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Am I jewish?

 
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Am I jewish?
My father's father's mother, so my Great grandmother was jewish. Supposedly jewish traits are only inherited through the mother. Am I technically jewish?

This probably sounds dumb, but its important to me. My son has to go through genetic testing and the geneticists want to know if we are jewish.
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I thought you were Jewish ONLY if your mother is/was?
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Post a pic of your nose...
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Post a pic of your nose...
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lol
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Post a pic of your nose...
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cruise

Evil BRIEF strikes again ...
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I thought you were Jewish ONLY if your mother is/was?
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Yea thats what I've been reading. So I don't know if its important to mention the doctors or not. If the genetic traits can be passed down or not.

Thought it was weird though that they are asking that.
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lol, I have a polish nose.
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Re: Am I jewish?
My father's father's mother, so my Great grandmother was jewish. Supposedly jewish traits are only inherited through the mother. Am I technically jewish?

This probably sounds dumb, but its important to me. My son has to go through genetic testing and the geneticists want to know if we are jewish.
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You are tainted with evil jew blood. The traits of evil will emerge eventually.
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12/03/2012 02:49 PM
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shouldn't genetic testing reveal your ancestry after testing? Tell them you don't know, that's why you are getting genetic fucking tests done....

Or, just tell them you are Jewish and they may actually do a good job and not treat your test as just another goy test.
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12/03/2012 02:52 PM
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O/P is Benjamin Netanyahu?

(See "Nice Jewish Lady" thread.)

hiding
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shouldn't genetic testing reveal your ancestry after testing? Tell them you don't know, that's why you are getting genetic fucking tests done....

Or, just tell them you are Jewish and they may actually do a good job and not treat your test as just another goy test.
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A really advanced and comprehensive and expensive test could probably tell ancestry. Which would be super interesting. But no, usually these genetic tests usually concentrate on a certain chromosome to see if there are any abnormalities.
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I cant even lie, this was funny..

Anyway, if your family dont fit the curses in DEUT 28, you're not an Israelite, and sincr you're claiming lineage through your mother, you're probably the descendant of an EDOMITE KHAZAR.

Real Israelites go through the fathers lineage, like all the men of the Torah, Tanakh, and Bible all together.
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Ahum, it's not the nose, take a look at the "lower regions" and you'll see, if you know what I mean, lol.
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I cant even lie, this was funny..

Anyway, if your family dont fit the curses in DEUT 28, you're not an Israelite, and sincr you're claiming lineage through your mother, you're probably the descendant of an EDOMITE KHAZAR.

Real Israelites go through the fathers lineage, like all the men of the Torah, Tanakh, and Bible all together.

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This. TRUTH
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ok. fine.

[link to postimage.org]
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12/03/2012 03:09 PM
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OP, your nose doesn't appear to be Jewish. But now, what about your personality? Are you a condescending arrogant asshole?
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12/03/2012 03:13 PM
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OP, your nose doesn't appear to be Jewish. But now, what about your personality? Are you a condescending arrogant asshole?
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No. Please don't turn this in to an anti-jewish thread though and sterotype all jewish people being "condescending arrogant assholes"

Just wanted to know if I was jewish...
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ok. fine.

[link to postimage.org]
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Nope, you're not...
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cruise
Tell me what this tastes like...
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My father's father's mother, so my Great grandmother was jewish. Supposedly jewish traits are only inherited through the mother. Am I technically jewish?

This probably sounds dumb, but its important to me. My son has to go through genetic testing and the geneticists want to know if we are jewish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28971486


well i can tell you that is bullshit , the laws and rule by god is that the seed goes through the father , so what ever your father is , you are , hope it clears all up for you ..
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I cant even lie, this was funny..

Anyway, if your family dont fit the curses in DEUT 28, you're not an Israelite, and sincr you're claiming lineage through your mother, you're probably the descendant of an EDOMITE KHAZAR.

