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Got called out by my attractive coworker

 
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
next time yall are working closely together, lean over and whisper to her "have you ever had any duck sausage?" after she says no whisper "well, duck down there and get you some"
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
you obviously creeped her out... she obviously knows shes in a relationship... she obviously knows shes attractive... she obviously knows men stare at her... she obviously sensed/saw you staring at her multiple times enough to say something about it.... she obviously doesnt want to have to worry about this kind of shit at work....
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
not looking at a hot coworker is retarded

OF COURSE you're gonna look. it's NATURE.

she's hitting on you OP, but leave well alone. just say of course you were looking, because she's beautiful, and you're not gay. make a joke out of it.

if she ever finishes with her fella, you may be in, but that's if. let HER finish with him before moving in.

don't be embarrassed. just say it. worse thing people can do is bottle things up. it leads to them blurting things out at the most inopportune moments, and fucking EVERYTHING up.

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Is her BF a friend of yours? If so, then you can't go. She is off limits until 1 yr after they have split up.

If you're not friends with her BF, she's fair game.

You'll never be the "home wrecker" if you're not friends with BF as it's her that would be wrecking the home. You don't owe the BF anything, you have no obligation's to him, SHE DOES. You're not betraying anyone, she is.

Also, if she's willing and wanting you, I can say with 110% certainty that home is already wrecked.

And final thing, don't date a girl who cheats on her BF with her next up and coming BF. Even she doesn't cheat and is solid to you, you'll never 100% trust her as you'll know she's capable of cheating.
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1 year? You're no bro, bro.
 Quoting: Brian Moser


1 yr is plenty of time. Not to mention after a year, odds are everyone will most likely be re-involved.

If you ever get asked by a girls ex "how's the sloppy seconds?" always reply, "sloppy seconds? naw, for the first inch going in, it was easy, but the next 6" was like brand new never touched"


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12/04/2012 04:59 AM
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
Picture her farting or taking a dump, then you won't be staring at her in that way again.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
GLP, I have a pretty cute coworker. She's in a committed relationship, and I don't even really believe in workplace dating, so it's safe to say nothing would ever happen between us.

The problem is, I do catch myself glancing at her from time to time when I'm bored cause she's easy on the eyes. Anyways, today, when we found ourselves working in close proximity at one point, she leaned over and said quietly to me, "Why do you keep staring at me?"

I kinda freaked out, froze up and just muttered, "Huh?"

To which she just said, "Nothing." And kept going about her work. What's weird is that she had treated me totally normally up until that point, and acted like nothing had happened afterwards. We talked on a couple other occasions before we left for the day, even though I was so weirded out I tried to avoid her for as long as I could.

I caught her glancing at ME a couple of times, as well. Obviously she's on to me. I guess I fucked up by not being more discreet. Anyways, what was the point of it all? Was her question a warning shot telling me to stay away and she didn't feel the need to really confront me afterwards? Like I said, I never planned to try and make anything happen between us.

Alright, you sick bastards, what's your take on the situation? What should I do? Quit and get a different job? Ignore her? Act normal? Am I in too deep to save myself further embarrassment?

hiding



Tl;dr: Hot coworker notices I keep stealing glances at her. Calls me out, kind of, and then acts totally normal. What do?
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Mister_Worlwide

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Stick it in.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
laugh
I think the answer is obvious. Take her into the broom closet and bananasexsidewaysbananasex

If you don't, then you should confront her and say "I would really like to take you into the broom closet and sidewaysbananasexsideways but I am a spineless limp wristed coward who has no balls and therefore could never allow this to happen without shitting in my fruit o the looms at the thought of talking to you. When I look at you I am overcome with a ravening lust, but at the same time a deep burning in my bowels forces me to admit to myself that I will never be more than a fantasizing perverted wuss and then I am forced to lock myself in the bathroom stall and wank my willy, then slink back to my cubicle to soak in my feelings of guilt and inadequacy for the remainder of the day.
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GLP, I have a pretty cute coworker. She's in a committed relationship, and I don't even really believe in workplace dating, so it's safe to say nothing would ever happen between us.

The problem is, I do catch myself glancing at her from time to time when I'm bored cause she's easy on the eyes. Anyways, today, when we found ourselves working in close proximity at one point, she leaned over and said quietly to me, "Why do you keep staring at me?"

I kinda freaked out, froze up and just muttered, "Huh?"

To which she just said, "Nothing." And kept going about her work. What's weird is that she had treated me totally normally up until that point, and acted like nothing had happened afterwards. We talked on a couple other occasions before we left for the day, even though I was so weirded out I tried to avoid her for as long as I could.

