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I need to sell my soul to Satan ASAP, how?! Please help!!

 
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The Punishment of Michael Jackson In Hell
Accounts given by Angelica Zambrano

Jesus told me that many famous people were walking to that place, famous and important people. Take for example, Michael Jackson. This man was famous all over the world but he was a satanist. Although many people may not see it that way, but it is the truth. This man had satanic covenants: He came to agreement with the devil in order to achieve fame and attract many fans.
Those steps that he performed, that's the way I saw demons walk while tormenting people in hell. They would slide backward and not move forward, while they shout; enjoying the anguish they impose upon the people. Let me tell you that Michael Jackson is in hell. The Lord showed him to me after Michael died. He let me see Michael Jackson tormented in flames. I cried to Jesus, "Why?" It wasn't easy to see how this man was being tormented and how he would scream. Anyone who listens to Michael Jackson's songs or sings them or who is a fan of Michael Jackson, I warn you that satan is trapping you in his web so that you will end up in hell. Right now, renounce it in the name of Jesus! Jesus wants to set you free, so that you will not be lost.
Days before my first experience in Hell the Lord gave me a vision and said, "Look, this person went to hell." I am talking of the famous man known as MJ (Michael Jackson), he's also know for white glove. He was in Hell for the reason I stated on my previous video. While I was recording that video, the Lord told me, "Talk about him." That’s why I am telling you about him being in Hell’s flames.
While approaching that place of flames, I noticed many demons in a circle, and within that circle there was somebody being tormented. He extended his burning hands and was yelling, "Help! Help!" I could understand the language he was speaking.
I wanted to help him so badly, and I could see how the demons would raise him up and force him to dance and sing as he did on Earth. The demons mocked him and threw him into the flames. They would pick him up and whip him. He screamed in terrible pain. Oh, how horribly he was being tormented.

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Ambrano really ought to get some help.
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10 People Who Sold Their Soul To The Devil

by michgirl & JFrater, May 10, 2010

There is always someone looking for the easy way of obtaining more pleasure, wealth or power. I always find it fascinating the lengths some will try just to achieve what they desire most. This list looks at 10 who are believed to have turned to the ultimate evil to obtain their desire.

10
Pope Sylvester II
(born c. 945- died 5-12-1003)
Pope Sylvester II was one of the most learned men of his time. Well versed in mathematics, astronomy, and mechanics; he is credited with inventing the hydraulic organ, pendulum clock, and introducing Arabic numerals to Western Europe. He also wrote books on mathematics, natural science, music, theology and philosophy. Pope Sylvester II was the first French Pope and certainly the most significant in the 10th century. Upon his death, rumors began to fly that his great intelligence – and, consequently his inventive genius – was the result of a pact with the devil. This was most likely due to his regular contact with great scientific minds in the Arab world and his brave attempts to root out simony in the Church.



9
Nicolo Paganini
(born 10-27-1782 – died 5-27-1840)
Nicolo Paganini is one of the greatest violin virtuosos to have ever lived. He learned to play the mandolin at 5 and was composing by 7. He started playing publicly at 12 but by 16 he had a breakdown and disappeared into alcoholism. He sobered up and by 22 was the first music superstar. Paganini was capable of playing three octaves across four strings in a hand span, a feat that is nearly impossible even by today’s standards. He composed 24 Caprices at 23 and for years no other violinist was capable of playing much of his music. His playing of tender passages is said to have brought audiences to tears. One of his famous pieces was called Le Streghe which translates to Witches’ Dance. Audiences believed Paganini made a pact with the devil to perform supernatural displays of technique. Some patrons even claimed to see the devil helping him during his performances. It is because he was denied the Last Rites in the Church and his widely rumored association with the devil, that his body was denied a Catholic burial in Genoa. It took four years, and an appeal to the Pope, before the body was allowed to be transported to Genoa, but was still not buried. His remains were finally put to rest in 1876 in a cemetery in Parma.



