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Obama Claus Is Coming To Town

 
the 53%
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Obama Claus Is Coming To Town
you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're building.
he wants what you all make.
he'll tell the 47 per cent.
that being rich is a mistake.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he’ll tell you to be thankful.
to bow down and give thanks.
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp.
to get your thinking “straight”.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he'll give you a free cell phone.
say Obamacare is great.
he'll tell you being a success.
is something you should hate.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coooming tooo tooown!

xmas
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5stars1pin101
Eu não posso viver Eu não posso respirar, a menos que você faça isso comigo
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Merry Christmas OP, i'll Karma pin this for you
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bump
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Classic!!!!


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rimshot Yep !
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5stars1 pin101
 Quoting: Mwalk


x2

applause2

A similar song was written by "white comedian" Paul Shanklin.

dance

Last Edited by Carshy McCarsh on 12/03/2012 04:16 PM
Tell me what this tastes like...
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5 Stars banana2
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:5stars1: :pin101:
 Quoting: Mwalk


x2

applause2

This song was written by "white comedian" Paul Shanklin.

dance
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Thanks for pointing that out. I had no idea who created this as I saw it posted in a comment to a news story.
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12/03/2012 04:19 PM

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chuckle
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chuckle
 Quoting: Chris12138


^ That's the Paul Shanklin version, thanks ^
Tell me what this tastes like...
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I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.

They all hang together; half of them don't work, and the ones that do, aren't all that bright.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

:christmas blink:
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I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.

They all hang together; half of them don't work, and the ones that do, aren't all that bright.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

:christmas blink:
 Quoting: Life's-A-Bitch


clappa
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LOL
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you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're building.
he wants what you all make.
he'll tell the 47 per cent.
that being rich is a mistake.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he’ll tell you to be thankful.
to bow down and give thanks.
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp.
to get your thinking “straight”.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he'll give you a free cell phone.
say Obamacare is great.
he'll tell you being a success.
is something you should hate.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coooming tooo tooown!

xmas
 Quoting: the 53% 1117141


That was GREAT!!! 5 Stars!!!
I showed to a friend of mine who is black, and she got mad!!
Oh well!!! Whatever!!!!
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I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.

They all hang together; half of them don't work, and the ones that do, aren't all that bright.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

:christmas blink:
 Quoting: Life's-A-Bitch


Good one!!!
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you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're building.
he wants what you all make.
he'll tell the 47 per cent.
that being rich is a mistake.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he’ll tell you to be thankful.
to bow down and give thanks.
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp.
to get your thinking “straight”.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he'll give you a free cell phone.
say Obamacare is great.
he'll tell you being a success.
is something you should hate.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coooming tooo tooown!

xmas
 Quoting: the 53% 1117141

Free phones and cheese to every girl and boy

in O land

Obama Claus is coming to town

If the phone doesn't work just throw it in the dumpster
cause there are more in O land
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you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're building.
he wants what you all make.
he'll tell the 47 per cent.
that being rich is a mistake.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he’ll tell you to be thankful.
to bow down and give thanks.
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp.
to get your thinking “straight”.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he'll give you a free cell phone.
say Obamacare is great.
he'll tell you being a success.
is something you should hate.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coooming tooo tooown!

xmas
 Quoting: the 53% 1117141


good one
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I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.

They all hang together; half of them don't work, and the ones that do, aren't all that bright.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

:christmas blink:
 Quoting: Life's-A-Bitch


LOL!
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Be careful...

Moo chelle will eat all the cookies. HOHOHOHO and she is jolly fat.
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Be careful...

Moo chelle will eat all the cookies. HOHOHOHO and she is jolly fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28598370


chuckle Chewy can crush some ribs for sure.
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you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're building.
he wants what you all make.
he'll tell the 47 per cent.
that being rich is a mistake.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he’ll tell you to be thankful.
to bow down and give thanks.
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp.
to get your thinking “straight”.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he'll give you a free cell phone.
say Obamacare is great.
he'll tell you being a success.
is something you should hate.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coooming tooo tooown!

xmas
 Quoting: the 53% 1117141


That was GREAT!!! 5 Stars!!!
I showed to a friend of mine who is black, and she got mad!!
Oh well!!! Whatever!!!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19779165


It's because all black people are racist. If you talk even .0005% ill of any black person (yes, even when they suck ass) then they hate you or whatever you do.
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Thanks for the laugh! Haha!
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Be careful...

Moo chelle will eat all the cookies. HOHOHOHO and she is jolly fat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28598370


She's fat, but not jolly! That's the worst combination.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
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I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.

They all hang together; half of them don't work, and the ones that do, aren't all that bright.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

:christmas blink:
 Quoting: Life's-A-Bitch


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Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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You should give credit where it is Due OP.

Like a link the Facebook post that you found that on...

[link to www.facebook.com (secure)]


[link to news.investors.com]

He's up to 508 likes in the comment section.

Last Edited by FatalW1shes on 12/03/2012 07:07 PM
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Then you have this version:

you better not work.
you better not try.
you can't even earn.
I'm telling you why.
Globalism has taken all the jobs.

They'll take them while you're working.
They'll take them while you unemployed.
Cause paying taxes on profits
Is easy to avoid

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you can't even earn.
I'm telling you why.
Globalism has taken all the jobs.

The rich keep getting richer
The poor keep getting sacked
Your entitlements will pay for wars
And the jobs ain't coming back

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you can't even earn.
I'm telling you why.
Globalism has taken all the jobs.

They'll deregulate finance
Then take a nice bailout
They own 90% of all the wealth
Yes the Kings and Queens are back

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you can't even earn.
I'm telling you why.
Globalism has taken all the jobs!
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you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're building.
he wants what you all make.
he'll tell the 47 per cent.
that being rich is a mistake.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he’ll tell you to be thankful.
to bow down and give thanks.
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp.
to get your thinking “straight”.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he'll give you a free cell phone.
say Obamacare is great.
he'll tell you being a success.
is something you should hate.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coooming tooo tooown!

xmas
 Quoting: the 53% 1117141


Merry Marxist Christmas everyone!!! dasbier

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