I caught her glancing at ME a couple of times, as well. Obviously she's on to me. I guess I fucked up by not being more discreet. Anyways, what was the point of it all? Was her question a warning shot telling me to stay away and she didn't feel the need to really confront me afterwards? Like I said, I never planned to try and make anything happen between us.

Alright, you sick bastards, what's your take on the situation? What should I do? Quit and get a different job? Ignore her? Act normal? Am I in too deep to save myself further embarrassment?

hiding



Tl;dr: Hot coworker notices I keep stealing glances at her. Calls me out, kind of, and then acts totally normal. What do?
 Quoting: FFFFUUUUUUU 1277549


Nah don't quit.

But you could have told her the truth, you stare at her because she's pretty.

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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
Do you want to be a homewrecker?
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bsflag
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Do you want to be a homewrecker?
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Of course not!

Though I get the feeling this is still gonna end badly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


Then you have a choice, right? Remember, everything that comes about because of that choice is your fault, and yours alone.
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Mister_Worlwide

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Op, it's exactly as you pointed out. She noticed you staring, and she called you out on it. Now, she's acting normal.

You - should act normal too! No big deal.

Just tone down the staring a bit.

The 'purpose' of her calling you out may have been because 1. It was getting a tad uncomfortable for her, and a bit too obvious 2. She thought something may have been out of place or weird with her, that needed explanation
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"You shall not covet your neighbor's wife. You shall not set your desire on your neighbor's house or land, his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." - Deuteronomy 5:21


Evil cunt.
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Don't get your honey where you make your money.
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if she's willing, then you're not ruining anything that she's not already in the process of ruining herself.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
Yes, act normal. I wouldn't change your behavior though. If you go about completely ignoring her, then she will miss the subliminal attention, and will really come on to u.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
1. STOP looking at her
2. STOP obsessing over her
3. Try dating OUTSIDE of your place of employment

You're on a dangerous path, OP. This is your workplace; just stop your obsession.
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Pull it out and say 'what are going to do about this then?'
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A2m gape
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Do you want to be a homewrecker?
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I'm sure her husband has already beat her to that....
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
keep your fantasizing if you want, no big deal, but if you really want it to stop or aren't comfortable, then just start acting like an asshole to her. she'll even fall in love with you or not.
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Stick it in.
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But only the tip for 30sec

Free samples don't count!
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Do you want to be a homewrecker?
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Of course not!

Though I get the feeling this is still gonna end badly.
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Don't be "that guy" OP. What if that was your wife or girlfriend, cheating on YOU?!
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12/04/2012 12:59 PM

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OP, you could have responded with something like "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I just find you very attractive to look at."

Then she can either flirt or tell you to stop it.

Missed opportunity but the way you can bring it back up is to say something like "I caught myself staring at you again! I'm sorry but you are right. I do like to look at you. I'll try to stop that."

Then she can either say it's OK or not. And you won't have done anything offensive.


But before you go any farther with this office romance, you might want to check the company's policies on dating or whatever within employee ranks.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
She knows very well why you stare at her, she is giving you an open, I would of bit her hand off hahahaha, you sound like you don't know when you are being given an open dude.


If men stare at women it is normally for only one reason, they enjoy the view, and the same for women, she wants you to take her in the broom cupboard and shag her silly, then never speak of it again as she has a man but just really wants you to do her, you said it yourself you have caught her staring at you.

You missed that chance son, but if she is up for it another will come along soon.
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A2m gape
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OP, you've come to the right place to ask for information on what to do with your life choices. Listen and do everything said in this thread and I am sure your life will turn out fine.
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Re: Got called out by my attractive coworker
OP, you could have responded with something like "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I just find you very attractive to look at."

Then she can either flirt or tell you to stop it.

Missed opportunity but the way you can bring it back up is to say something like "I caught myself staring at you again! I'm sorry but you are right. I do like to look at you. I'll try to stop that."

Then she can either say it's OK or not. And you won't have done anything offensive.


But before you go any farther with this office romance, you might want to check the company's policies on dating or whatever within employee ranks.
 Quoting: Bluebird


Hopefully she wasn't just putting you on notice. It sounds like she likes what she sees too. But hopefully if you try ^this she doesn't tell your boss!
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Do you want to be a homewrecker?
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Of course not!

Though I get the feeling this is still gonna end badly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549


Don't be "that guy" OP. What if that was your wife or girlfriend, cheating on YOU?!
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OP, you've come to the right place to ask for information on what to do with your life choices. Listen and do everything said in this thread and I am sure your life will turn out fine.
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Very true. OP, trust the words of Leslie Zevo and of GLP. thumbs

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