8
Gilles de Rais
(born 1404- died 1440)
Gilles de Rais was considered intelligent, courageous and very attractive with a bluish black beard. Born to one of the most distinguished families in Brittany, he came into his own when his father died in Gilles’ 20th year. He found himself with untold wealth and power which eventually led to his downfall. Gilles got an attack of “keeping up with the Joneses” which ultimately led to the loss of much of his wealth. In desperation he began to experiment with the occult under the direction of a man named Francesco Prelati, who promised that Gilles could help him regain his squandered fortune by sacrificing children to a demon called “Baron.” Over the course of his killing spree, Gilles raped, tortured, and murdered between 80 and 200 children. He was tried, found guilty, and executed by hanging and burning.



7
General Jonathan Moulton
(born 7-21-1726- died 9-18-1787)
Jonathan Moulton started as an apprentice to a cabinet maker but in 1745 he left and started his career in the New England Army. He fought in the King George War and the French and Indian War. He married in 1749 and sired 11 children. He became one of the wealthiest men in New Hampshire and this led to later tales of his deal with the devil. In 1769 the mansion he built in a poor Puritan town burned to the ground. Popular belief at the time was that Moulton had a pact with the devil wherein he would fill Moulton’s boots to the brim with gold once a month in return for his soul. It was said that Moulton thought up a clever ploy and placed his boots – with the soles cut off – over a large hole in the ground. The devil, wondering why it was taking so much gold to fill the boots discovered the trick and exacted revenge. It is believed that when Moulton died his body disappeared out of the coffin and was replaced by a box of coins stamped with an image of the devil. Moulton’s coffin was buried with no grave marker and its location is unknown.



6
Father Urbain Grandier
(born c. 1590- died 8-16-1634)
Father Urbain Granadier was a French Catholic priest who was burned at the stake after being convicted of witchcraft. He served as priest in the church of Sainte Croix in Loudun, in the Roman Catholic Diocese of Poitiers. Ignoring his vow of priestly celibacy, he is known to have had sexual relationships with a number of women and to have acquired a reputation as a philanderer. In 1632, a group of nuns from the local Ursuline convent accused him of having bewitched them, sending the demon Asmodai, among others, to commit evil and impudent acts with them. At his trial, the judges, after torturing the priest, introduced documents purportedly signed by Grandier and several demons as evidence that he had made a diabolical pact. They were written backwards in Latin and even included the signature of Satan himself. The text of the pact read as follows (the original can be seen above – click for a larger view):


We, the influential Lucifer, the young Satan, Beelzebub, Leviathan, Elimi,
and Astaroth, together with others, have today accepted the covenant pact
of Urbain Grandier, who is ours. And him do we promise
the love of women, the flower of virgins, the respect of monarchs, honors, lusts and powers.
He will go whoring three days long; the carousal will be dear to him. He offers us once
in the year a seal of blood, under the feet he will trample the holy things of the church and
he will ask us many questions; with this pact he will live twenty years happy
on the earth of men, and will later join us to sin against God.
Bound in hell, in the council of demons.
Lucifer Beelzebub Satan
Astaroth Leviathan Elimi
The seals placed the Devil, the master, and the demons, princes of the lord.
Baalberith, writer.


5
Giuseppe Tartini
(born 4-8-1692- died 2-26-1770)
Tartini was an Italian composer and violinist. He was one of the most instrumental musical composers having written over 400 works. Unlike most of his contemporaries he wrote no church music or operas, he focused most of his work on violin concerti and sonatas. His most infamous piece is called the Devil’s Trill Sonata. The story behind “Devil’s Trill” starts with a dream. Tartini allegedly told the French astronomer Jérôme Lalande that he dreamed that The Devil appeared to him and asked to be his servant. At the end of their lessons Tartini handed the devil his violin to test his skill—the devil immediately began to play with such virtuosity that Tartini felt his breath taken away. When the composer awoke he immediately jotted down the sonata, desperately trying to recapture what he had heard in the dream. Despite the sonata being successful with his audiences, Tartini lamented that the piece was still far from what he had heard in his dream. What he had written was, in his own words: “so inferior to what I had heard, that if I could have subsisted on other means, I would have broken my violin and abandoned music forever.” You can listen to part IV of the piece above – the most difficult section, played by Itzhak Perlman. If you prefer a more techno version of the piece, you can hear Vanessa Mae playing it here.

