what would heaven be like?

No politicians or their henchmen.

why is a person who been to heaven and talk about holiness look like some middle-aged gothic party chic?

You asked about heaven and I merely gave you some answers. You didn't even watch it instead opting to judge a women because she has colored streaks in her hair. I think her hair looks great. She probably looks better than you.

Think on your worries. That's all that will be taken away.

that's not what heaven is at all ....


The book of revelations says exactly what " heaven " is

when most people think of heaven they picture some city inn the clouds with people continually praising God .....this is a fairy tale

heaven will be right here on earth.....the Bible says that the heavens (sky)and the earth will be burned over and it will be called the new heaven and the new earth....Gods city called the New Jerusalem will descend from the heaven(the sky) and sit in modern day Jerusalem ....


The Bible says that only Jesus and his chosen people...."the very elect " the Bible calls them ....,will live in the city with him .....the rest of the people that get granted eternal life will populate the earth .... the Bible says that the kings of the new earth will come to the city the brings offerings into the city...so we can see from scripture very clearly that there will society ...kings...nations. Etc...etc....

It will be just like it is now except with no pain ,death, suffering, war ,sickness ,sin


our minds cannot comprehend how amazing the next existence we be for the people that loved The Lord or loved their fellow man

This life is like boot camp.....and based upon how you do in this life determines your placement in the next.....

If you walked 100% with the scripture then you will get to live with Jesus in the new Jerusalem ...

Maybe someone gave 99% to The Lord ....they might be a king outside the city

Maybe someone give 50% in this life .....they might have a nice home and work in a vineyard ...but they will never get tired , depressed....they will always be joyful

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on the outside heaven looks like in beautiful paintings of nature with beautiful colors around. But that is not the ultimate heaven which contains no forms at all, just pure consciousness, but that doesn't mean that forms don't exist anymore, they just don't mean anything as a standalone.

so in real heaven, you still fart and poop? including God?

Jesus said that we will have bodies like the angels .... So from that I take it that we won't be doing any of that =)

lots and lots of young pretty boys and virgin females

Read some stories about those that have had NDE'S

[link to www.near-death.com]

Heaven will be almost the same as on earth, "As Above, so Below".
Except instead of low freq. physical bio/metal bodies/materials, it will high freq. Etheric bodies!, thus with more possibilities then physical bodies e.g. fly around anywhere, reshape/grow your forms etc.

You can, but it will feel awkward, in other words it will not feel totally real like on earth like it happens only in your mind and not actally your body. Same feeling goes for eating and drinking, smoking etc. It's hard to describe really. Imagine there is air and atmosphere there on the other side and it smells so fresh and tasty like never before in your life, such freedom.. and some time later you can also discover that you are in a vaccum as well. Isn't existence such a wonder?

A whole lot different than this despicable, joyless, cocked up place, I hope.

An eternal orgasm...

You seem to be quite the expert. Did you get your degree in Heaven Studies from the University of Making-up-cockshit?

If only the pure of mind and spirit get to go there, it's going to be a very lonely place.

Because most people I know have some very serious character flaws.

Including me.

No people in Heaven. That's a comforting thought. Unfortunately I'm probably heading towards the slightly hotter place with the rest of the human waste.

Speaking from outside the body experiences and I did come to see such places that tend to induce a happy feeling when being there, an experiene that is alien to words. Although I think that heaven is not just outside the body, but deeper into the consciousness world right after you go through a very special "portal".

That's ironic a bit, the highest heaven is a personal experience meaning there is no other person in there with you when you see it. But maybe there is no need because that would be like an interference. Imagine you are watching the most amazingly interesting movie of your life, you are totally swallowed by it, would you like anyone to bother you? Would you like even your own thoughts to bother you?

No actors to distort our reality. Awww heaven.

Imagine uherikah in the 1800's.

I'll tell you
Its someplace warm,a place where beer flows like wine,where beatiful women instinctively flock like salmon of Capistrano.

actually some will be kings and some will be priests:

If you are thinking on levels of male and female you are thinking physical, you need to think spiritual; Kings and priests gender instead of male and female:


In the beginning of Genesis chapter 1 Adam is the first created in the likeness and image of Jesus and he is created male and female, both gender in one androgenous. Adam is also made in the image and likeness of Jesus so he is a king and a priest because Jesus is King and Priest. Later in chapter 2 when Adam is placed in the garden and is receiving a fleshly body It says there is no help meet for Adam so God put Adam into a sleep and takes one of Adams ribs(sides), in the concordance showing the original Hebrew the word is "tsalah" which means side. Adam had two sides the king side and the priest side. Adam kept the king side and gave the woman the priest side. The bible says all that are spiritual children are kings and priests but there are different levels. In the physical you have male and female but in the spiritual you have kings and priests for there is no need of male and female in the spiritual which galatians 3:28 shows: 28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

So the levels of kings and priests are this:

1. Jesus King and Priest

2. Adam King Eve Priest

3 24 elders 12 of Jesus disciples and 12 of Adams disciples
twelve will be kings and twelve will be priests there are no male and female genders only kings and priests as spiritual gender.

4. 12 tribes of Israel are kings and priests

Jesus gave the kingdom of priests and kings to Adam
Adam gave half the kingdom to Eve by giving one side(Priest) to Eve.

Eve being priest gives half of what she received from Adam to the 12 disciples of Adam to judge the 12 tribes

Adam being king gives half of what he has left to the 12 disciples of Jesus to judge the 12 tribes

The 12 elders that have received the portion of Priest from Eve give half of what they received to half the 12 tribes so they become priests

The 12 elders that have received the portion of king from Adam give half of what they received to the other half and they become priest and you see the differennt levels of the kingdom of God

the closest thing to heaven is the astral plane, it is quite a sight.

That's what I was saying too. While Astral may not be heaven, it can give you dozens of glimpses while being there, meaning that heaven is a little closer. That's how one can be %100 sure that death is just a delsuion, we've seen only the tip of the iceberg.

Remember what it was like before you were born? Just like that. :)