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Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 04:13 AM
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Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
It's possible, I do it often.

I work at a service station, and get lots of hot chicks coming in.

What you do is, you concentrate your energy field to the center of your penis at the same time as talking to them. You have to be good at multitasking. I can't really say how it works because I don't know, only I know that it does. Something to do with shared energy fields.

Notice their subliminal body messages and fluctuations in their tone of voice. Depending on the woman, there will be varying levels of sexual interest and flattery. Some girls go mad over it, and will seem very interested in you. It's a great turn on a trick. Try it.

I don't do it often because it's a bit sneaky, but like i said, great for the libido.

Flame if you want, this isn't BS.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 04:15 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
are you serious? cruise
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/03/2012 04:18 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
are you serious? cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28972903


Actually I am. You have to be good at locating (and manipulating) your energy centers to do this though.
BadMoonRising
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12/03/2012 04:18 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
You are playing pocket billiards whilst talking to girls?

Fucking pervert.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 04:19 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
Please stop sniffing the petrol... It kills braincells!

And the petrol nozzle you are staring at isn't a part of your body. Surprise!

Now back to work and keep your mind on the job!

Signed The Management

1rof1
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12/03/2012 04:20 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
You are playing pocket billiards whilst talking to girls?

Fucking pervert.
 Quoting: BadMoonRising 4583236


Wtf is pocket billiards? This is energy manipulation, and a subliminal speech excercise.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 04:21 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
Well, this thread sure verified every stereotyped image I ever had of a gas station attendant....

putin
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12/03/2012 04:22 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
are you serious? cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28972903


Actually I am. You have to be good at locating (and manipulating) your energy centers to do this though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977796


alrighty then, i'll take your word for it..farking classic...ROFL
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 04:22 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
Well, this thread sure verified every stereotyped image I ever had of a gas station attendant....

putin
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1rof1
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12/03/2012 04:26 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
spock
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12/03/2012 04:29 AM
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SHIN THIS PIT and 5* OP.
JUST HERE

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12/03/2012 04:30 AM

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laugh
:glp sign:
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 04:36 AM
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Thanks for making me laugh OP cruise
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12/03/2012 04:40 AM
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the wiener whisperer
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12/03/2012 04:40 AM
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Just remember, if your penis chakra remains on for more than 4 hours, seek medical help immidiately.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/03/2012 04:55 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
Surely someone here knows what I'm talking about. Try it and get back to me...
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12/03/2012 05:13 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
I tried but it started to grow and had to make a run for it, any ideas how to keep it stable down there?
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 05:18 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
The only penis chakra you've got Op is the one on your head.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 05:20 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
Surely someone here knows what I'm talking about. Try it and get back to me...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977796


im a girl,but have studied a few energy techniques, in theory, this is entirely possible-(for you idiots that laugh and think its a troll)- especially if you understand things like tantra and or other energy/bodywork.

however, im not sure ethically extending your will against another unbeknownst to them is a good thing.

i mean imagine some 64yo nanna with a hairy chin working her mojo on you without you knowing...would you be happy?
arousal is also about being allowed the freewill to choose whom youre aroused with.reciprocal.

youre sort of stuffing the balance by exerting your will over anothers desires.

most energyworkers would waggle their finger at you and lecture about cause and effect, but i think ive said enough for you to at least think a bit more.
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12/03/2012 05:21 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
He stands behind a counter with a bonner and gets off to them not knowing... Nice
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12/03/2012 05:22 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
Surely someone here knows what I'm talking about. Try it and get back to me...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977796


im a girl,but have studied a few energy techniques, in theory, this is entirely possible-(for you idiots that laugh and think its a troll)- especially if you understand things like tantra and or other energy/bodywork.

however, im not sure ethically extending your will against another unbeknownst to them is a good thing.

i mean imagine some 64yo nanna with a hairy chin working her mojo on you without you knowing...would you be happy?
arousal is also about being allowed the freewill to choose whom youre aroused with.reciprocal.

youre sort of stuffing the balance by exerting your will over anothers desires.

most energyworkers would waggle their finger at you and lecture about cause and effect, but i think ive said enough for you to at least think a bit more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28956716


im not sure you have a penis'chakra' but i get what you mean.By intention.
~Spaze*Man~

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12/03/2012 05:24 AM

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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
It's called the base chakra right?
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 05:26 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
It's called the base chakra right?
 Quoting: ~Spaze*Man~


Indeed, it is root/base chakra..colour red...center of sexuality for males (sacral chakra for women(womb)
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12/03/2012 05:30 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
It's called the base chakra right?
 Quoting: ~Spaze*Man~


Indeed, it is root/base chakra..colour red...center of sexuality for males (sacral chakra for women(womb)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977012


it not "in" the penis though.lol
~Spaze*Man~

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12/03/2012 05:31 AM

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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
It's called the base chakra right?
 Quoting: ~Spaze*Man~


Indeed, it is root/base chakra..colour red...center of sexuality for males (sacral chakra for women(womb)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977012


it not "in" the penis though.lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28956716


lmao I like this conversation.
~Spaze*Man~

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12/03/2012 05:32 AM

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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
It's called the base chakra right?
 Quoting: ~Spaze*Man~


Indeed, it is root/base chakra..colour red...center of sexuality for males (sacral chakra for women(womb)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977012


Color red. Interesting.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 05:34 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
It's called the base chakra right?
 Quoting: ~Spaze*Man~


Indeed, it is root/base chakra..colour red...center of sexuality for males (sacral chakra for women(womb)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977012


it not "in" the penis though.lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28956716


Well, they say there are 88,000 chakras in human body...and about 10 major ones (big)...each major chakra governs some body parts...
Use leftover Jizz!
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12/03/2012 05:39 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
This is better, I use this secret(ion) with my nextdoor neighbours girls.
Put some leftover Jizz on your hand and handshake the girl or better touch the girl's noose.face.
Success garanty, no joke, try it! Works for me! So you 2!
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 05:40 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
He stands behind a counter with a bonner and gets off to them not knowing... Nice
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28764825


basicly.

lmao
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 05:43 AM
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Re: Secret to Seduction: Automagically turn girls on with your penis chakra
It's called the base chakra right?
 Quoting: ~Spaze*Man~


Indeed, it is root/base chakra..colour red...center of sexuality for males (sacral chakra for women(womb)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977012


it not "in" the penis though.lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28956716


lmao I like this conversation.
 Quoting: ~Spaze*Man~


LOL well OP made it sound like his penis has its own chakra
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It's called the base chakra right?
 Quoting: ~Spaze*Man~


Indeed, it is root/base chakra..colour red...center of sexuality for males (sacral chakra for women(womb)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977012


it not "in" the penis though.lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28956716


Well, they say there are 88,000 chakras in human body...and about 10 major ones (big)...each major chakra governs some body parts...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977012


Do you have any links to read about that?
I haven't heard that b4.