4
Cornelius Agrippa
(born 9-14-1486- died 2-18-1535)
Cornelius Agrippa was the most influential writer of renaissance esoterica. He studied law and medicine but never obtained a degree. He was considered a magician, occult writer, theologian, astrologer and alchemist. He was a leader in feminist rights and often defended women accused of witchcraft. He wrote 3 books on the occult that are still in use today. In 1535 he was labeled a heretic and sentenced to death. He escaped and on his way home fell ill and died. After Agrippa’s death, rumors circulated about his having summoned demons. In the most famous of these, Agrippa, upon his deathbed, released a black dog which had been his familiar. This black dog resurfaced in various legends about Faustus, and in Goethe’s version became the “schwarze Pudel” Mephistopheles.

3
Robert Johnson
(born 5-8-1911- died 9-16-1938)
Robert Johnson was a great American Blues musician. Ranked 5th out of 100 on Rolling Stones list as the greatest guitarists of all time. The legend goes that he wanted to be great at guitar and was instructed to head to a crossroads. There he met the devil who tuned his guitar, giving him mastery over the instrument. Johnson did little to dispel the rumors, even encouraging them by alluding to the fact that he had, indeed, made a deal with the prince of darkness. He produced 6 records before his death at age 27. Johnson’s death is controversial as the most common claim is he was caught flirting with a married women and she offered him some whiskey which was believed to be poisoned by her husband. He was buried in an unmarked grave, the location of which is still under debate.

2
Johann Georg Faust
(born c. 1480- died c. 1540)
Dr. Johann Georg Faust was an itinerant alchemist, astrologer and magician of the German Renaissance. His life became the nucleus of the popular tale of Doctor Faust from ca. the 1580s, notably culminating in Marlowe’s The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus (1604) and Goethe’s Faust (1808). Legend has it that Faust wanted a life of pleasure and having been involved with the occult learned how to summon the devil. Having done so he made a deal with him for his soul in return for 24 years of service from Satan. Unfortunately, after 16 years he regretted his deal and wanted to withdraw it. The consequences of this attempt to withdraw the deal are well known to any who have read the various fictional tales of Faust’s life: the devil brutally murdered him.



1
St. Theophilus of Adana
(died c. 538)
Saint Theophilus the Penitent, or Theophilus of Adana (died ca. 538), was a cleric in the sixth century Church who is said to have made a deal with the devil to gain an ecclesiastical position. His story is significant as it is the oldest story of a pact with the Devil. Theophilus was the archdeacon of Adana, Cilicia, which is part of modern Turkey. He was unanimously elected to be a bishop, but turned the position down out of humility. Another man was elected in his stead. When the new bishop unjustly deprived Theophilus of his position as archdeacon, Theophilus regretted his humility and sought out a wizard to help him contact Satan. In exchange for his aid, Satan demanded that Theophilus renounce Christ and the Virgin Mary in a contract signed with his own blood. Theophilus complied, and the devil gave him the position as bishop.

Years later, fearful for his soul, Theophilus repented and prayed to the Virgin for forgiveness. After forty days of fasting, the Virgin appeared to him and verbally chastised him. Theophilus begged forgiveness and Mary promised to intercede with God. He then fasted a further thirty days, at which time Mary appeared to him again, and granted him Absolution. However, Satan was unwilling to relinquish his hold over Theophilus, and it was a further three days before Theophilus awoke to find the damning contract on his chest. He then took the contract to the legitimate bishop and confessed all that he had done. The bishop burned the document, and Theophilus expired, out of sheer joy to be free from the burden of his contract
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Nice... Thanks for posting thisblobr
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Going by your post, he already owns you. How's that working for you?
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Please rethink what you are wishing for. Why on God's green earth would you want to sell your soul? What can Satan give you that God Almighty cannot?????
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answer please!
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Ralph,
You really believe that this website is Godly??? We are in bad shape my friend!
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You are seeking the wrong avenue to power, glory, and riches.

There must be a publicly stated willingness to give all that you are, all that you will ever be, and all that you could be.

Until then, you are a pawn.
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I am selling my soul for a larger penis, if I can not pleasure my woman she will leave, and I love her more than a chance in heaven, she is my heaven
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I am selling my soul for a larger penis, if I can not pleasure my woman she will leave, and I love her more than a chance in heaven, she is my heaven
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The message was not for you.

