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Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!

 
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12/03/2012 03:10 PM
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People without a facebook account are a pain in the ass to manage when it's time to organise events.

In fact, most of the times they get forgotten.
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you sound proud of that.

Maybe the people w/out Facebook accounts are the people you really need at your events, not the sheeple.
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It's sad actually.

Too lazy to take 5 minutes to set up a stupid account like the rest of the world so we can all save precious time and effort when it's time to organise an event.

They are dead weight.

I understand you can be affraid of facebook, but you don't even have to enter your full name or any personal info for that matter. Just set up a dummy account. At least we will be able to include you in our events.

Why should the 99% adapt to the 1% ?
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12/03/2012 03:11 PM
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People without a facebook account are a pain in the ass to manage when it's time to organise events.

In fact, most of the times they get forgotten.
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-isn't that the reason NOT to have a FB account?
 Quoting: exiled1


If you want to isolate yourself from the rest of the world, yes, not having a facebook account is a good way.

I keep mine open to have a "social life". Can't really tolerate most people in real life, but on facebook, it's okay.
Much better than the phone, also.
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Well, that seems a bit extreme, but I guess thats how The Man is selling it to you...
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People without a facebook account are a pain in the ass to manage when it's time to organise events.

In fact, most of the times they get forgotten.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28593250


you sound proud of that.

Maybe the people w/out Facebook accounts are the people you really need at your events, not the sheeple.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28696415


It's sad actually.

Too lazy to take 5 minutes to set up a stupid account like the rest of the world so we can all save precious time and effort when it's time to organise an event.

They are dead weight.

I understand you can be affraid of facebook, but you don't even have to enter your full name or any personal info for that matter. Just set up a dummy account. At least we will be able to include you in our events.

Why should the 99% adapt to the 1% ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28593250



sheep
nzreva

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12/03/2012 03:13 PM
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Facebook is for people who feel unimportant. They are trying to bring attention and meaning to their dreary lives
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and you know this how?
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12/03/2012 03:15 PM
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I use it when I'm in the bathroom. I do this at work or school, not at home. It's not like they have books sitting around in a bathroom at work. I check other sites too.
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Facebook is for people who feel unimportant. They are trying to bring attention and meaning to their dreary lives
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So are most people on GLP.


ever notice how people complain when there thread doesn't get pinned? or when it does get pinned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338283


Ever notice how many people don't know the difference between there their and they're...DERP...
Will we even know we were alive when we're dead?
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12/03/2012 03:18 PM
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Only use them for my band Dirty heritage, a mix between pantera and black label society for the ones interestedrockonbattleflag
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SDounds like a cool band i will check you guys out
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12/03/2012 03:26 PM
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
I guess if you think a little about social midias as facebook, you will realize that is about show how cool you are, or better how cool you look like, because in fact 99% of their users realy aren't what they try to show, with this fake "mask" they seek for a fake approval to satisfy their need for attention.
The main objective wanting or not, ends being a great catalogue of sexual relationship, and as a result of this we have a significative lost of the family structure, what to one hand could be good if it implied in less new childrens in the world, but it is just the opposite.
We have more pregnant womans (many teenagers), which already have kids from another's fathers, many of those fathers not assume the childs, and that situation just tend to grow, in your contry may aren't like that, but in many others (as my) certainly is.

Im not a moralist, that is just one point of view.
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12/03/2012 03:27 PM
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Anti social networking tards who post on GLP are humorously ironic.
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GLP has the anonymous option, facebook does not.
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12/03/2012 03:31 PM
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Facebook is for people who feel unimportant. They are trying to bring attention and meaning to their dreary lives
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and you know this how?
 Quoting: nzreva



Its painfully obvious to those that don't seek attention and admiration from others
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12/03/2012 03:35 PM
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I think it's weird that so many people don't use it on the toilet. It's about the ONLY place I use it. I have a little tablet that I use like a newspaper on the jon. I try to avoid facebook otherwise, cause then I don't have anything to read while having my meeting with Bill Shatner.
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12/03/2012 03:37 PM
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Anti social networking tards who post on GLP are humorously ironic.
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GLP has the anonymous option, facebook does not.
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Yes it does.

It's called not entering your real name, photo and location.

It's so simple yet so many idiots believe because it's asked for you must do it.

I signed up a while ago so I could read and post on the Glioblastoma pages and get input from others dealing with brain cancer.

Oddly enough none of them know my real name, what I look like or where I really live.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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12/03/2012 03:42 PM
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
Anti social networking tards who post on GLP are humorously ironic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338283


GLP has the anonymous option, facebook does not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26966489


Yes it does.

It's called not entering your real name, photo and location.

It's so simple yet so many idiots believe because it's asked for you must do it.

I signed up a while ago so I could read and post on the Glioblastoma pages and get input from others dealing with brain cancer.

Oddly enough none of them know my real name, what I look like or where I really live.
 Quoting: Debauchery


true, but most insist on throwing up their entire world on there..and then update it, constantly, with whatever trivial matter is going on at the time...or so I've heard...lol
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12/03/2012 03:44 PM
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People without a facebook account are a pain in the ass to manage when it's time to organise events.

