that long, as soon as trouble starts, its easy to walk away. A guy with money can have a lot of nice diversions, you never stay mad at a guy who has money for that long.

If having a woman is so important, you would have figured out a way to make some good bank. Its not that complicated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28867210


I've got plenty of money(really), but I'm older and have nothing to spend it on that I don't already have. How do you SHOW girls that you have money, and hint that you might spend it on them if they put out? Paying for things before sex just marks you as a sucker, and you don't get any.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 29009643
United States
12/04/2012 11:07 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
bump
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26699800
United States
12/04/2012 06:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
Yes be GAY this is the best way for play been gay since i was little but play with girls too much drama with the girls I must be Bii but i feel better gay it is much better when you are gay hook me up with you broh?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 29096235
United States
12/04/2012 07:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
I turned into a gay last year. My girlfriend always started fight when I wanted sex. We could only sex once per 2 weeks. It was sux!

I changed to gay and get the sex almost every days now and have many fuck buddies its nice!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 15563629
France
12/04/2012 07:17 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
Try to turn into a bi-sexual. I know I did. I have one boyfriend plus one girl friend. I have sex daily with him and we have a threesome every week or two with her. we are all flatmates in relationship looking for one more guy??
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 24230148
United States
12/04/2012 07:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
Just pay for it. Chics always put out if you pay for it. ALL men pay for it in some way shape or form.
 Quoting: LastChance 18131262


This is what I do. Just be extremely picky or you may get a disease, but I figure you can get one from some bar chick just as easily.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 24230148
United States
12/04/2012 07:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
...


A gay fish.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


You like fish dicks?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, do Christians typically talk about gay sex and nuking countries as much as you do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9066073


Brief is king of gay sex. Just ask his ex-wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


Hell, ask anyone's ex-wife. They all say some kind of put-down. I always ask why they stayed however many years if the sex was bad, thinks dude is gay, etc.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28839073
United States
12/04/2012 07:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
I spank gay guys and gay girls. They like the pain of a good spanking. OP needs to be spanked lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 24230148
United States
12/04/2012 07:23 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
ALL men pay for it in some way shape or form.
 Quoting: LastChance 18131262


And all men deny they pay for it in some way, shape, or form.
 Quoting: Kellogs, Just Right. 28973967


Not me. I'm strictly cash and go now. Much easier.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 29077765
United States
12/04/2012 07:23 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
Good then you crash biker bar b que
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26372742
Canada
12/04/2012 07:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
this thread is so sad.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20472911
United States
12/04/2012 07:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
congratulations...

you just won a bag of aids


women are hypergamous tho...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19490298
United States
12/04/2012 07:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
...


A gay fish.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


You like fish dicks?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, do Christians typically talk about gay sex and nuking countries as much as you do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9066073


Brief is king of gay sex. Just ask his ex-wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


I'm sure he views playgirl magazine discretely. I would have said read. But....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 29098658
United States
12/04/2012 07:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
The gays are always having sex, seems like the way to go in the 21st century!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20680916


I think it may actually be better to give than to receive.

Biblical or something, not sure where that comes from.
ET*Dude

User ID: 25793339
Australia
12/04/2012 08:32 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
lofl

Last Edited by ET*Dude on 12/04/2012 08:32 PM
They Come...Destination>Earth...Arrival>>Imminent
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 8762419
United States
12/04/2012 08:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
In the 21st Century there has been more gays than in ever conceived histories from future to past. It is right to being gay. if it fits an it feels good with juices squerting then it must be correct. Be gay an proud
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 13963394
United States
12/04/2012 08:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
I was gay then tried straight. I got bored and turned gay again for a while and decided to turn into a straight again in the middle of all this - I managed to become a bi-sexual male and I find it easyer this way being able to pick and chooses among the boys and girls.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25867801
United States
12/04/2012 08:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!
what the hell are you doing wrong??

a majority of women are sluts.

close to 90% if you're at a bar
 Quoting: Rowsdower




You probably got money. Women can smell money.
 Quoting: LastChance 18131262


the bottom line is if you don't have any money, no woman is going to waste her time with you. Men are all the same in the end, so might as well find one with money, and who is willing to spend it on a woman. I didn't make these rules, I just adapted to them. I've been with poor guys and guys with money. Poor guys never last that long, as soon as trouble starts, its easy to walk away. A guy with money can have a lot of nice diversions, you never stay mad at a guy who has money for that long.

If having a woman is so important, you would have figured out a way to make some good bank. Its not that complicated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28867210


I'm not so sure about that. I see an awful lot of poor people out there. If what you say is true then women would only have sex with rich or financially secure men and there would be no poor families.

You have to be the first woman I ever saw use the term I bolded in your post. hmm

News