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Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?

 
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12/03/2012 01:57 PM
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Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
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12/03/2012 01:58 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Or how about the ones that always pull to the left or right and you're battling to keep the fucking thing straight the entire time you're there.
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12/03/2012 01:59 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
lmao You are not the only one!
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12/03/2012 02:00 PM
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First world problems.
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12/03/2012 02:01 PM
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cruise @ "asshole cart"!

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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
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Shove the motherfucker back in the pile and get another one...sometimes I even turn it upside down and tell a worker that it needs repaired.
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Or how about the ones that always pull to the left or right and you're battling to keep the fucking thing straight the entire time you're there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


I fucking hate this too! Walmart carts are all busted up. A local food retailer here has nice carts. Another thing I have noticed also. They have a clean store, and better quality produce than walmart. Maybe there's some correlation to it?
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12/03/2012 02:02 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Two weeks ago I checked the cart first to make sure all the wheels were good, then halfway through shopping one of the wheels decided to stop spinning. I felt like a retard from there on out. Turning down an aisle required sliding the back end and sometimes just going straight, it would veer off to the left and almost always do that when another person was passing by, so it would go into their cart and I'd have to apologize like a d-bag.
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12/03/2012 02:07 PM
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The number of damaged carts has gone up. But don't worry they will all be melted down by scrappers soon.
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12/03/2012 02:08 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Two weeks ago I checked the cart first to make sure all the wheels were good, then halfway through shopping one of the wheels decided to stop spinning. I felt like a retard from there on out. Turning down an aisle required sliding the back end and sometimes just going straight, it would veer off to the left and almost always do that when another person was passing by, so it would go into their cart and I'd have to apologize like a d-bag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1465586


cruise

It's a fucking cartspiracy, I tell ya.
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The squeaky wheel gets the grease. ohyeah


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12/03/2012 02:13 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


It's because you put it back with the other carts when you're done.

Karma works!
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12/03/2012 02:14 PM
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Or how about the ones that always pull to the left or right and you're battling to keep the fucking thing straight the entire time you're there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


I fucking hate this too! Walmart carts are all busted up. A local food retailer here has nice carts. Another thing I have noticed also. They have a clean store, and better quality produce than walmart. Maybe there's some correlation to it?
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Walmart carts suck big time.
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12/03/2012 02:20 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP.

I've heard of worse.

Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you.yeahsure
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12/03/2012 02:21 PM

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lmao You are not the only one!
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lmao

So true...
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP.

I've heard of worse.

Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you.yeahsure
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I know when I get a crappy cart, ive had a bad day.....

I curse the Gods for such a horrible fate...
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12/03/2012 02:22 PM
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Why? WHY are there so many bum carts??

Are there people who deliberatly whack them out?

Hmm.Umhumm. Yes. They are probably the employees. Have to take out their aggression someplace.
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12/03/2012 02:25 PM

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12/03/2012 02:26 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Why? WHY are there so many bum carts??

Are there people who deliberatly whack them out?

Hmm.Umhumm. Yes. They are probably the employees. Have to take out their aggression someplace.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1439176


It's probably the asshole security guards that sit back and laugh their fucking asses off while watching us on the monitor.
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12/03/2012 02:27 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP.

I've heard of worse.

Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you.yeahsure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


Name one.
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Ever get a really LOUD one?

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wuhfaint


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"And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick

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Make Good Pitches

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12/03/2012 02:29 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Best thread on GLP right meow! Thanks for making me laugh I'm having a shit day lol Kinda feels like I'm moving through the day like an asshole cart!
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wd405a
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Short term solution. Petroleum jelly will take care of that problem probably longer than the remaining lifespan of the cart.
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12/03/2012 02:31 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Ever get a really LOUD one?

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wuhfaint


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I have...sigh.
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12/03/2012 02:32 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Best thread on GLP right meow! Thanks for making me laugh I'm having a shit day lol Kinda feels like I'm moving through the day like an asshole cart!
bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28580921


I'm glad my misery could provide you with some entertainment. thumbs
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12/03/2012 02:35 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


Out here this is a serious problem. All the homeless people are taking all the good shopping carts out of the shopping centers for their own personal use. That leaves the rest of us shoppers with all the crappy ones.
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12/03/2012 02:45 PM

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Law of Attraction?

ohno

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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
I like having a loudass cart at the store, that way motherfuckers know I'm coming and they're gonna stay the fuck out of my way.
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Best thread on GLP right meow! Thanks for making me laugh I'm having a shit day lol Kinda feels like I'm moving through the day like an asshole cart!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28580921


I'm glad my misery could provide you with some entertainment. thumbs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


I know what they are like, so that's why I'm laughing with you not at you. I'm not one for relishing in others misery, if you really are that upset with the situation, I apologize.grouphug
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12/03/2012 02:51 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP.

I've heard of worse.

Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you.yeahsure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


Name one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


you could be her.


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