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Came across this article today on USA Today.


Even when you gotta go, Social media does too

[link to www.usatoday.com]

If your using Facebook Twitter, or any other social media on the can, i have one thing to say to you, "Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!"

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Nearly one-third (32%) of the heaviest adopters of social networks — those ages 18 to 24— connect with sites such as Facebook and Twitter in the bathroom. The new data, from NM Incite, offer a glimpse into the growing devotion that Americans have to social networks.

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Nearly one-third (32%) of the heaviest adopters of social networks — those ages 18 to 24— connect with sites such as Facebook and Twitter in the bathroom. The new data, from NM Incite, offer a glimpse into the growing devotion that Americans have to social networks.

[link to www.usatoday.com]
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During my recent sojourn into higher education (I'm old), I observed many, many, young "ladies" making and receiving phone calls while "occupied" in the restrooms. Ewwww!
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
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Well Facebook is full of crap so it makes sense
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Facebook is for people who feel unimportant. They are trying to bring attention and meaning to their dreary lives
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Nearly one-third (32%) of the heaviest adopters of social networks — those ages 18 to 24— connect with sites such as Facebook and Twitter in the bathroom. The new data, from NM Incite, offer a glimpse into the growing devotion that Americans have to social networks.

[link to www.usatoday.com]
 Quoting: 2342


During my recent sojourn into higher education (I'm old), I observed many, many, young "ladies" making and receiving phone calls while "occupied" in the restrooms. Ewwww!
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Well Facebook is full of crap so it makes sense
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Full of Plastic Crap!

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I will not be assimilated
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Facebook is for people who feel unimportant. They are trying to bring attention and meaning to their dreary lives
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So are most people on GLP.


ever notice how people complain when there thread doesn't get pinned? or when it does get pinned.
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Fuck FB. hf
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Seems like you really like the word borg. It makes you sound supa high techie and k3wl.



But...you say you don't use social networking sites because they are useless.

First...GLP is a social networking site.

Second...it isn't a "hollow cog". When used correctly and with good intentions, social networking sites will be one of the only if not only ways for humanity to collaborate on a global scale to change the world.




Anti social networking tards who post on GLP are humorously ironic.
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Only use them for my band Dirty heritage, a mix between pantera and black label society for the ones interestedrockonbattleflag
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Facebook is for people who feel unimportant. They are trying to bring attention and meaning to their dreary lives
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Really though, you know you've got a problem, when you can't even goto the bathroom without checking your friends FB status.

Borderline blockhead.

i can't stand facebook, because most of the people on there are so brainwashed that it is almost sad to read what they consider important enough to type about.
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Seems like you really like the word borg. It makes you sound supa high techie and k3wl.



But...you say you don't use social networking sites because they are useless.

First...GLP is a social networking site.

Second...it isn't a "hollow cog". When used correctly and with good intentions, social networking sites will be one of the only if not only ways for humanity to collaborate on a global scale to change the world.




Anti social networking tards who post on GLP are humorously ironic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338283


Well, i consider GLP a think tank of public and clandestine intel. The good, bad, ugly and insane!

i get your points though.

No assimilation here.

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Facebook is for people who feel unimportant. They are trying to bring attention and meaning to their dreary lives
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Really though, you know you've got a problem, when you can't even goto the bathroom without checking your friends FB status.

Borderline blockhead.

i can't stand facebook, because most of the people on there are so brainwashed that it is almost sad to read what they consider important enough to type about.
 Quoting: 2342


There is certainly an equivalent amount of people brainwashed on GLP (per capita)

I bet you think that most of the information here is making you smarter somehow lol.
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
Facebook is what you make of it. If you add yourself to groups about tv shows and gossip and have narcissistic friends all you'll see is a bunch of shallow BS everytime you open it. If you have cool friends with good minds you'll get great music, great info, great photos and overall content everytime you open it. Also if you join groups of interest you will get lots of cool updates. If you join silly groups you'll obviously get silliness.

Facebook is a reflection of what you and your friends are, if you're a moron your facebook will be a moronic experience, don't blame anyone else for it though.
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
Seems like you really like the word borg. It makes you sound supa high techie and k3wl.



But...you say you don't use social networking sites because they are useless.

First...GLP is a social networking site.

Second...it isn't a "hollow cog". When used correctly and with good intentions, social networking sites will be one of the only if not only ways for humanity to collaborate on a global scale to change the world.




Anti social networking tards who post on GLP are humorously ironic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338283


Well, i consider GLP a think tank of public and clandestine intel. The good, bad, ugly and insane!

i get your points though.

No assimilation here.

peace
 Quoting: 2342


Think tank?


Here is how GLP works.

1. Users scower mainstream media sources for the latest news that isn't pinned.

2. Users mad scramble to copy and paste the URL into a new thread.

3. Users continously bump their own threads and beg for a pin.

4. If pinned, "thanks for pin!!11!1"

5. If another thread dealing with the same subject is pinned "wtfz why i no get a pin!?"

6. Replys come in, people saying OP is a fucktard, OP telling posters they are blind and need to wake up

7. Thread goes on or dies.




People are addicted to this conspiracy shit. Since using GLP I actually now believe we are better off with the illuminati and that a new world order is neccassary.

