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Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?

 
Kirk

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12/03/2012 05:07 PM

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True story.

I was at Dollar General picking up a couple things and when I got to the checkout lane there was an old man standing there with 9 bottles of shampoo.

What I didn't realize was that this guy was the runner for a group of 9 old people that all needed shampoo and obviously all wanted their receipts too.

A buck a bottle and this guy was paying for them individually as separate ring ups from separate envelopes of various forms of change.

15 minutes...no shit.

gaah ahhh
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I am an old person. But old people like that - they are inconsiderate bastards. Fuck'em! I have been known to talk to strangers. Such things as "They can't let you out in public can they?"
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12/03/2012 05:10 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
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Take it and overload it untill it breaks in 2

heavy juice cans at cart front end will do it ..
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/03/2012 05:14 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
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Take it and overload it untill it breaks in 2

heavy juice cans at cart front end will do it ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28926345


You've been doing this for a while, eh? LOL
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12/03/2012 05:21 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


Shove the motherfucker back in the pile and get another one...sometimes I even turn it upside down and tell a worker that it needs repaired.
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applause2
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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natasha77

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12/03/2012 05:23 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
I'm more bothered by the lazy big ass people who are too fat to walk and zip around in the motorized ones.
I have more than once almost been run down by them.

ps...yes, i do know some people have health problems, but most of them are just too plain FAT to walk.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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12/03/2012 05:25 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
One time I was in Vancouver, BC at the Safeway parking lot.

I was pushing the cart in, and I was about to take my
dollar out, and some guy grabs it from me. I'm like "wtf"
because now some guy is literally wrestling my
cart away from me.

At first I began trying to wrestle it back from him, but
he became really vicious. So I was just like "whatever dude."
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12/03/2012 05:31 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
One time I was in Vancouver, BC at the Safeway parking lot.

I was pushing the cart in, and I was about to take my
dollar out, and some guy grabs it from me. I'm like "wtf"
because now some guy is literally wrestling my
cart away from me.

At first I began trying to wrestle it back from him, but
he became really vicious. So I was just like "whatever dude."
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Did you get your dollar back?
Generation Doom

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12/03/2012 05:32 PM

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First world problems.
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12/03/2012 05:35 PM
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First world problems.
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 Quoting: Generation Doom


Yeah, I read it the first time.

I'm trying to stay as optimistic as possible here. lol
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12/03/2012 05:35 PM
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Who the fuck uses shopping carts anymore? What is it 1997? Are you guys all soccer moms? Walk in, grab the shit you need for dinner, check out real quick, and bail. No wonder why this country is so fat. When you buy $100 dollars worth of food at once that means 90% of it is non-perishable. That's another word for JUNK FOOD. WTF people!?
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12/03/2012 05:36 PM

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Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
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Do what the yummy mummies do, dump it inside the store and grab yourself a fresh one.
Shamar

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12/03/2012 05:37 PM

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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045



Take it and overload it untill it breaks in 2

heavy juice cans at cart front end will do it ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28926345


You've been doing this for a while, eh? LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


you are funny!!
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12/03/2012 05:39 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
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because people are shoving it back in line--its always next up.
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12/03/2012 05:43 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Who the fuck uses shopping carts anymore? What is it 1997? Are you guys all soccer moms? Walk in, grab the shit you need for dinner, check out real quick, and bail. No wonder why this country is so fat. When you buy $100 dollars worth of food at once that means 90% of it is non-perishable. That's another word for JUNK FOOD. WTF people!?
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Some people don't have 100 dollars extra a month for their gas tanks to scurry to the grocery store like a rat every day.

Geesh, this thread was going so light-hearted and then "that guy" comes in.
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12/03/2012 05:46 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
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because people are shoving it back in line--its always next up.
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whatever
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12/03/2012 05:49 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
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It happens to me too-ALOT!!!
Then I get into a checkout line, with some a**hole with a problem.......
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12/03/2012 05:49 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
One time I was in Vancouver, BC at the Safeway parking lot.

I was pushing the cart in, and I was about to take my
dollar out, and some guy grabs it from me. I'm like "wtf"
because now some guy is literally wrestling my
cart away from me.

At first I began trying to wrestle it back from him, but
he became really vicious. So I was just like "whatever dude."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28117669


Did you get your dollar back?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


No lol. But I definitely didn't expect it. He acted really
relaxed putting in his cart too, then he grabbed mine, and I was like "wtf."
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12/03/2012 05:50 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Who the fuck uses shopping carts anymore? What is it 1997? Are you guys all soccer moms? Walk in, grab the shit you need for dinner, check out real quick, and bail. No wonder why this country is so fat. When you buy $100 dollars worth of food at once that means 90% of it is non-perishable. That's another word for JUNK FOOD. WTF people!?
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It must be nice to live in lala land--NOT!!
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12/03/2012 05:55 PM
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"asshole cart"
laugh
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12/03/2012 06:01 PM
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i cant believe nobody mentioned grabbing the "2 carts welded together for life" cart.....impossible to separate
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12/03/2012 06:02 PM
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i cant believe nobody mentioned grabbing the "2 carts welded together for life" cart.....impossible to separate
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^^^^that is aggravating!!!!!
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12/03/2012 06:03 PM

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i cant believe nobody mentioned grabbing the "2 carts welded together for life" cart.....impossible to separate
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lmao


Love this thread.

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12/03/2012 06:06 PM

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i cant believe nobody mentioned grabbing the "2 carts welded together for life" cart.....impossible to separate
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lmao


Love this thread.

cool2
 Quoting: Seer777


lmao
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Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to die before you die - and find that there is no death.
natasha77

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12/03/2012 06:12 PM
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i cant believe nobody mentioned grabbing the "2 carts welded together for life" cart.....impossible to separate
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^^^^that is aggravating!!!!!
 Quoting: J-Honey


Hee hee
This is my biggest problem. They ARE welded. LOL
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
natasha77

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12/03/2012 06:13 PM
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"asshole cart"
laugh
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Perfect name.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
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i cant believe nobody mentioned grabbing the "2 carts welded together for life" cart.....impossible to separate
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INSTANT anger!!
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12/03/2012 06:50 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045



Take it and overload it untill it breaks in 2

heavy juice cans at cart front end will do it ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28926345


You've been doing this for a while, eh? LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


you are funny!!
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lol hf
IRQ_1

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12/03/2012 07:16 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
I always grab one the carts in the parking lot, never from the front of the store. That way I can give it a test drive to the front door of the store first. If it's bad, I trade it in before I enter the store. It seems like 50% of the carts have something wrong with them.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


The shopping warrior force is strong in this one.

yoda

Added: I've done the same thing myself actually. Family and friends look at me weird but whatever.

Last Edited by IRQ_1 on 12/03/2012 07:20 PM
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12/03/2012 08:47 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
I always grab one the carts in the parking lot, never from the front of the store. That way I can give it a test drive to the front door of the store first. If it's bad, I trade it in before I enter the store. It seems like 50% of the carts have something wrong with them.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


The shopping warrior force is strong in this one.

yoda

Added: I've done the same thing myself actually. Family and friends look at me weird but whatever.
 Quoting: IRQ_1


resist yoda
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12/03/2012 11:03 PM
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Re: Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?
Every fucking time, either a wheel is wobbly or it makes that annoying click every other second.

ugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045


because people are shoving it back in line--its always next up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1139115


I don't know why this never occurred to me.