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Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!

 
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Just pay for it. Chics always put out if you pay for it. ALL men pay for it in some way shape or form.
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No kidding, you pay for it one way or the other.
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12/04/2012 09:01 PM
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Be gay like a man this is so sexy gay man humpin\' each other left right ans center.
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12/04/2012 09:10 PM
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I could be gay. I think about it often enough but I think about pussy too for long periods of time.
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12/04/2012 09:19 PM
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bump
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12/04/2012 09:22 PM
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what the hell are you doing wrong??

a majority of women are sluts.

close to 90% if you're at a bar
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You probably got money. Women can smell money.
 Quoting: LastChance 18131262


the bottom line is if you don't have any money, no woman is going to waste her time with you. Men are all the same in the end, so might as well find one with money, and who is willing to spend it on a woman. I didn't make these rules, I just adapted to them. I've been with poor guys and guys with money. Poor guys never last that long, as soon as trouble starts, its easy to walk away. A guy with money can have a lot of nice diversions, you never stay mad at a guy who has money for that long.

If having a woman is so important, you would have figured out a way to make some good bank. Its not that complicated.
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So uh, what you're saying is you're a whore? Literally, a whore. Good on ya.
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12/04/2012 09:23 PM
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This is so good for us gays. Be gay now while you still have chances!
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12/04/2012 09:26 PM
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I like pumping guys but only the straight ones. I am by no means gay or bi-sexual I am as straight as a dozen
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12/04/2012 09:27 PM
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This is so good for us gays. Be gay now while you still have chances!
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Laughing my ass off to the point I lost my lower body! OMG, that was funny.
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12/04/2012 09:41 PM
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I have miised out on the gays I am gay now this must.
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Being gay yes for all!
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what the hell are you doing wrong??

a majority of women are sluts.

close to 90% if you're at a bar
 Quoting: Rowsdower




You probably got money. Women can smell money.
 Quoting: LastChance 18131262


the bottom line is if you don't have any money, no woman is going to waste her time with you. Men are all the same in the end, so might as well find one with money, and who is willing to spend it on a woman. I didn't make these rules, I just adapted to them. I've been with poor guys and guys with money. Poor guys never last that long, as soon as trouble starts, its easy to walk away. A guy with money can have a lot of nice diversions, you never stay mad at a guy who has money for that long.

If having a woman is so important, you would have figured out a way to make some good bank. Its not that complicated.
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You gold slut digger!!! rant
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12/04/2012 09:56 PM
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move to alberta,they're all sluts
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12/04/2012 10:00 PM

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what the hell are you doing wrong??

a majority of women are sluts.

close to 90% if you're at a bar
 Quoting: Rowsdower




You probably got money. Women can smell money.
 Quoting: LastChance 18131262


the bottom line is if you don't have any money, no woman is going to waste her time with you. Men are all the same in the end, so might as well find one with money, and who is willing to spend it on a woman. I didn't make these rules, I just adapted to them. I've been with poor guys and guys with money. Poor guys never last that long, as soon as trouble starts, its easy to walk away. A guy with money can have a lot of nice diversions, you never stay mad at a guy who has money for that long.

If having a woman is so important, you would have figured out a way to make some good bank. Its not that complicated.
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You are right - your point of view is not 'complicated' - it's just shallow.

And I truly believe most women are not this way - none that I know anyway.

It's all about personality - good heart - someone who makes you feel good.

The best looking guy in the room with a ton of money and a less than personality - forget about it.
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Happy cock sucking. We will catch you later.
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I like pumping guys but only the straight ones. I am by no means gay or bi-sexual I am as straight as a dozen
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Sorry lil sissie but any sexual act performed between men is omosexuality de facto. Omo= same sexual= sex Sex with men.... You like to suck it means you enjoy being omosexual.... A real man going down on men would likely be the 'Fear Factor'

It's pointless to suck a man if you don't like men, it's liek eating grapefruits while you have an idiosyncrasy on it...
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I like pumping guys but only the straight ones. I am by no means gay or bi-sexual I am as straight as a dozen
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Bakers dozen?tounge
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12/04/2012 10:09 PM
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It seems that I just cant get enough of the guys these days. If it aint the fingerin' or the lickin'/rimmin' I must say the anal is the way to go. Man sex isnot gay it's just the rugged form of sex between two guys
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I will try a gay too! Is he sweet?
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12/04/2012 10:46 PM
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This is an informative thread for both gays and straights and bisexuals. Maybe we should bo try-sexuals?
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Welcome to the gay jungle.

Would you like to cum explore my scrub?
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12/05/2012 12:21 AM
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Wow, this ain't too bad for us gays. Whadda ya reckon 'ere?
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12/05/2012 01:08 AM
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Have you officially switched over OP?

Have you poked your first piece of man pie yet? lol
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The best gay tread on GLP!

This is sexy gay OP!
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Big Gay BUMp
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what the hell are you doing wrong??

a majority of women are sluts.

close to 90% if you're at a bar
 Quoting: Rowsdower




You probably got money. Women can smell money.
 Quoting: LastChance 18131262


the bottom line is if you don't have any money, no woman is going to waste her time with you. Men are all the same in the end, so might as well find one with money, and who is willing to spend it on a woman. I didn't make these rules, I just adapted to them. I've been with poor guys and guys with money. Poor guys never last that long, as soon as trouble starts, its easy to walk away. A guy with money can have a lot of nice diversions, you never stay mad at a guy who has money for that long.

If having a woman is so important, you would have figured out a way to make some good bank. Its not that complicated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28867210


I'm not so sure about that. I see an awful lot of poor people out there. If what you say is true then women would only have sex with rich or financially secure men and there would be no poor families.

You have to be the first woman I ever saw use the term I bolded in your post. hmm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25867801


I overheard that phrase at my hubby's poker night... men are always talking about how much bank they make. and how much they gonna take on poker night...

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Yes I understand youre predicomint.

I became a Gay last week and I have all ready had sex 5 times with 5 different dudes, tighter sex too if you know what i mean. ;\'?
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God. Lol - you're really such a sewer - girl_happy_brown or either a mastodontic prehistoric sow.
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I meta-morphed into a gay dude earlier this year. My life has changed drastically since my transformation. I t really is more freeer being a gay. I have more friends, more boyfriends, more jobs, I am much more active and healthyer and I get out more to clubs, pubs, restaurants, movies, functions, plays, theater, beaches, rivers, public parks and much looking forward to all the doomsday festivals and celebrations!
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