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Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 05:42 PM
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Converse?!? I think they are a little off base there. What guys really want is a smokin hot deaf mute. Shit I thought the Japanese were supposed to be smart. Fail.
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12/03/2012 05:57 PM
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I can see this thing going haywire and murdering the entire crew, except for one....One who will have to blow one of the outer hatches and sacrifice himself to jettison the robot into outer space, thus avoiding any future rescue crew from suffering the same fate as theirs...
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12/03/2012 06:14 PM
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
1972 movie "Silent Running" had this with three robots to help Bruce Dern and keep him company.


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They didn't suck his Boehner-Weiner though, did they?

That's all that matters!

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29000281


So your thinking more on the lines of a "Cherry 2000" model.


 Quoting: Copperhead


Strap It On!

cruise
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12/03/2012 08:05 PM
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
Why not just send another person up there with them to keep each other company?
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12/03/2012 08:17 PM

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They should make it like Haro, from Gundam.

Last Edited by The Guy on 12/03/2012 08:27 PM
It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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12/03/2012 08:24 PM
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Robots are computer controlled machines. Humans naturally do not like computers to tell them what to do. That is a fact!

Windows ever piss you off??? Hell yeah and I have thrown a laptop or two.

That robot will eventually come back in a cardboard box. You can count on it!
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12/03/2012 08:29 PM
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
Well whoopy fucking doo.

Can they invent a robot that cleans up the radioactive disaster that is fukishima?????
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12/03/2012 08:38 PM

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I'd beat on it with fists at least once a day. Ugly little MFer.
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12/03/2012 08:51 PM

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Sounds only logical ... Wouldn't you think.
VLR!!
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12/03/2012 09:02 PM
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Sounds only logical ... Wouldn't you think.
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No, it will get is ass kicked. That thing will somehow find it way back to earth in a million parts.
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12/03/2012 09:36 PM
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12/03/2012 09:38 PM
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12/03/2012 09:43 PM
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wtf
Carshy McCarsh

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12/03/2012 09:45 PM
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Fleshlight 2012, now with Robotech!
robot
Tell me what this tastes like...
Carshy McCarsh

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12/03/2012 09:48 PM
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
Well whoopy fucking doo.

Can they invent a robot that cleans up the radioactive disaster that is fukishima?????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28219364


Even better, how about one that sterilizes Mexico?
Tell me what this tastes like...
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12/03/2012 09:59 PM
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
Quote from the text: "...In a statement, the organisers said the robot will be designed to "help solve social problems through communication". ..."

Based on the above mentioned quote i absolutely cannot resist to make the following joke:

Human astronaut to robot: "I did not have sex since several months, this really sucks!"
Robot to human astronaut: "Sorry darling, due to my overworked positronic brain i have a very huge migraine at the moment and besides that, do you really think, that our body orifices are fully compatible with each other?

:-D

(Communication) problem(s) really (not) solved?! :-P
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 10:36 PM
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
I had forgotten to add the second quotation mark after
"...with each other?"
Corrected.
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12/03/2012 11:55 PM
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I had to add this. You have to love the garbage can robots lol
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12/04/2012 12:22 AM
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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
Why not just send another person up there with them to keep each other company?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27979872

Yep, that Japanese astronaut is married to a German wife and I am sure she would love to go! Though He may not like that so much. Yeah, robot is good. Won't complain and will be very obedient! LOL
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12/04/2012 03:29 AM

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Fleshlight 2012, now with Robotech!
robot
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Is your nightmare? Smiley
smilesun (OP)

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12/04/2012 03:31 AM

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Re: Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company
Quote from the text: "...In a statement, the organisers said the robot will be designed to "help solve social problems through communication". ..."

Based on the above mentioned quote i absolutely cannot resist to make the following joke:

Human astronaut to robot: "I did not have sex since several months, this really sucks!"
Robot to human astronaut: "Sorry darling, due to my overworked positronic brain i have a very huge migraine at the moment and besides that, do you really think, that our body orifices are fully compatible with each other?

:-D

(Communication) problem(s) really (not) solved?! :-P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28988269


Smiley