Fool.
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You cannot sell something to the devil that he already possesses.
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I'm desperate and Satan is the only person I can count on at this very moment, how do I get in contact with the guy, my soul is waiting? Please help satanists and occultists

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Op, that would be the biggest mistake of your life to sell your soul.
Jesus/Yahshua Christ will save you, He is our Lord and Savior.

I pray that God Almighty will open your eyes, that He will pour out His unconditiotional love upon you and protect you from all evil with good.
In Jesus/Yahshua Christ name amen!

If you confess with all you heart, mind and soul that Jesus/Yahshua is your Lord and Savior and confess with your mouth He will never forsake you.
Read the Holy Word of God, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
Yah is salvation dear one, put all your faith and trust in Him, when struggling always know God Almighty will always be there for you.

God sent His only begotten Son Jesus/Yahshua Christ, he died on the cross for you, by His precious blood your sins are paid in full. He rose on the third day, ascended into Heaven sitting at the right hand of our Father and Creator.

God bless you and may you find your redeemer, Jesus/Yahshua is Lord and Savior.
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This illustrates perfectly what a humourless bunch of fucking retards christians are.
If you're unable to see the funny side of this thread, then there really is NO hope for you!
You take the OP seriously...come on!
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I'll buy it off you if you're selling?

Take a trade?

How'bout a generic box of macaroni and cheese?

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I'll buy it off you if you're selling?

Take a trade?

How'bout a generic box of macaroni and cheese?

hugs
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...In the interest of full disclosure...I should tell you that there is an "eat by date" of 1999 on the box.

There might be some collector value in it!

hf
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I'm desperate and Satan is the only person I can count on at this very moment, how do I get in contact with the guy, my soul is waiting? Please help satanists and occultists

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Sorry Man but I guess you didn't get the memo.
SATAN is BANKRUPT and can't afford buy anymore SOULS.

The GOOD NEWS is that there are Millions of SOULS for FREE.

So SATAN will NOT be out of Business anytime soon.

GOOD LUCK and May the Force be with YOU.


......................yoda
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Join the Freemasons and work your way up the ranks.
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This

Make sure your ass is nice and lubed for Baphomet, when you rank up enough you can be a shriner and delve into islamic doctrine and worship mahomet.


See what I did there? Mohammed, Mahomet, Baphomet..

;)

Droppin truth bombs
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Go to the crossroads
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The Punishment of Michael Jackson In Hell
Accounts given by Angelica Zambrano

Jesus told me that many famous people were walking to that place, famous and important people. Take for example, Michael Jackson. This man was famous all over the world but he was a satanist. Although many people may not see it that way, but it is the truth. This man had satanic covenants: He came to agreement with the devil in order to achieve fame and attract many fans.
Those steps that he performed, that's the way I saw demons walk while tormenting people in hell. They would slide backward and not move forward, while they shout; enjoying the anguish they impose upon the people. Let me tell you that Michael Jackson is in hell. The Lord showed him to me after Michael died. He let me see Michael Jackson tormented in flames. I cried to Jesus, "Why?" It wasn't easy to see how this man was being tormented and how he would scream. Anyone who listens to Michael Jackson's songs or sings them or who is a fan of Michael Jackson, I warn you that satan is trapping you in his web so that you will end up in hell. Right now, renounce it in the name of Jesus! Jesus wants to set you free, so that you will not be lost.
Days before my first experience in Hell the Lord gave me a vision and said, "Look, this person went to hell." I am talking of the famous man known as MJ (Michael Jackson), he's also know for white glove. He was in Hell for the reason I stated on my previous video. While I was recording that video, the Lord told me, "Talk about him." That’s why I am telling you about him being in Hell’s flames.
While approaching that place of flames, I noticed many demons in a circle, and within that circle there was somebody being tormented. He extended his burning hands and was yelling, "Help! Help!" I could understand the language he was speaking.
I wanted to help him so badly, and I could see how the demons would raise him up and force him to dance and sing as he did on Earth. The demons mocked him and threw him into the flames. They would pick him up and whip him. He screamed in terrible pain. Oh, how horribly he was being tormented.

