star wars nerds

Fuck Greedo, Greedo was a dick!

There was a tight little 19 yr old working at my local West Marine store. I asked her out and on our date she was talking about Star Wars shit. I was like man this girl has the mentality of an 8 year old.

We had some Asian food and a few illegal drinks. I ended up pounding that vag in the back of my G Wagon like a pro and blasted baby batter up in her guts. Maybe that matured her a little bit.

Han shot first. Nothing else matters.

Han shot first - but only by a few milliseconds.

And the reason Greedo didn't kill Han Solo too at such close range?

He went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy...same as every other Star Wars villain.

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i see everybody agree that han shot first, but not here

greedo had it coming

Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, all of that shite sucks!

sure you did. you couldn't get laid in a bed shop you sick fuck.

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Death star by 2016 whitehouse petition.

"In the book "Star Wars: The Annotated Screenplay" (which contains the original scripts for episodes IV V and VI), there's no mention of Greedo shooting, only a notation that the alien disappears in a green blast, and Han's gun is smoking."