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Prepare the Message for Jesus is Coming!

 
nwo_watcher_911
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Prepare the Message for Jesus is Coming!
Just received a text from Jersey Mike's. They make the best submarine sandwiches ever.

I signed up for their members stamp card, and opted for text specials. So I haven't heard from them for about 3 months, and to day I get a text, which reads verbatim:

(Preston) yo, just emailed you. Mogul launches tmrw 5am. Jesus wanted me to tell you to schedule an email NOW. To stop texts from Preston, reply "I HATE MONEY"



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obviously I had to reply:

"We will prepare the Message for Jesus. He is coming like a thief in the night."

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Now it is on you, the Reader and Believer to prepare the message for Jesus. Of course the text was most likely met in a different context, but you know The LORD works in mysterious ways - I just had to share the message with my coworkers and now I share with GLP.

How can we prepare the Message? Well we ask God to make our hearts to not be so hard, and we ask for us to understand His meanings. Jesus says many have ears, but they do not hear the message - many see, but they cannot see it. So some of these people never saw it coming - they had no clue. It is on you to do your part, to let them know the Good News, that yes you could be a murderer or killer or rapist, or basically living your life in sin but you can be saved still. In this life and in the next. Let God form you like the clay, so that he can make you into a jug to pour out His holiness.

Blessed is one who looks and seeks The LORD, He is not ever far off... Simply call to him in all seriousness in your heart, while alone in a quiet place. Tell Him your truths and feelings. Ask for forgiveness and to wash away your sins. And finally ask to receive his loving Grace. For his Grace saved the earth, and also saved me and probably you too. Now perhaps His loving Grace can save someone else before TSHTF??

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Re: Prepare the Message for Jesus is Coming!
Good, cuz my back is killing me!
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Oh, wait. . ."message".

Well, fine.
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Just received a text from Jersey Mike's. They make the best submarine sandwiches ever.

I signed up for their members stamp card, and opted for text specials. So I haven't heard from them for about 3 months, and to day I get a text, which reads verbatim:

(Preston) yo, just emailed you. Mogul launches tmrw 5am. Jesus wanted me to tell you to schedule an email NOW. To stop texts from Preston, reply "I HATE MONEY"



---
obviously I had to reply:

"We will prepare the Message for Jesus. He is coming like a thief in the night."

---


Now it is on you, the Reader and Believer to prepare the message for Jesus. Of course the text was most likely met in a different context, but you know The LORD works in mysterious ways - I just had to share the message with my coworkers and now I share with GLP.

How can we prepare the Message? Well we ask God to make our hearts to not be so hard, and we ask for us to understand His meanings. Jesus says many have ears, but they do not hear the message - many see, but they cannot see it. So some of these people never saw it coming - they had no clue. It is on you to do your part, to let them know the Good News, that yes you could be a murderer or killer or rapist, or basically living your life in sin but you can be saved still. In this life and in the next. Let God form you like the clay, so that he can make you into a jug to pour out His holiness.

Blessed is one who looks and seeks The LORD, He is not ever far off... Simply call to him in all seriousness in your heart, while alone in a quiet place. Tell Him your truths and feelings. Ask for forgiveness and to wash away your sins. And finally ask to receive his loving Grace. For his Grace saved the earth, and also saved me and probably you too. Now perhaps His loving Grace can save someone else before TSHTF??

goodevil
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I too am getting a Very Very Strong Feeling that Jesus is about to show up!!! It has been HARD on my HEART for the past month or so!!! I sure hope so, I am sick of the Greed and Filth of this Country and world.


COME LORD, WE ARE WAITING!!!!

hf

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