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Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?

 
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p.s.

Have a nice day.tounge
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Law of Attraction?

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I knew someone would eventually say that. lmao

The thought hasn't escaped me. lol
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I like having a loudass cart at the store, that way motherfuckers know I'm coming and they're gonna stay the fuck out of my way.
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I think they would stay the fuck out of your way, anyway.

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Best thread on GLP right meow! Thanks for making me laugh I'm having a shit day lol Kinda feels like I'm moving through the day like an asshole cart!
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I'm glad my misery could provide you with some entertainment. thumbs
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I know what they are like, so that's why I'm laughing with you not at you. I'm not one for relishing in others misery, if you really are that upset with the situation, I apologize.grouphug
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Clearly, I'm not. lol cheers
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It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP.

I've heard of worse.

Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you.yeahsure
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Name one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


you could be her.


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Ok, name TWO then. lol
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I've noticed this too...

and I've also noticed that many places now have some sort of grout and tile under the carts, instead of some type of slab.
I'm convinced this is so that you have to go far enough away from the rest of the carts until you hit the slab before you find out if your cart is all outta whack that you just say "eff it" and keep the shitty one...

asshole cart indeed.
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Omg me too! I actually just said same thing to my bf last wesk!

I call them "tart carts"!!!

Best thread ever!
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I've noticed this too...

and I've also noticed that many places now have some sort of grout and tile under the carts, instead of some type of slab.
I'm convinced this is so that you have to go far enough away from the rest of the carts until you hit the slab before you find out if your cart is all outta whack that you just say "eff it" and keep the shitty one...

asshole cart indeed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21666560


I noticed that too!! Even with a good cart, it's the most annoying fucking thing for the next 60 feet or so through the produce department. The engineer was clearly drinking on the job.

Clack clack clack clack clack.

I kinda like that people will think of this thread the next time they're out shopping, though. lol

It's a conspiracy!!

So glad it's not just me.
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Omg me too! I actually just said same thing to my bf last wesk!

I call them "tart carts"!!!

Best thread ever!
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lmao
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Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now...

But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push
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Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now...

But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push
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Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now...

But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push
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Thanks for giving me something else to be disgusted about at the grocery store. thumbs

What a nightmare.
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Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now...

But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101


most of the places I go to now have either a) a dispenser with hand sanitizer in it, or b) some of those disposable disinfectant wipes so you can wipe down the handles and what not. Normally located by the door on the way inside.

Not sure if that happens much of in Italia
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now...

But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101


That which doesn't kill you...


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs.

Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous.

Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc.
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I wonder if this is our destiny in natal chart alignments? hmmm. or maybe it was a rogue transit or maybe theres a deeper meaning to this?
Ill go check out the sacred texts and maybe blog about it...

It must be a sign....
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First world problems.
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Yes indeed
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I wonder if this is our destiny in natal chart alignments? hmmm. or maybe it was a rogue transit or maybe theres a deeper meaning to this?
Ill go check out the sacred texts and maybe blog about it...

It must be a sign....
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The old will fall away.

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Two weeks ago I checked the cart first to make sure all the wheels were good, then halfway through shopping one of the wheels decided to stop spinning. I felt like a retard from there on out. Turning down an aisle required sliding the back end and sometimes just going straight, it would veer off to the left and almost always do that when another person was passing by, so it would go into their cart and I'd have to apologize like a d-bag.
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LOL
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Those new plastic shopping carts at Target ARE THE SHIZZLE!

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They have these types of carts at Walmart. That's how they spot the meth users. They are the ones with the carts upside down trying the fix it,
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Those new plastic shopping carts at Target ARE THE SHIZZLE!

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Give it time.
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now...

But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101


That which doesn't kill you...


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs.

Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous.

Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


I didn't like to mention the nasty, sweaty ass OP, but yeah, it's there..a- LOOOMING large.......yeeuch!
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Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now...

But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101


That which doesn't kill you...


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs.

Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous.

Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


I didn't like to mention the nasty, sweaty ass OP, but yeah, it's there..a- LOOOMING large.......yeeuch!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101


cruise
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Or how about the ones that always pull to the left or right and you're battling to keep the fucking thing straight the entire time you're there.
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You must be taking the same cart I had. 'Cuz I KNOW I always get the gimpy cart.

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take that sucker back...the other day i had to go back three times to get a half way decent one...gah!
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Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now...

But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101


That which doesn't kill you...


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs.

Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous.

Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


Consider this: one of 5 guys you meet has masterbated since they last washed thier hands.....

(note: don't be that guy...please)

cheers
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Do or do not. There is no try.

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It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP.

I've heard of worse.

Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you.yeahsure
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I ALWAYS get in the wrong line......guaranteed, every time. Doesn't matter which one I pick, it's the one that will get stopped for one reason or another.
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Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now...

But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101


That which doesn't kill you...


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs.

Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous.

Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


Consider this: one of 5 guys you meet has masterbated since they last washed thier hands.....

(note: don't be that guy...please)

cheers
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Purchasing rubber gloves for my loved ones for christmas and attaching a print out of this thread. Thanks for the gift idea...and the willies. *shudder*
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It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP.

I've heard of worse.

Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you.yeahsure
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I ALWAYS get in the wrong line......guaranteed, every time. Doesn't matter which one I pick, it's the one that will get stopped for one reason or another.
 Quoting: Shamar


And to top it off...a new cashier will open up at the EXACT moment that it's too late for you to get out of line.
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That which doesn't kill you...


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs.

Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous.

Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


Consider this: one of 5 guys you meet has masterbated since they last washed thier hands.....

(note: don't be that guy...please)

cheers
 Quoting: Maguyver


Purchasing rubber gloves for my loved ones for christmas and attaching a print out of this thread. Thanks for the gift idea...and the willies. *shudder*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


It's the thought that counts, dude. lol

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