In fact, most of the times they get forgotten.
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As if they give a fuck. Don't you think that's the point?
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12/03/2012 03:47 PM
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
Anti social networking tards who post on GLP are humorously ironic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27338283


GLP has the anonymous option, facebook does not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26966489


Yes it does.

It's called not entering your real name, photo and location.

It's so simple yet so many idiots believe because it's asked for you must do it.

I signed up a while ago so I could read and post on the Glioblastoma pages and get input from others dealing with brain cancer.

Oddly enough none of them know my real name, what I look like or where I really live.
 Quoting: Debauchery


true, but most insist on throwing up their entire world on there..and then update it, constantly, with whatever trivial matter is going on at the time...or so I've heard...lol
 Quoting: exiled1


That is true. Some of us don't though. I know some that use it for their business, networking.

I can't imagine posting my every move on any site or having to chat with and deal with hoards of people constantly posting garbage there.

I know why most create accounts there, I'm just too old for all of that shit.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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12/03/2012 03:51 PM
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
Facebook is for people who feel unimportant. They are trying to bring attention and meaning to their dreary lives
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Not so. The people who use facebook are very active socially. Friends, relatives and aquaintances of mine who are not on facebook are quiet, stay-at-home, not very sociable individuals.
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Socially active does not equate to meaningful or important.
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12/03/2012 03:52 PM
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Nearly one-third (32%) of the heaviest adopters of social networks — those ages 18 to 24— connect with sites such as Facebook and Twitter in the bathroom. The new data, from NM Incite, offer a glimpse into the growing devotion that Americans have to social networks.

[link to www.usatoday.com]
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I read a newspaper in the bathroom. What if someone reads a kindle in the bathroom. And what the fuck does it matter to anyone else what someone does in their bathroom. Lame as fuck. :)
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12/03/2012 03:55 PM
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FB sucks but does as well for hooking up....
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12/03/2012 03:59 PM
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GLP has the anonymous option, facebook does not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26966489


Yes it does.

It's called not entering your real name, photo and location.

It's so simple yet so many idiots believe because it's asked for you must do it.

I signed up a while ago so I could read and post on the Glioblastoma pages and get input from others dealing with brain cancer.

Oddly enough none of them know my real name, what I look like or where I really live.
 Quoting: Debauchery


true, but most insist on throwing up their entire world on there..and then update it, constantly, with whatever trivial matter is going on at the time...or so I've heard...lol
 Quoting: exiled1


That is true. Some of us don't though. I know some that use it for their business, networking.

I can't imagine posting my every move on any site or having to chat with and deal with hoards of people constantly posting garbage there.

I know why most create accounts there, I'm just too old for all of that shit.
 Quoting: Debauchery



I have been tempted, at times, to put up something there myself, just in case some old acquaintances want to get back in touch...I have lost track of a lot of people over the years...
-but really have a problem putting all that information out on the internet, so, I haven't.
I grew up in more private times, it's hard to change.
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12/03/2012 04:03 PM
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
People without a facebook account are a pain in the ass to manage when it's time to organise events.

In fact, most of the times they get forgotten.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28593250


you sound proud of that.

Maybe the people w/out Facebook accounts are the people you really need at your events, not the sheeple.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28696415


It's sad actually.

Too lazy to take 5 minutes to set up a stupid account like the rest of the world so we can all save precious time and effort when it's time to organise an event.

They are dead weight.

I understand you can be affraid of facebook, but you don't even have to enter your full name or any personal info for that matter. Just set up a dummy account. At least we will be able to include you in our events.

Why should the 99% adapt to the 1% ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28593250


You know the guy who is 5'2 and gets a huge truck with a lift kit to feel bigger and more important while he's driving it and looking down upon the other vehicles...until his sawed-off little ass steps down out of the truck. That's like you on Facebook.
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12/03/2012 04:05 PM
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New poll how many people:

#1 Jerk off in the bathroom
#2 Sniff coke in the bathroom
#3 Give themselves an enema in the bathroom
#4 Just plain take a shit and piss
#5 Who gives a flying Mc Fuck what anyone does in their bathroom
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
People without a facebook account are a pain in the ass to manage when it's time to organise events.

In fact, most of the times they get forgotten.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28593250


you sound proud of that.

Maybe the people w/out Facebook accounts are the people you really need at your events, not the sheeple.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28696415


It's sad actually.

Too lazy to take 5 minutes to set up a stupid account like the rest of the world so we can all save precious time and effort when it's time to organise an event.

They are dead weight.

I understand you can be affraid of facebook, but you don't even have to enter your full name or any personal info for that matter. Just set up a dummy account. At least we will be able to include you in our events.

Why should the 99% adapt to the 1% ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28593250


Wow, Facebook has shills now, Zombified meat sack!
www.youtube.com/clandestinetimelord
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Nearly one-third (32%) of the heaviest adopters of social networks — those ages 18 to 24— connect with sites such as Facebook and Twitter in the bathroom. The new data, from NM Incite, offer a glimpse into the growing devotion that Americans have to social networks.