Real Israelites go through the fathers lineage, like all the men of the Torah, Tanakh, and Bible all together.
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I gotta admit I'm so confused.
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Re: Am I jewish?
Yes you are..

Relax Mate, nobody is perfect

hf
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Do you have the "Jew claw"?
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I cant even lie, this was funny..

Anyway, if your family dont fit the curses in DEUT 28, you're not an Israelite, and sincr you're claiming lineage through your mother, you're probably the descendant of an EDOMITE KHAZAR.

Real Israelites go through the fathers lineage, like all the men of the Torah, Tanakh, and Bible all together.
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so that would be the irish , they fit all those curses and they was not bought or sold , they wasnt wanted ... thanks pal
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I cant even lie, this was funny..

Anyway, if your family dont fit the curses in DEUT 28, you're not an Israelite, and sincr you're claiming lineage through your mother, you're probably the descendant of an EDOMITE KHAZAR.

Real Israelites go through the fathers lineage, like all the men of the Torah, Tanakh, and Bible all together.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27594769



I gotta admit I'm so confused.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28971486


Dude, GLP may be the wrong place to post about this :)
I will try to help.

Genetically the answer is simple. You have at least 1/8'th Jewish blood in you and therefor your kid should get tested or the genetic diseases. Even if you were 100%, they are still very rare so I wouldn't worry.
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Forget all the conspiracy site stuff, especially the non-sense of the Khazar stuff which has been debunked through genetic testing (there is probably a small portion of truth to this, but it is irrelevent since even if 10% of Askhanizi were at one time Khazar, they are since proper converts and grafted into Isreal anyway)

The issue about Paternal vs Maternal decent is complex. See this wikipedia page. It's possible that the Rabbinic sages got it wrong in the Talmud. The torah is from g-d the Talmud is rabbinic writings and interpretations. It's also possible that maternal decent was assumed in pre-talmidic times before the diaspora.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]


The issue of whether you would be recognized as Jewish by the orthodox community would be that your direct Mother would have to be Jewish. Anyone can convert to Judaism, but to be recognized by the orthodox community the process is rather strict and requires much learning, taking about 1 year.

The question comes down to what they call 'irrevocable status' which pertains more to who can automatically gain citizenship in Israel. That takes the traditional Orthodox position of having a Jewish mother.

Judaism is first and foremost a believe in one god, the same g-d that Abraham, Issac and Jacob.. and Moses followed.
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My father's father's mother, so my Great grandmother was jewish. Supposedly jewish traits are only inherited through the mother. Am I technically jewish?

This probably sounds dumb, but its important to me. My son has to go through genetic testing and the geneticists want to know if we are jewish.
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what are the geneticists looking for?
and what does one's religion have to do with it?
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My father's father's mother, so my Great grandmother was jewish. Supposedly jewish traits are only inherited through the mother. Am I technically jewish?

This probably sounds dumb, but its important to me. My son has to go through genetic testing and the geneticists want to know if we are jewish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28971486


what are the geneticists looking for?
and what does one's religion have to do with it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372987


Tay-Sachs disease, Canavan disease, familial dysautonomia, Niemann-Pick (type A) disease, Fanconi anemia (group C), Bloom syndrome, Gaucher disease (the non-neuronopathic type), mucolipidosis type IV, and glycogen storage disease type 1. These are all uncommon conditions that are predominantly found in persons of Ashkenazi ancestry. [Tay-Sachs disease is also found in persons of French-Canadian (Acadian) ancestry and, rarely, in mixed Jewish/non Jewish couples.] Although not strictly a disorder of European Jews, cystic fibrosis is often included in an Ashkenazi heritage screening panel, since it occurs with the same frequency in European Jews as in members of the non-Jewish Caucasian population (approximately 1/3,000).
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Does that mean : your wish ?
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Can you use your nose to go fishing?
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see www.etzyoseph.org ......................sheep

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