[link to www.spiritlessons.com]
[link to www.spiritlessons.com]
 Quoting: Michael Jackson Is In Hell 1130591


The Punishment of Michael Jackson In Hell
Accounts given by Angelica Zambrano

Jesus told me that many famous people were walking to that place, famous and important people. Take for example, Michael Jackson. This man was famous all over the world but he was a satanist. Although many people may not see it that way, but it is the truth. This man had satanic covenants: He came to agreement with the devil in order to achieve fame and attract many fans.
Those steps that he performed, that's the way I saw demons walk while tormenting people in hell. They would slide backward and not move forward, while they shout; enjoying the anguish they impose upon the people. Let me tell you that Michael Jackson is in hell. The Lord showed him to me after Michael died. He let me see Michael Jackson tormented in flames. I cried to Jesus, "Why?" It wasn't easy to see how this man was being tormented and how he would scream. Anyone who listens to Michael Jackson's songs or sings them or who is a fan of Michael Jackson, I warn you that satan is trapping you in his web so that you will end up in hell. Right now, renounce it in the name of Jesus! Jesus wants to set you free, so that you will not be lost.
Days before my first experience in Hell the Lord gave me a vision and said, "Look, this person went to hell." I am talking of the famous man known as MJ (Michael Jackson), he's also know for white glove. He was in Hell for the reason I stated on my previous video. While I was recording that video, the Lord told me, "Talk about him." That’s why I am telling you about him being in Hell’s flames.
While approaching that place of flames, I noticed many demons in a circle, and within that circle there was somebody being tormented. He extended his burning hands and was yelling, "Help! Help!" I could understand the language he was speaking.
I wanted to help him so badly, and I could see how the demons would raise him up and force him to dance and sing as he did on Earth. The demons mocked him and threw him into the flames. They would pick him up and whip him. He screamed in terrible pain. Oh, how horribly he was being tormented.

[link to www.spiritlessons.com]
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 Quoting: Michael Jackson Is In Hell 1130591


I
was
born
and
raised
a
Christian
but
left
the
Church/religion
because
it
was
simply
untrue.

Don't
take
my
word
for
it,
try
petitioning
the
Lord
yourself.

Trust
me,
you
will
not
get
a
response.

How
many
times
do
you
knock
on
the
door,
without
it
opening,
before
you
accept
that
no
one
is
home
or
if
they
are,
they
are
not
interested
in
you?

I
read
the
Bible,
cover
to
cover
and
my
first
response
was
anger
toward
God.

Afterwards,
I
did
some
research
and
discovered
that
the
Bible
is
full
of
mistakes,
errors
and
misconceptions.
Over
5,000
lies/errors,
etc.

Trust
me,
I
was
a
Christian,
born
and
raised
that
way-the
last
thing
I
wanted
was
to
lose
my
religion.

But,
I
did.
And,
the
reason
was
because
of
the
Truth
simply
was
not
there.

Believing
for
sake
of
tradition
or
out
of
fear
is
not
by
faith
and
as
such,
is
in
and
of
itself
a
lie,
a
sin
so
you
lose
by
default.

Anyway,
who
in
their
right
mind
would
want
to
belong
to
a
religion
run
by
the
Lord
God
that
you
supposedly
met?

Such
an
all-powerful,
almighty,
omni-everything
deity,
would
certainly
have
ways
and
means
to
help
His
followers
via
rehabilitation
in
lieu
of
an
all-or-nothing,
do-it-or-die
testing
scheme!

Com'on!

And,
what
kind
of
All-powerful
deity
is
so
shallow
and
insecure
that
He
has
to
rely
on
constant
praise
and
glory
in
order
to
feel
good
about
Himself?

Surely,
the
same
deity
that
created
freewill-moral-agents
(us)
instead
of
robots,
would
prefer
the
company
of
true
companions
in
lieu
of
a
bunch
of
cowering
ass-kissers!

Sorry
but,
I
believe
somebody's
pulling
our
chain
here.

You
are
insulting
our
Creator
and
selling
Him
far-short
of
his
deity-entity,
attributes.

An
all-powerful
God
does
not
need
a
human-being
to
peddle
humanity,
a
third-rate
horror-story
to
get
their
attention.

