Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store? | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 02:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Best thread on GLP right meow! Thanks for making me laugh I'm having a shit day lol Kinda feels like I'm moving through the day like an asshole cart! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28580921 I'm glad my misery could provide you with some entertainment. I know what they are like, so that's why I'm laughing with you not at you. I'm not one for relishing in others misery, if you really are that upset with the situation, I apologize. Clearly, I'm not. lol |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 21666560 United States 12/03/2012 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and I've also noticed that many places now have some sort of grout and tile under the carts, instead of some type of slab. I'm convinced this is so that you have to go far enough away from the rest of the carts until you hit the slab before you find out if your cart is all outta whack that you just say "eff it" and keep the shitty one... asshole cart indeed. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 03:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've noticed this too... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21666560 and I've also noticed that many places now have some sort of grout and tile under the carts, instead of some type of slab. I'm convinced this is so that you have to go far enough away from the rest of the carts until you hit the slab before you find out if your cart is all outta whack that you just say "eff it" and keep the shitty one... asshole cart indeed. I noticed that too!! Even with a good cart, it's the most annoying fucking thing for the next 60 feet or so through the produce department. The engineer was clearly drinking on the job. Clack clack clack clack clack. I kinda like that people will think of this thread the next time they're out shopping, though. lol It's a conspiracy!! So glad it's not just me. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29006101 Ireland 12/03/2012 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now... But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11288337 United States 12/03/2012 03:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101 But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push That which doesn't kill you... ------ |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 03:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101 But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push Thanks for giving me something else to be disgusted about at the grocery store. What a nightmare. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21666560 United States 12/03/2012 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101 But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push most of the places I go to now have either a) a dispenser with hand sanitizer in it, or b) some of those disposable disinfectant wipes so you can wipe down the handles and what not. Normally located by the door on the way inside. Not sure if that happens much of in Italia |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101 But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push That which doesn't kill you... ------ I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs. Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous. Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc. |
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Earth Daughter User ID: 28948241 United States 12/03/2012 03:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Two weeks ago I checked the cart first to make sure all the wheels were good, then halfway through shopping one of the wheels decided to stop spinning. I felt like a retard from there on out. Turning down an aisle required sliding the back end and sometimes just going straight, it would veer off to the left and almost always do that when another person was passing by, so it would go into their cart and I'd have to apologize like a d-bag. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1465586 LOL "Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29006101 Ireland 12/03/2012 03:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101 But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push That which doesn't kill you... ------ I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs. Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous. Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc. I didn't like to mention the nasty, sweaty ass OP, but yeah, it's there..a- LOOOMING large.......yeeuch! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 04:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101 But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push That which doesn't kill you... ------ I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs. Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous. Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc. I didn't like to mention the nasty, sweaty ass OP, but yeah, it's there..a- LOOOMING large.......yeeuch! |
Maguyver Fix'r User ID: 808852 United States 12/03/2012 04:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Or how about the ones that always pull to the left or right and you're battling to keep the fucking thing straight the entire time you're there. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28996045 You must be taking the same cart I had. 'Cuz I KNOW I always get the gimpy cart. Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional. Do or do not. There is no try. "The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu |
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Maguyver Fix'r User ID: 808852 United States 12/03/2012 04:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101 But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push That which doesn't kill you... ------ I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs. Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous. Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc. Consider this: one of 5 guys you meet has masterbated since they last washed thier hands..... (note: don't be that guy...please) Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional. Do or do not. There is no try. "The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu |
Shamar User ID: 24946868 United States 12/03/2012 04:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814 I've heard of worse. Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you. I ALWAYS get in the wrong line......guaranteed, every time. Doesn't matter which one I pick, it's the one that will get stopped for one reason or another. Love is like light. It is never constrained to its source; it shines on everything and tends to spread spontaneously, unless we block it! ~ Cosmic Swami |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10783814 United States 12/03/2012 04:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Boy, You're surely not the only one...this made me laugh...forever they will be ''asshole carts'' to me now... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29006101 But I've got a worse problem! Every time I go to get a cart all I can think of is the disgusting germy infectious gunge that the last user might have left on the handle. i mean do they wash their hands after the loo, ugh, or do they sneeze and then wipe their grotty snottys all over the handle, yikes..I just go totally Howard Hughes in my head...and then I still gotta take out that asshole cart and push That which doesn't kill you... ------ I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs. Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous. Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc. Consider this: one of 5 guys you meet has masterbated since they last washed thier hands..... (note: don't be that guy...please) Purchasing rubber gloves for my loved ones for christmas and attaching a print out of this thread. Thanks for the gift idea...and the willies. *shudder* |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814 I've heard of worse. Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you. I ALWAYS get in the wrong line......guaranteed, every time. Doesn't matter which one I pick, it's the one that will get stopped for one reason or another. And to top it off...a new cashier will open up at the EXACT moment that it's too late for you to get out of line. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28996045 United States 12/03/2012 04:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't think he's necessarily talking about germs. Just the thought of me putting my hand where somebody just sneezed in their hand and then pushed the cart with it, makes me a little nauseous. Or enter any other disgusting things that humans do without thinking. Picking their nose, scratching their nasty, sweaty ass, etc. Consider this: one of 5 guys you meet has masterbated since they last washed thier hands..... (note: don't be that guy...please) Purchasing rubber gloves for my loved ones for christmas and attaching a print out of this thread. Thanks for the gift idea...and the willies. *shudder* It's the thought that counts, dude. lol |