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Got called out by my attractive coworker

 
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Got called out by my attractive coworker
GLP, I have a pretty cute coworker. She's in a committed relationship, and I don't even really believe in workplace dating, so it's safe to say nothing would ever happen between us.

The problem is, I do catch myself glancing at her from time to time when I'm bored cause she's easy on the eyes. Anyways, today, when we found ourselves working in close proximity at one point, she leaned over and said quietly to me, "Why do you keep staring at me?"

I kinda freaked out, froze up and just muttered, "Huh?"

To which she just said, "Nothing." And kept going about her work. What's weird is that she had treated me totally normally up until that point, and acted like nothing had happened afterwards. We talked on a couple other occasions before we left for the day, even though I was so weirded out I tried to avoid her for as long as I could.

I caught her glancing at ME a couple of times, as well. Obviously she's on to me. I guess I fucked up by not being more discreet. Anyways, what was the point of it all? Was her question a warning shot telling me to stay away and she didn't feel the need to really confront me afterwards? Like I said, I never planned to try and make anything happen between us.

Alright, you sick bastards, what's your take on the situation? What should I do? Quit and get a different job? Ignore her? Act normal? Am I in too deep to save myself further embarrassment?

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Tl;dr: Hot coworker notices I keep stealing glances at her. Calls me out, kind of, and then acts totally normal. What do?
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Stick it in.
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naughty
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
I think the answer is obvious. Take her into the broom closet and bananasexsidewaysbananasex

If you don't, then you should confront her and say "I would really like to take you into the broom closet and sidewaysbananasexsideways but I am a spineless limp wristed coward who has no balls and therefore could never allow this to happen without shitting in my fruit o the looms at the thought of talking to you. When I look at you I am overcome with a ravening lust, but at the same time a deep burning in my bowels forces me to admit to myself that I will never be more than a fantasizing perverted wuss and then I am forced to lock myself in the bathroom stall and wank my willy, then slink back to my cubicle to soak in my feelings of guilt and inadequacy for the remainder of the day.
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12/03/2012 02:32 AM
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
I think the answer is obvious. Take her into the broom closet and bananasexsidewaysbananasex

If you don't, then you should confront her and say "I would really like to take you into the broom closet and sidewaysbananasexsideways but I am a spineless limp wristed coward who has no balls and therefore could never allow this to happen without shitting in my fruit o the looms at the thought of talking to you. When I look at you I am overcome with a ravening lust, but at the same time a deep burning in my bowels forces me to admit to myself that I will never be more than a fantasizing perverted wuss and then I am forced to lock myself in the bathroom stall and wank my willy, then slink back to my cubicle to soak in my feelings of guilt and inadequacy for the remainder of the day.
 Quoting: waxonwaxoff


dramahitit
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
I think the answer is obvious. Take her into the broom closet and bananasexsidewaysbananasex

If you don't, then you should confront her and say "I would really like to take you into the broom closet and sidewaysbananasexsideways but I am a spineless limp wristed coward who has no balls and therefore could never allow this to happen without shitting in my fruit o the looms at the thought of talking to you. When I look at you I am overcome with a ravening lust, but at the same time a deep burning in my bowels forces me to admit to myself that I will never be more than a fantasizing perverted wuss and then I am forced to lock myself in the bathroom stall and wank my willy, then slink back to my cubicle to soak in my feelings of guilt and inadequacy for the remainder of the day.
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Well that escalated quickly.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
I think the answer is obvious. Take her into the broom closet and bananasexsidewaysbananasex

If you don't, then you should confront her and say "I would really like to take you into the broom closet and sidewaysbananasexsideways but I am a spineless limp wristed coward who has no balls and therefore could never allow this to happen without shitting in my fruit o the looms at the thought of talking to you. When I look at you I am overcome with a ravening lust, but at the same time a deep burning in my bowels forces me to admit to myself that I will never be more than a fantasizing perverted wuss and then I am forced to lock myself in the bathroom stall and wank my willy, then slink back to my cubicle to soak in my feelings of guilt and inadequacy for the remainder of the day.
 Quoting: waxonwaxoff


lmao! cruise
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
Do you want to be a homewrecker?
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Do you want to be a homewrecker?
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Of course not!

Though I get the feeling this is still gonna end badly.
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Do you want to be a homewrecker?
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sockpuppetstfu
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Do you want to be a homewrecker?
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Of course not!