If
you
stop
and
be
still,
you
will
realize
our
Creator,
upon
creating
us,
instilled
in
each
of
us
a
moral-compass
that
guided
us
toward
truth
in
all
situations.

To
top
it
off,
He
also
gave
us
an
innate,
interior
voice,
so
that
should
we
have
any
doubts
in
our
direction,
he
could
communicate
with
us.

God
fully
realized
mankind
could
not
be
trusted
with
a
book
or
tradition
for
proper
guidance
so
He
imprinted
it
in
our
hearts.

Also,
being
that
God
is
the
"sum"
of
all
being
and
each
and
every
ones
of
us
is
a
part
of
Him,
you
can
bet
our
Creator
applies
the
"conservation"
rule
here
(probably
by
default
of
origin/creation.)

So,
for
goodness-sake
do
not
be
"scared"
into
submission
by
these
(obviously)
"church-sanctioned"
scare-tactics
for
conviction.

Trust
first
in
the
Lord
thy
God,
who
created
thee,
and
in
thy
self,
in
lieu
of
a
wanker
trying
to
scare
Hell
into
you
for
church
profit!

So,
I
say,
it's
a
crock,
nothing
to
see
here
folks,
carry
on.
peace
[sorry
for
the
goofy
typeset,
my
keyboard
is
malfunctioning]
Anonymous Coward
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You can't sell your self to something it already owns. wink

So, its already been done. You can TRUST on that one. But, your sale was very, VERY cheap. All you had to do was want it. Now, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER IT in terms of giving you fame and fortune.

You're owned...and you're staying right where you're at. So, consider your request a DONE DEAL. Not only do you get to remain miserable here...its going to be exponentially worse when it comes time for them to harvest you.

BYE...
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You can't do that it's bullchit. He is an ET known as Enki, to the guy above Jesus isn't real it was created by judaism to confuse people. But God is Love, not Jesus or Jehovah or other fake entities.
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Jews created Jesus to confuse people? lol, u fucking moron. That's why their talmud claims he was a magician and went to hell right? You must be a fucking jew.
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I'm desperate and Satan is the only person I can count on at this very moment, how do I get in contact with the guy, my soul is waiting? Please help satanists and occultists

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ive been homeless for a little over a year since I left prison bouncing from one shelter to the next my record is all fucked up I cant even get a job at mcdonalds or anywhere im at a point where I would doing any thing kill cheat rob ect. im willing to sell my soul just to have a enough money to eat a decent meal I don't know how much I can take of this. if anybody can tell me anything on how to do this please contact me or if anybody needs anything done again I WILL DO ANYTHING KILL CHEAT OR ROB FOR PENNYS ON THE DOLLAR.4436823375 NOT AFARID TO GO BACK TO PRISON AT LEAST I WILL HAVE A ROOF OVER MY HEAD.
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I'm desperate and Satan is the only person I can count on at this very moment, how do I get in contact with the guy, my soul is waiting? Please help satanists and occultists

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start a blog and reference hidden aliens in all motion pictures. then go sit in a graveyard (in your car ok) for an hour. Then keep your phone resting against a window... and wait for it to start taking pictures. take that piocture given to you and post it to your blog.
Dont worry - they will come.
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You can't do that it's bullchit. He is an ET known as Enki, to the guy above Jesus isn't real it was created by judaism to confuse people. But God is Love, not Jesus or Jehovah or other fake entities.
 Quoting: ShenShakti 28891691


Jews created Jesus to confuse people? lol, u fucking moron. That's why their talmud claims he was a magician and went to hell right? You must be a fucking jew.
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lol - cheers to that !
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Paganini and One String Finding Our Value in Christ

Nicolo Paganini is considered the greatest violin virtuoso of all time…with a matching ego to boost. A famous story of him is told that during a sold out concert in Italy, he was playing when suddenly one of his strings broke. To the delight of the audience, he still continued. Then another string snapped, but he still played on. Then another popped and he was left with only one string. With dramatic flair, Paganini paused and told the vast crowd,”And now…Paganini and One String.” The place erupted with wild cheers, and when he finally finished, the people gave him a rousing standing ovation.