Now, watch all the brainwashed people tell me I'm a shill.
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
Facebook is what you make of it. If you add yourself to groups about tv shows and gossip and have narcissistic friends all you'll see is a bunch of shallow BS everytime you open it. If you have cool friends with good minds you'll get great music, great info, great photos and overall content everytime you open it. Also if you join groups of interest you will get lots of cool updates. If you join silly groups you'll obviously get silliness.

Facebook is a reflection of what you and your friends are, if you're a moron your facebook will be a moronic experience, don't blame anyone else for it though.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


All the anti facebookers must either have no friends to add, or added everyone from their highschool district.
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Facebook is for people who feel unimportant. They are trying to bring attention and meaning to their dreary lives
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So are most people on GLP.


ever notice how people complain when there thread doesn't get pinned? or when it does get pinned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338283


Nice try but no. I am not on GLP announcing what I ate for breakfast and posting pictures or looking up everyone I used to know to play remember when.
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Just because you think its a waste of time, doesnt mean it is a waste of time. I am in Iraq right now. Its nice to keep in touch with my whole family in one place. People that check FB ever second are obsessive. There is a point where you are on for extended amount of time which would be a waste of time. It does have its benefits though.
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Facebook is for people who feel unimportant. They are trying to bring attention and meaning to their dreary lives
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Really though, you know you've got a problem, when you can't even goto the bathroom without checking your friends FB status.

Borderline blockhead.

i can't stand facebook, because most of the people on there are so brainwashed that it is almost sad to read what they consider important enough to type about.
 Quoting: 2342


There is certainly an equivalent amount of people brainwashed on GLP (per capita)

I bet you think that most of the information here is making you smarter somehow lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338283




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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
Facebook is what you make of it. If you add yourself to groups about tv shows and gossip and have narcissistic friends all you'll see is a bunch of shallow BS everytime you open it. If you have cool friends with good minds you'll get great music, great info, great photos and overall content everytime you open it. Also if you join groups of interest you will get lots of cool updates. If you join silly groups you'll obviously get silliness.

Facebook is a reflection of what you and your friends are, if you're a moron your facebook will be a moronic experience, don't blame anyone else for it though.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


All the anti facebookers must either have no friends to add, or added everyone from their highschool district.
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And you must be really into Facebook. Your desperation is showing
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Seems like you really like the word borg. It makes you sound supa high techie and k3wl.



But...you say you don't use social networking sites because they are useless.

First...GLP is a social networking site.

Second...it isn't a "hollow cog". When used correctly and with good intentions, social networking sites will be one of the only if not only ways for humanity to collaborate on a global scale to change the world.




Anti social networking tards who post on GLP are humorously ironic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338283


Well, i consider GLP a think tank of public and clandestine intel. The good, bad, ugly and insane!

i get your points though.

No assimilation here.

peace
 Quoting: 2342


Think tank?


Here is how GLP works.

1. Users scower mainstream media sources for the latest news that isn't pinned.

2. Users mad scramble to copy and paste the URL into a new thread.

3. Users continously bump their own threads and beg for a pin.

4. If pinned, "thanks for pin!!11!1"

5. If another thread dealing with the same subject is pinned "wtfz why i no get a pin!?"

6. Replys come in, people saying OP is a fucktard, OP telling posters they are blind and need to wake up

7. Thread goes on or dies.




People are addicted to this conspiracy shit. Since using GLP I actually now believe we are better off with the illuminati and that a new world order is neccassary.

Now, watch all the brainwashed people tell me I'm a shill.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338283


Excellent....

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Facebook is what you make of it. If you add yourself to groups about tv shows and gossip and have narcissistic friends all you'll see is a bunch of shallow BS everytime you open it. If you have cool friends with good minds you'll get great music, great info, great photos and overall content everytime you open it. Also if you join groups of interest you will get lots of cool updates. If you join silly groups you'll obviously get silliness.

Facebook is a reflection of what you and your friends are, if you're a moron your facebook will be a moronic experience, don't blame anyone else for it though.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


All the anti facebookers must either have no friends to add, or added everyone from their highschool district.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338283


And you must be really into Facebook. Your desperation is showing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28863250


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Fuck FB. hf
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
Facebook is what you make of it. If you add yourself to groups about tv shows and gossip and have narcissistic friends all you'll see is a bunch of shallow BS everytime you open it. If you have cool friends with good minds you'll get great music, great info, great photos and overall content everytime you open it. Also if you join groups of interest you will get lots of cool updates. If you join silly groups you'll obviously get silliness.

Facebook is a reflection of what you and your friends are, if you're a moron your facebook will be a moronic experience, don't blame anyone else for it though.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


All the anti facebookers must either have no friends to add, or added everyone from their highschool district.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338283


And you must be really into Facebook. Your desperation is showing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28863250


My facebook is fun, what can I say, I am sure some people's facebooks could seem atrocious to me, but everyone's is different. Not every person's facebook is about people posting pics of themselves and their lunch.
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What's facebook?????????????????????????????????????????????smile_kiss
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I went to a boarding school in high school, and as a result have many friends all over the world.
I use it to maintain contact with them, and to alienate my family with my radical political views (makes it easier to steer clear from them at family gatherings).


I hate bringing anything into the bathroom, let alone something like my phone/laptop/tablet.
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Lots liars here
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Deleted Facebook a long time ago but I use Twitter because my friends crack me up and some of the tweets I see brighten my day.
We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
I don't have a facebook account, nor do I plan on doing so.

What does a hermit need facebook for?


I do my best to avoid people.


However, I do understand why someone would want to particitate.........it's just not for me.

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