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LibertyRises

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Tazer.

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MyAffliction

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12/03/2012 12:16 PM
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****this is not advice or anything you should try
Towel+blow dryer on high heat
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****this is not advice or anything you should try
Towel+blow dryer on high heat
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Devious...

Heat damage would be hard to prove as "intentional". I would concentrate on the screen, as the MB has heat sensors which may force a shut down of the computer at a particular temp.

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One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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12/03/2012 12:22 PM
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microwave on high for three seconds
MyAffliction

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Wrap in towel and then blow dry? For how long? What will this do?
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Don't blow dry the towel but have an opening you put the blow dryer in and create a "hot pocket" lol.

Doesn't matter if it shuts off keep going

*** not advice or anything you should try
MyAffliction

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Wrap in towel and then blow dry? For how long? What will this do?
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Don't blow dry the towel but have an opening you put the blow dryer in and create a "hot pocket" lol.

Doesn't matter if it shuts off keep going

*** not advice or anything you should try
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Triple post!

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Double post

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GLP is wonderful
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good luck with that....
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Why don't you just try to get a better paying job and buy a new replacement plan?

All I read is: gimme, gimme for free.

And

Let me be dishonest and deceitful to screw an American company out of its product so I can have something for free.

Fuck you OP, THERE IS YOUR ANSWER ASSHOLE.
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Why don't you just try to get a better paying job and buy a new replacement plan?

All I read is: gimme, gimme for free.

And

Let me be dishonest and deceitful to screw an American company out of its product so I can have something for free.

Fuck you OP, THERE IS YOUR ANSWER ASSHOLE.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


^ Brainwashed by internet propaganda. Well done elite. Very well done.
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Why don't you just try to get a better paying job and buy a new replacement plan?

All I read is: gimme, gimme for free.

And

Let me be dishonest and deceitful to screw an American company out of its product so I can have something for free.

Fuck you OP, THERE IS YOUR ANSWER ASSHOLE.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


^ Brainwashed by internet propaganda. Well done elite. Very well done.
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Occupytard at its finest.
Oregon Constitution Article I, Section 27

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Why don't you just try to get a better paying job and buy a new replacement plan?

All I read is: gimme, gimme for free.

And

Let me be dishonest and deceitful to screw an American company out of its product so I can have something for free.

Fuck you OP, THERE IS YOUR ANSWER ASSHOLE.
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I sir, salute you.
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12/03/2012 01:36 PM
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GLP is wonderful
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Yeeeaaa.
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Why don't you just try to get a better paying job and buy a new replacement plan?

All I read is: gimme, gimme for free.

And

Let me be dishonest and deceitful to screw an American company out of its product so I can have something for free.

Fuck you OP, THERE IS YOUR ANSWER ASSHOLE.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


ya cause apple needs my money more than I do?
 Quoting: LibertyRises


No, because this is fucking dishonest. What the hell is wrong with you? Were you raised by thieves?

You are representative of a huge problem in this country: cheating.

I hope you cheat and I hope you get caught.

Clown.
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Why don't you just try to get a better paying job and buy a new replacement plan?

All I read is: gimme, gimme for free.

And

Let me be dishonest and deceitful to screw an American company out of its product so I can have something for free.

Fuck you OP, THERE IS YOUR ANSWER ASSHOLE.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


ya cause apple needs my money more than I do?
 Quoting: LibertyRises


And here-in lies the problem. me me me. I hope, if you ever start and run a business, someone comes to you with that same thought, then see how you take it.
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microwave oven will do the trick
DILKe

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While its plugged in, drop it in the bath tub water, while you're in it.

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Yes, go to work and pay for another one. Don't be a jerk!
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12/03/2012 01:47 PM
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don't buy applecare

If it is broken just take it to a local repair guy and not those geniustards.
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Possibly using it in sauna for an extended period of time with whatever fan outlet blocked
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OP, your lack of ethics--and the millions of others in this country that think like you do---is one of the biggest reasons we're going down the tubes.

You're trying to STEAL a macbook. That's what you're doing.
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Why don't you just try to get a better paying job and buy a new replacement plan?

All I read is: gimme, gimme for free.

And

Let me be dishonest and deceitful to screw an American company out of its product so I can have something for free.

Fuck you OP, THERE IS YOUR ANSWER ASSHOLE.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


ya cause apple needs my money more than I do?
 Quoting: LibertyRises


No, because this is fucking dishonest. What the hell is wrong with you? Were you raised by thieves?

You are representative of a huge problem in this country: cheating.

I hope you cheat and I hope you get caught.

Clown.
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i paid good money for the replacement plan, should I not be able to use it?
 Quoting: LibertyRises


So, when the warranty runs out on your car did you go wreck it?.

You admit there is nothing wrong with your laptop and are coming to GLP to ask how to commit a crime to further your fucked up mentality.

You are a piece of shit.

Hey your I surance is about to expire, go cut your fucking head off.

ASSHOLE.
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ayr phorce yuan

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FFS, are you Mrs Jobs? The man has not been dead long and you're already trying to steal his money.

Please don't break a perfectly useful bit of kit in order to gain a little while someone loses a lot. Ask someone to extend the Applecare as a xmas gift.
GLP alert level 2; "Go get a hard hat:.

GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking hat on:.
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OP, you ARE the reason why everything is so expensive.

Shitty humans.
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IDK..I alawys get the replacement plan then my computer usually dies about the time that expires..so I just plan on buying a new one every 2 yrs..That way I'm also up to date on the newest software etc. I have never tried to cheat for a new one. I can say I have had my keyboard replaced and my screen on my warranties..but never the whole pc.
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i doubt apple will mind 1500 bucks, has more cash reserves than the government, do what you want with your computer if it was me i wouldnt do it cuz my luck would not allow it. apple would have a video of me dropping it in the bathtub in my own house n i would be sent to g-bay

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typical libtard always trying to get something for nothing . Heres a novel idea . Dont be a shitbag criminal defrauder and go buy a new one if thats what you want?
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I've LEGITIMATELY ruined so many of my apple electronics from liquid. so I ALWAYS get accidental coverage.
I've spilled water, spilled wine, spilled windex.

I feel like. I've definitely gotten my more than my money's worth on that insurance because they always have to give me a new one.. I feel really bad, but I'm just AWFUL with electronics.

I like to joke that all of my electronics suicide into the nearest source of water, eventually.

that's how I've messed up all of my phones.

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