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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 01:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second. ugh.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 7736082 United States 12/03/2012 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Or how about the ones that always pull to the left or right and you're battling to keep the fucking thing straight the entire time you're there.
Zombietard User ID: 27257544 Argentina 12/03/2012 01:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? You are not the only one!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10777372 Finland 12/03/2012 02:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? First world problems.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29000281 United Kingdom 12/03/2012 02:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? @ "asshole cart"!

BRIEF Rebel with morals User ID: 381742 United States 12/03/2012 02:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second. ugh. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045 Shove the motherfucker back in the pile and get another one...sometimes I even turn it upside down and tell a worker that it needs repaired. Nuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1508876 United States 12/03/2012 02:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Or how about the ones that always pull to the left or right and you're battling to keep the fucking thing straight the entire time you're there. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045 I fucking hate this too! Walmart carts are all busted up. A local food retailer here has nice carts. Another thing I have noticed also. They have a clean store, and better quality produce than walmart. Maybe there's some correlation to it?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1465586 United States 12/03/2012 02:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Two weeks ago I checked the cart first to make sure all the wheels were good, then halfway through shopping one of the wheels decided to stop spinning. I felt like a retard from there on out. Turning down an aisle required sliding the back end and sometimes just going straight, it would veer off to the left and almost always do that when another person was passing by, so it would go into their cart and I'd have to apologize like a d-bag.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27217292 United States 12/03/2012 02:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? The number of damaged carts has gone up. But don't worry they will all be melted down by scrappers soon.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 02:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Two weeks ago I checked the cart first to make sure all the wheels were good, then halfway through shopping one of the wheels decided to stop spinning. I felt like a retard from there on out. Turning down an aisle required sliding the back end and sometimes just going straight, it would veer off to the left and almost always do that when another person was passing by, so it would go into their cart and I'd have to apologize like a d-bag. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1465586 It's a fucking cartspiracy, I tell ya.
BOWMAN User ID: 11288337 United States 12/03/2012 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? The squeaky wheel gets the grease. ------ "And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick ------------------------------------- Pale Blue Dot [link to www.youtube.com] 2001: A Floyd Odyssey [link to www.youtube.com] Who's In Control? [link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28593250 Canada 12/03/2012 02:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second. ugh. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045 It's because you put it back with the other carts when you're done. Karma works!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14392840 United States 12/03/2012 02:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Or how about the ones that always pull to the left or right and you're battling to keep the fucking thing straight the entire time you're there. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045 I fucking hate this too! Walmart carts are all busted up. A local food retailer here has nice carts. Another thing I have noticed also. They have a clean store, and better quality produce than walmart. Maybe there's some correlation to it? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1508876 Walmart carts suck big time.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10783814 United States 12/03/2012 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP. I've heard of worse. Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you.
Seer777 Ride the wings of the mind User ID: 3018467 United States 12/03/2012 02:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? You are not the only one! Quoting: Zombietard So true... "Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body." ~Seneca

Anonymous Coward User ID: 14392840 United States 12/03/2012 02:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP. I've heard of worse. Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814 I know when I get a crappy cart, ive had a bad day..... I curse the Gods for such a horrible fate...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1439176 United States 12/03/2012 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Why? WHY are there so many bum carts?? Are there people who deliberatly whack them out? Hmm.Umhumm. Yes. They are probably the employees. Have to take out their aggression someplace.
ar-15 nut User ID: 1281306 United States 12/03/2012 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? wd40 free men do not ask permission to bear arms
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Why? WHY are there so many bum carts?? Are there people who deliberatly whack them out? Hmm.Umhumm. Yes. They are probably the employees. Have to take out their aggression someplace. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1439176 It's probably the asshole security guards that sit back and laugh their fucking asses off while watching us on the monitor.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP. I've heard of worse. Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814 Name one.
BOWMAN User ID: 11288337 United States 12/03/2012 02:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Ever get a really LOUD one? [link to youtu.be] ------ "And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick ------------------------------------- Pale Blue Dot [link to www.youtube.com] 2001: A Floyd Odyssey [link to www.youtube.com] Who's In Control? [link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28580921 United States 12/03/2012 02:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Best thread on GLP right meow! Thanks for making me laugh I'm having a shit day lol Kinda feels like I'm moving through the day like an asshole cart!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28885572 Germany 12/03/2012 02:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? wd40 Quoting: ar-15 nut Short term solution. Petroleum jelly will take care of that problem probably longer than the remaining lifespan of the cart.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 02:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Ever get a really LOUD one? [link to youtu.be] ------ Quoting: BOWMAN I have...sigh.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Best thread on GLP right meow! Thanks for making me laugh I'm having a shit day lol Kinda feels like I'm moving through the day like an asshole cart! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28580921 I'm glad my misery could provide you with some entertainment.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11162437 United States 12/03/2012 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second. ugh. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045 Out here this is a serious problem. All the homeless people are taking all the good shopping carts out of the shopping centers for their own personal use. That leaves the rest of us shoppers with all the crappy ones.
ANHEDONIC Uncensored User ID: 26795689 United States 12/03/2012 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Law of Attraction? *"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it."*
Mister Obvious Forum Administrator 12/03/2012 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? I like having a loudass cart at the store, that way motherfuckers know I'm coming and they're gonna stay the fuck out of my way.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28580921 United States 12/03/2012 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? Best thread on GLP right meow! Thanks for making me laugh I'm having a shit day lol Kinda feels like I'm moving through the day like an asshole cart! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28580921 I'm glad my misery could provide you with some entertainment. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045 I know what they are like, so that's why I'm laughing with you not at you. I'm not one for relishing in others misery, if you really are that upset with the situation, I apologize.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10783814 United States 12/03/2012 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP. I've heard of worse. Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814 Name one. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045 you could be her.
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