Im So Sick Of Chicks Not Putting Out!!! I Have Decided To Become A Gay!!!

Just pay for it. Chics always put out if you pay for it. ALL men pay for it in some way shape or form.

it's the path to enlightenment. just ask one, they'll tell you all about it.

i'v payed for it but I want to be cared for a little bit.

wish i had more money to have a established gf on the side like all the politicians do.

Politicians just call them for house calls...

Yes I understand youre predicomint.

I became a Gay last week and I have all ready had sex 5 times with 5 different dudes, tighter sex too if you know what i mean. ;\'?

Awww gross....why do you need so much sex? Let me guess your a bottom.....

I might become gay next month. not sure yet.

trollie pollie

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LOL, Just tell the ladies you are an Obamatard and dat you are waiting for your money to get right, den day will love you again.


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what the hell are you doing wrong??

a majority of women are sluts.

close to 90% if you're at a bar

Just take some Zoloft and you won't even have to worry about sex.

Well shit, OP just endorsed Obama and AIDS!

You probably got money. Women can smell money.

d00d... if you're having a problem getting laid, you're either an ugly fuck or a socially inept moron.

go smoke a dick.

not worth it OP


become a eunuch and devote your life to helping children

Good call OP! You wont regret it dude. I decided to be gay 3 years ago when i turned 20. My life has been so much better since especially my sex life and social activity scene.

aha i second this. This is why i quit anti-depressants.

Sex is becoming less and less important as the world approaches zero point time. soon. Sooner every day.

Time of great decision is just about upon us.

Fag propaganda trolls have traipsed out from under their bridges.

The true measure of a man will not be about sex or money or material things.

Soon this will become painfully apparent to every man, woman and child on the planet.

We will all be forced to see the truth of existence. We will collectively have our faces shoved and rubbed in it. The cosmos/God/universe will be hard on us all. We must all suffer together. It is fair, just and right.

A gay what?

GOOD LUCK on that.

Here in Thailand you don't need a 30 dollar date, just choose yer chick. When I'm in bed there is only one dick!

A gay fish.

Chicks dig gay dudes.

Well, I don't blame you at all. Go for it!

No lack of sex between guys, they know how to get it hard and get it off, over and over.

Without playing games with women. Good Luck and Happiness to You!

This is so true the ladies have zero libido these days

Now you'll have just the opposite problem. TOO MUCH SEX.

You can get laid by fat chicks. Your problem is you are just too picky. None of the guys will be right for you either, then you will have to become asexual, then you will stop even not wanting to have sex with other people...

and you will go date a fat chick. And she will cook for you. And you will be happy.