Japanese scientists develop humanoid to keep astronauts company

I need one! I cannot stand real humans. Too unclean. Bugs everywhere! Human skin is crawling with millions of bugs and body fluids are filled with aliens.Filthy beast! But a nice robot to chat with and watch television with would be so nice. I would call mine Roy after the character from Blade Runner.

Converse?!? I think they are a little off base there. What guys really want is a smokin hot deaf mute. Shit I thought the Japanese were supposed to be smart. Fail.

I can see this thing going haywire and murdering the entire crew, except for one....One who will have to blow one of the outer hatches and sacrifice himself to jettison the robot into outer space, thus avoiding any future rescue crew from suffering the same fate as theirs...

Why not just send another person up there with them to keep each other company?

They should make it like Haro, from Gundam.

Last Edited by The Guy on 12/03/2012 08:27 PM

Robots are computer controlled machines. Humans naturally do not like computers to tell them what to do. That is a fact!

Windows ever piss you off??? Hell yeah and I have thrown a laptop or two.

That robot will eventually come back in a cardboard box. You can count on it!

Well whoopy fucking doo.

Can they invent a robot that cleans up the radioactive disaster that is fukishima?????

I'd beat on it with fists at least once a day. Ugly little MFer.

Sounds only logical ... Wouldn't you think.

No, it will get is ass kicked. That thing will somehow find it way back to earth in a million parts.

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Fleshlight 2012, now with Robotech!

Even better, how about one that sterilizes Mexico?

Quote from the text: "...In a statement, the organisers said the robot will be designed to "help solve social problems through communication". ..."

Based on the above mentioned quote i absolutely cannot resist to make the following joke:

Human astronaut to robot: "I did not have sex since several months, this really sucks!"
Robot to human astronaut: "Sorry darling, due to my overworked positronic brain i have a very huge migraine at the moment and besides that, do you really think, that our body orifices are fully compatible with each other?

:-D

(Communication) problem(s) really (not) solved?! :-P

I had forgotten to add the second quotation mark after
"...with each other?"
Corrected.

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I had to add this. You have to love the garbage can robots lol

Yep, that Japanese astronaut is married to a German wife and I am sure she would love to go! Though He may not like that so much. Yeah, robot is good. Won't complain and will be very obedient! LOL

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