Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?

p.s.

Have a nice day.

I knew someone would eventually say that.

The thought hasn't escaped me. lol

I think they would stay the fuck out of your way, anyway.

Clearly, I'm not. lol

Ok, name TWO then. lol

I've noticed this too...

and I've also noticed that many places now have some sort of grout and tile under the carts, instead of some type of slab.
I'm convinced this is so that you have to go far enough away from the rest of the carts until you hit the slab before you find out if your cart is all outta whack that you just say "eff it" and keep the shitty one...

asshole cart indeed.

Omg me too! I actually just said same thing to my bf last wesk!

I call them "tart carts"!!!

Best thread ever!

I noticed that too!! Even with a good cart, it's the most annoying fucking thing for the next 60 feet or so through the produce department. The engineer was clearly drinking on the job.

Clack clack clack clack clack.

I kinda like that people will think of this thread the next time they're out shopping, though. lol

It's a conspiracy!!

So glad it's not just me.

Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now...

But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push

That which doesn't kill you...


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Thanks for giving me something else to be disgusted about at the grocery store.

What a nightmare.

most of the places I go to now have either a) a dispenser with hand sanitizer in it, or b) some of those disposable disinfectant wipes so you can wipe down the handles and what not. Normally located by the door on the way inside.

Not sure if that happens much of in Italia

I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs.

Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous.

Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc.

I wonder if this is our destiny in natal chart alignments? hmmm. or maybe it was a rogue transit or maybe theres a deeper meaning to this?
Ill go check out the sacred texts and maybe blog about it...

It must be a sign....

Yes indeed

The old will fall away.

LOL

Those new plastic shopping carts at Target ARE THE SHIZZLE!

[link to www.plasticsdesign.org]

They have these types of carts at Walmart. That's how they spot the meth users. They are the ones with the carts upside down trying the fix it,

Give it time.

I didn't like to mention the nasty, sweaty ass OP, but yeah, it's there..a- LOOOMING large.......yeeuch!

You must be taking the same cart I had. 'Cuz I KNOW I always get the gimpy cart.

take that sucker back...the other day i had to go back three times to get a half way decent one...gah!

Consider this: one of 5 guys you meet has masterbated since they last washed thier hands.....

(note: don't be that guy...please)

I ALWAYS get in the wrong line......guaranteed, every time. Doesn't matter which one I pick, it's the one that will get stopped for one reason or another.

Purchasing rubber gloves for my loved ones for christmas and attaching a print out of this thread. Thanks for the gift idea...and the willies. *shudder*

And to top it off...a new cashier will open up at the EXACT moment that it's too late for you to get out of line.

It's the thought that counts, dude. lol