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Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company

 
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Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
Japanese scientists are developing a humanoid robot designed to converse with astronauts to keep them company aboard the International Space Station. [link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
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Yeah...it's called a Real Doll!!!
some drink from the fountain of knowledge...others just gargle
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Yeah...it's called a Real Doll!!!
 Quoting: chuckslik


If you're thinking blow-up doll, you pretty much got it. Smiley
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Sex bot
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almost looks like mega-man
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almost looks like mega-man
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Sex bot
 Quoting: Zombietard


This led, of course, to other running jokes about robot sex. ... Robots Vs Astronauts: The Continuing Controversy on How to Explore Space :-).
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
it will be named DATA
 Quoting: secretninja


Japanese DATA? Smiley
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12/03/2012 04:33 PM
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
[link to kibo-robo.jp]

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"the purpose of the robot is to help solve the social problems of the future through communication."

ya, that'll fix everything, brainiacs.
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12/03/2012 04:47 PM
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it will be named DATA
 Quoting: secretninja


How the real data feels...

[link to upload.wikimedia.org]
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12/03/2012 04:51 PM
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Just tell those astronauts to jack-off.
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Try to make him more evil than Hal please
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Tks for link and PIN
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"the purpose of the robot is to help solve the social problems of the future through communication."

ya, that'll fix everything, brainiacs.
 Quoting: pink cat


Yes, like this "uman" robot:

Dimensions: Height: 34 cm, Width: 18 cm, Depth: 15 cm
(approx.)
Weight: 1000 g (approx.)
Language: Japanese
Main features: Voice (speech) recognition, natural
language processing, voice (speech)
synthesis, telecommunications functions,
communication actions, facial recognition
camera, recording camera
 The design and specifications are subject to change.
 The coloring, speech and voices of the two robots may differ
slightly.
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12/03/2012 04:58 PM
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Yeah...it's called a Real Doll!!!
 Quoting: chuckslik


A Sextronaut!

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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
Japanese scientists are developing a humanoid robot designed to converse with astronauts to keep them company aboard the International Space Station. [link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
 Quoting: smilesun


HAL!!


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it will be named DATA
 Quoting: secretninja


Japanese DATA? Smiley
 Quoting: smilesun


DATA-UH!
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Tks for link and PIN
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So it begins!
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12/03/2012 05:13 PM
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So it begins!
 Quoting: Generation Doom


cruise

ahhh
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12/03/2012 05:15 PM
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Medabots
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12/03/2012 05:18 PM
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
1972 movie "Silent Running" had this with three robots to help Bruce Dern and keep him company.

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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
1972 movie "Silent Running" had this with three robots to help Bruce Dern and keep him company.


 Quoting: Copperhead


They didn't suck his Boehner-Weiner though, did they?

That's all that matters!

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12/03/2012 05:28 PM

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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
Like the Twilight Zone episode where the criminals were sent to different planets... and they brought this one criminal a 'wife' mate (robot) with a cargo shipment of food/supplies.


So he became very attached to this 'robot' woman, and loved her... they lived there alone on the planet for a while.


But then the prison guys come to take him away from the planet because he's served his time or whatever... and they shoot/destroy the robot woman and leave her there... and the guy really just wanted to stay on the planet with her.


Somethin' like that, here's the wiki page.


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
Like the Twilight Zone episode where the criminals were sent to different planets... and they brought this one criminal a 'wife' mate (robot) with a cargo shipment of food/supplies.


So he became very attached to this 'robot' woman, and loved her... they lived there alone on the planet for a while.


But then the prison guys come to take him away from the planet because he's served his time or whatever... and they shoot/destroy the robot woman and leave her there... and the guy really just wanted to stay on the planet with her.


Somethin' like that, here's the wiki page.


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


They musta injected female pheromones into the robot, gnomesayin'?

damned

:cruise;
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Japanese scientists are developing a humanoid robot designed to converse with astronauts to keep them company aboard the International Space Station. [link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
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HAL!!

 Quoting: Daniel of the Rose


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12/03/2012 05:35 PM

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it will be named DATA
 Quoting: secretninja


or HAL!
No matter what happens... just say "Thank You." - D W Fierce
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
They already have these. They're called Chinese people. They're incredibly intelligent and they practically look just like a real person. Very expensive tho
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
1972 movie "Silent Running" had this with three robots to help Bruce Dern and keep him company.


 Quoting: Copperhead


They didn't suck his Boehner-Weiner though, did they?

That's all that matters!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29000281


So your thinking more on the lines of a "Cherry 2000" model.

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12/03/2012 05:41 PM
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
I need one! I cannot stand real humans. Too unclean. Bugs everywhere! Human skin is crawling with millions of bugs and body fluids are filled with aliens.Filthy beast! But a nice robot to chat with and watch television with would be so nice. I would call mine Roy after the character from Blade Runner.