In the Soviet 1982 miniseries Niccolo Paganini the musician is portrayed by the Armenian actor Vladimir Msryan. The series focuses on Paganini's relationship with the Roman Catholic Church. Another Soviet actor, Armen Dzhigarkhanyan, plays Paganini's fictionalized arch-rival, an insidious Jesuit official. The information in the series is generally spurious and it also plays to some of the myths and legends rampant during the musician's lifetime. One memorable scene shows Paganini's adversaries sabotaging his violin before a high-profile performance, causing all strings but one to break during the concert. An undeterred Paganini continues to perform on three, two, and finally on a single string. In actuality, Paganini occasionally broke strings during a performance on purpose so he could further display his virtuosity.[14] In 1827, Pope Leo XII honoured Paganini with the Order of the Golden Spur.

I think of that story often, but with a twist. Instead of me being the great virtuoso, I see myself as the violin, broken, beat up, and not much use unless it is placed in the hands of the Master Artist. When our life breaks under tremendous stress and pressures, Jesus our Master can still produce beautiful music out of it.

It’s not the instrument that matters. It’s the Artist.

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
THE ENSOULED VIOLIN By H. P. Blavatsky
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The Punishment of Michael Jackson In Hell
Accounts given by Angelica Zambrano

Jesus told me that many famous people were walking to that place, famous and important people. Take for example, Michael Jackson. This man was famous all over the world but he was a satanist. Although many people may not see it that way, but it is the truth. This man had satanic covenants: He came to agreement with the devil in order to achieve fame and attract many fans.
Those steps that he performed, that's the way I saw demons walk while tormenting people in hell. They would slide backward and not move forward, while they shout; enjoying the anguish they impose upon the people. Let me tell you that Michael Jackson is in hell. The Lord showed him to me after Michael died. He let me see Michael Jackson tormented in flames. I cried to Jesus, "Why?" It wasn't easy to see how this man was being tormented and how he would scream. Anyone who listens to Michael Jackson's songs or sings them or who is a fan of Michael Jackson, I warn you that satan is trapping you in his web so that you will end up in hell. Right now, renounce it in the name of Jesus! Jesus wants to set you free, so that you will not be lost.
Days before my first experience in Hell the Lord gave me a vision and said, "Look, this person went to hell." I am talking of the famous man known as MJ (Michael Jackson), he's also know for white glove. He was in Hell for the reason I stated on my previous video. While I was recording that video, the Lord told me, "Talk about him." That’s why I am telling you about him being in Hell’s flames.
While approaching that place of flames, I noticed many demons in a circle, and within that circle there was somebody being tormented. He extended his burning hands and was yelling, "Help! Help!" I could understand the language he was speaking.
I wanted to help him so badly, and I could see how the demons would raise him up and force him to dance and sing as he did on Earth. The demons mocked him and threw him into the flames. They would pick him up and whip him. He screamed in terrible pain. Oh, how horribly he was being tormented.

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 Quoting: Michael Jackson Is In Hell 1130591


Lol Michael Jackson was famous because he was a very good entertainer. He was musically gifted and could dance like no one else who existed before him. That is why he was famous across the world. I know it is easy to just say that famous people are satanists and it makes your little ego feel better because you are probably butt hurt that you are a no talent loser, but give credit where it is due. You're pathetic!
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01/02/2014 01:44 AM
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Why do you guys care anyway if he does?

Not like you guys are going to support him
anyway with wealth, or love/bf/gf.
Pay his bills, etc? why does it matter.
He could die at anytime, and yet no one
would know.

How you sell something that doesnt exist?

Satanist/occult is nothing more than a fad
at best. Its kind of like that
vampire fad, or goth bs, you know what I mean.
I remember there was a dude who
sold his soul for a cookie, and he became
wealthy for writing a book about it.
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01/02/2014 01:49 AM
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There you are
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01/02/2014 01:56 AM
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Don't be absurd. Assuming you are not trolling, are you OUT OF YOUR F@&$;:NGMIND??? Satan has already lost the bet, don't go grasping for straws. Take a nanosecond of your desperate time and ask God if He's real. End of story, sweet ending. No desperation. All gone.
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01/02/2014 02:28 AM
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It's not yours to sell.

God owns them all..

Not a damn thing you can do about it either.

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