Though I get the feeling this is still gonna end badly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


Then you have a choice, right? Remember, everything that comes about because of that choice is your fault, and yours alone.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
You should have told her something slick when she asked you. You need to work on your pimp game dunscout.
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Do you want to be a homewrecker?
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sockpuppetstfu
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Don't tell me what to do! LOL
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
Op, it's exactly as you pointed out. She noticed you staring, and she called you out on it. Now, she's acting normal.

You - should act normal too! No big deal.

Just tone down the staring a bit.

The 'purpose' of her calling you out may have been because 1. It was getting a tad uncomfortable for her, and a bit too obvious 2. She thought something may have been out of place or weird with her, that needed explanation
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"You shall not covet your neighbor's wife. You shall not set your desire on your neighbor's house or land, his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." - Deuteronomy 5:21


Evil cunt.
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12/03/2012 02:42 AM
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
Should the opportunity arise again in which you can explain without being defensive why you were staring at her, tell the truth... You're a guy and she's an attractive young woman. Simple at that. You're not in 4th grade and you're allowed to like girls without it being a big deal.

Follow that with humor or else you'll just be the creepy guy in the office. Be overly dramatic and swear that you'll never look at her ever again. If you do it right, not only does this show her that it isn't a big deal (which it really isn't, given the aforementioned truth), but the less you pay attention to her in the future will make her want you to pay attention to her. Humans are defective by nature in that regard.

You probably know this, but you should never dip your pen in the company ink. It's cool to borrow a pencil though.

Last Edited by Brian Moser on 12/03/2012 02:43 AM
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
Yah just forget about it.
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12/03/2012 03:03 AM

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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
Is her BF a friend of yours? If so, then you can't go. She is off limits until 1 yr after they have split up.

If you're not friends with her BF, she's fair game.

You'll never be the "home wrecker" if you're not friends with BF as it's her that would be wrecking the home. You don't owe the BF anything, you have no obligation's to him, SHE DOES. You're not betraying anyone, she is.

Also, if she's willing and wanting you, I can say with 110% certainty that home is already wrecked.

And final thing, don't date a girl who cheats on her BF with her next up and coming BF. Even she doesn't cheat and is solid to you, you'll never 100% trust her as you'll know she's capable of cheating.
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Don't get your honey where you make your money.
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12/03/2012 03:15 AM
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Stick it in.
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Yep...stick it in her tapeworm garage!!

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12/03/2012 03:16 AM
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
Is her BF a friend of yours? If so, then you can't go. She is off limits until 1 yr after they have split up.

If you're not friends with her BF, she's fair game.

You'll never be the "home wrecker" if you're not friends with BF as it's her that would be wrecking the home. You don't owe the BF anything, you have no obligation's to him, SHE DOES. You're not betraying anyone, she is.

Also, if she's willing and wanting you, I can say with 110% certainty that home is already wrecked.

And final thing, don't date a girl who cheats on her BF with her next up and coming BF. Even she doesn't cheat and is solid to you, you'll never 100% trust her as you'll know she's capable of cheating.
 Quoting: Smashy76


1 year? You're no bro, bro.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
if she's willing, then you're not ruining anything that she's not already in the process of ruining herself.
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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12/03/2012 03:23 AM
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
1. STOP looking at her
2. STOP obsessing over her
3. Try dating OUTSIDE of your place of employment

You're on a dangerous path, OP. This is your workplace; just stop your obsession.
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12/03/2012 03:28 AM
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You should have told her something slick when she asked you. You need to work on your pimp game dunscout.
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You - should act normal too! No big deal.
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Yep.

She was testing the waters. Had you given a response, you'd have been able to move forward and start flirting with her. After that, it's up to your own sense of morality what you'd do.

But now you know for next time.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
1. STOP looking at her
2. STOP obsessing over her
3. Try dating OUTSIDE of your place of employment

You're on a dangerous path, OP. This is your workplace; just stop your obsession.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
Abide by the old wise saying: "Don't get your meat at the same place you get your bread".
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
Pull it out and say 'what are going to do about this then?'
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Stick it in.
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But only the tip for 30sec

Free samples don't count!
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Stick it in.
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But only the tip for 30sec

Free samples don't count!
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If she blinks twice it means yes.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
What if she has her mouth opened?
What should I do then?
I'm so confused!!!