[link to www.usatoday.com]
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I read a newspaper in the bathroom. What if someone reads a kindle in the bathroom. And what the fuck does it matter to anyone else what someone does in their bathroom. Lame as fuck. :)
 Quoting: JHBorden 25935062


did i pinch a nerve?
www.youtube.com/clandestinetimelord
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Last Edited by 2342 on 12/03/2012 04:10 PM
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Fuck FB. hf
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Nearly one-third (32%) of the heaviest adopters of social networks — those ages 18 to 24— connect with sites such as Facebook and Twitter in the bathroom. The new data, from NM Incite, offer a glimpse into the growing devotion that Americans have to social networks.

[link to www.usatoday.com]
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I read a newspaper in the bathroom. What if someone reads a kindle in the bathroom. And what the fuck does it matter to anyone else what someone does in their bathroom. Lame as fuck. :)
 Quoting: JHBorden 25935062


did i pinch a nerve?
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Yeah you pinched my stupidity nerve,so I decided to have fun with this. :)
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Nearly one-third (32%) of the heaviest adopters of social networks — those ages 18 to 24— connect with sites such as Facebook and Twitter in the bathroom. The new data, from NM Incite, offer a glimpse into the growing devotion that Americans have to social networks.

[link to www.usatoday.com]
 Quoting: 2342


I read a newspaper in the bathroom. What if someone reads a kindle in the bathroom. And what the fuck does it matter to anyone else what someone does in their bathroom. Lame as fuck. :)
 Quoting: JHBorden 25935062


did i pinch a nerve?
 Quoting: 2342


Yeah you pinched my stupidity nerve,so I decided to have fun with this. :)
 Quoting: JHBorden 25935062


Wow, your a natural.

Super Morans
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12/05/2012 11:09 AM
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Re: Lay off the Facebook, Dumbass!
Facebook is for people who feel unimportant. They are trying to bring attention and meaning to their dreary lives
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and you know this how?
 Quoting: nzreva



Its painfully obvious to those that don't seek attention and admiration from others
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I have to agree. There was a time when I allowed just about everyone I had ever known into my facebook world. It was cold, lonely and very impersonal. Once I deleted all the people that I really did not have the need to feel 'connected' to, it felt warm and familiar. I realized, having people from HS, that I was never really close with way back when or a co-worker I only knew from passing in the hallway and saying hello was not 'friendship'. Sure facebook is a good way to have all your contacts in one place, but if you want it to be more personal, it serves no purpose to pollute it with strangers from your past. Most people change they are not the same as when you knew them and lets face it, if anyone was that important, you would not have lost touch with them to begin with.

FB is also a great way to ruin relationships and marriages. You have to really get your priorities in order if you want to play there. One irresponsible post and your friendship could be over or your marriage could be headed for divorce court.

People that post there everyday 2 or 3 times a day are clearly not getting attention in real life.

I know of a girl I went to HS with who post everyday on FB, its really sad, she has about 400 friends and never really gets any comments on her posts. she is always posting about her work outs or her overweight pets and all I want to do is scream GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND WALK YOUR FAT ASS AND YOUR FAT DOG, lol. I really think most people are just beyond help these days. GMO food and the internet addiction keeps people sedated and very predictable. I am sure she will post the same BS again later today. Some kitty pictures and an 'encouraging quote'. LOL. People are funny to watch. Then there are the married couples, that sit in the same room posting back and forth for the world to see how great their relationship is. Its hysterical. This one guys has over 1000 friends, his wife has a bout 500. He is always friending 'new' women and liking trashy sites that moves wives would be humiliated over. Its the most bizarre thing to watch relationships over Facebook. It will be interesting when they eventually divorce, lol. Good fireworks for sure.
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What I have always found interesting, is that people who do use Facebook are the ones that would click 'no, I don't have a facebook' in a poll like this. Facebook is the true definition of what it means to be a mindless sheep, while at the same time the user wants to blend and be a chameleon for whatever is going to make them feel accepted. Hating facebook is the GLP vibe, you get your votes, then go back to Facebook.
 Quoting: ItSeesThroughEyes


What????

Man that is really called mental illness I think if people do that. Never even thought about that. I think everyone's lost their minds.
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There's a lot of people with mental illness! look outside yer bubble bro!

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What I have always found interesting, is that people who do use Facebook are the ones that would click 'no, I don't have a facebook' in a poll like this. Facebook is the true definition of what it means to be a mindless sheep, while at the same time the user wants to blend and be a chameleon for whatever is going to make them feel accepted. Hating facebook is the GLP vibe, you get your votes, then go back to Facebook.
 Quoting: ItSeesThroughEyes


What????

Man that is really called mental illness I think if people do that. Never even thought about that. I think everyone's lost their minds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28696415


There's a lot of people with mental illness! look outside yer bubble bro!

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 Quoting: ItSeesThroughEyes


chronic facebook use just speeds up the illness. Its truly fascinating to watch people spiral downward on facebook.

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