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Are you there, God ???

 
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Are you there, God ???
Please respond to this thread, if you are there, God.
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Re: Are you there, God ???
what do you want??
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optard111optard111optard111
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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12/03/2012 01:19 AM
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what do you want??
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I just want to feel the divine presence and to be blessed.
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12/03/2012 01:23 AM

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what do you want??
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I just want to feel the divine presence and to be blessed.
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The divine presence is whatever you want it to be. So decide for yourself. And begin to feel the power.....
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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what do you want??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28971748


I just want to feel the divine presence and to be blessed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28943942


Your gonna need to see this man for that

:russell3:
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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12/03/2012 01:28 AM
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Last time I checked, the internet wasn't built as an inter-spiritual communication device.

I'd recommend a good old fashioned church for that. Probably a charismatic one if your looking for something experiential.
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Last time I checked, the internet wasn't built as an inter-spiritual communication device.

I'd recommend a good old fashioned church for that. Probably a charismatic one if your looking for something experiential.
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jimjones11
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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12/03/2012 01:34 AM
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Re: Are you there, God ???
um, op, youre inside God. asking is an answer in this case.
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Last time I checked, the internet wasn't built as an inter-spiritual communication device.

I'd recommend a good old fashioned church for that. Probably a charismatic one if your looking for something experiential.
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:jimjones11:
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


Let me rephrase that...

a "Christian" Bible believing God fearing faith filled charismatic church. And one that has nice, honest, decent, caring christians in it. Not a cult. Also, if they handle live snakes, I'd go on to the next one.

One with a decent band/choir is nice too, but not necessary.
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Last time I checked, the internet wasn't built as an inter-spiritual communication device.

I'd recommend a good old fashioned church for that. Probably a charismatic one if your looking for something experiential.
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jimjones11
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


Let me rephrase that...

a "Christian" Bible believing God fearing faith filled charismatic church. And one that has nice, honest, decent, caring christians in it. Not a cult. Also, if they handle live snakes, I'd go on to the next one.

One with a decent band/choir is nice too, but not necessary.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


lolsign
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Last time I checked, the internet wasn't built as an inter-spiritual communication device.

I'd recommend a good old fashioned church for that. Probably a charismatic one if your looking for something experiential.
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I believe anything can be an inter-spiritual communication device if you want it to be.

Thats the basis behind faith.
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12/03/2012 02:36 AM
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you are doing great son. you've got 140 more pts to go before your next level upgrade. the level boss should be just around the corner.
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12/03/2012 02:41 AM
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Re: Are you there, God ???
...It's Me, Margaret.

/obscure reference
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...It's Me, Margaret.

/obscure reference
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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I just want to feel the divine presence and to be blessed.
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The divine presence is whatever you want it to be.
So decide for yourself. And begin to feel the power.....
 Quoting: Qarley


That is not true...in the sense MOST will take it.


It is what IT IS.


However, there is Respect to be Observed.


Humility...

As you can Imagine.

We are Man among Divine Presence.


When you feel IT you will Know.

Absolutely.



illuminated2

:)
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
~Seneca
Seer777
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...It's Me, Margaret.

/obscure reference
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I read it.

;)


hf
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...It's Me, Margaret.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22788475


I read it.

;)


hf
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Judy Blume. I did too.

Was that the one where they had sex?
Seer777
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...It's Me, Margaret.

/obscure reference
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22788475


I read it.

;)


hf
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Judy Blume. I did too.

Was that the one where they had sex?
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I have no memory of that.

:)
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
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...It's Me, Margaret.

/obscure reference
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22788475


I read it.

;)


hf
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Judy Blume. I did too.

Was that the one where they had sex?
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I have no memory of that.

:)
 Quoting: Seer777


...It's Me, Margaret.

/obscure reference
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22788475


I read it.

;)


hf
 Quoting: Seer777


Judy Blume. I did too.

Was that the one where they had sex?
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I have no memory of that.

:)
 Quoting: Seer777


Judy Blume was the first author to write about teenage sex in detail, and her books are some of the most commonly listed, on the banned books list.
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I have no memory of that.

:)
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Judy Blume was the first author to write about teenage sex in detail, and her books are some of the most commonly listed, on the banned books list.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I don't remember anything about the book to be honest. I just remember the title, and that I read it.

I was young...10 or so.


hf
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
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Please respond to this thread, if you are there, God.
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Why are you taunting your Brothers asking questions you already know the answers to.

LOL
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We are all reflections of God - but none is God. At least not lurking on GLP.
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Hi, I'm a little busy right now.... Wait.... BRB!
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We are all reflections of God - but none is God. At least not lurking on GLP.
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T. Ceti would beg to differ.
"For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return"
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speak, madman
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We are all reflections of God - but none is God. At least not lurking on GLP.
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T. Ceti would beg to differ.
 Quoting: Rochelle


T. Ceti?

And I jest. Omnipresence means here too.
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Sometimes I think. What if God just set everything in motion and moved on to his next creation.There is a cycle set in motion, you see it in nature a self sustaining universe.
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We are all reflections of God - but none is God. At least not lurking on GLP.
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T. Ceti would beg to differ.
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T. Ceti?

And I jest. Omnipresence means here too.
 Quoting: 8 25994549


Hey I'm on your page, others think they are God. Too big a job to be God. I prefer being a servant of. Much love.
"For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return"
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Sometimes I think. What if God just set everything in motion and moved on to his next creation.There is a cycle set in motion, you see it in nature a self sustaining universe.
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If that were true there wouldn't be prophecies in place for the second coming.

I believe we had, what is called, assisted evolution. Some Scientists claim that we may not originated from Chimps, but our DNA leads to 1 man, 1 Adam, only two evolutionary leaps back.

I believe God put man on earth, let them mate and evolve a bit, then played Jesus, thus herded the humans behaviour to a point where he will want to return again, a point where humans have become reasonable, rational human beings, a point where the earth has more children then it can feed, and no more room. I believe at this point, will be the time of the second coming.

Evolving the human race would be like gradually, and a kindly way of taming savages, and getting them to live nicely, in societies with one another. In other words, house breaking us. I believed we have been evolved intellectually as well, because we will play a part in how we spend our existence in the New Age.

As I said, assisted evolution.
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God is always there bud. You have to let God live inside your heart and mind. I struggle with this because I am human and the world we live in today tries to keep us from knowing God. Be good, love one another as you want to be loved, and let go of grudges. That includes the grudges you hold against yourself.

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