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I need to sell my soul to Satan ASAP, how?! Please help!!

 
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I'm desperate and Satan is the only person I can count on at this very moment, how do I get in contact with the guy, my soul is waiting? Please help satanists and occultists

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don't be fucking stupid. Satan doesn't exist and all you'll do is subconciously screw yourself up.
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Wait at the crossroads at midnight. Watch for a big black Cadillac.
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I'm desperate and Satan is the only person I can count on at this very moment, how do I get in contact with the guy, my soul is waiting? Please help satanists and occultists

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Op, that would be the biggest mistake of your life to sell your soul.
Jesus/Yahshua Christ will save you, He is our Lord and Savior.

I pray that God Almighty will open your eyes, that He will pour out His unconditiotional love upon you and protect you from all evil with good.
In Jesus/Yahshua Christ name amen!

If you confess with all you heart, mind and soul that Jesus/Yahshua is your Lord and Savior and confess with your mouth He will never forsake you.
Read the Holy Word of God, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
Yah is salvation dear one, put all your faith and trust in Him, when struggling always know God Almighty will always be there for you.

God sent His only begotten Son Jesus/Yahshua Christ, he died on the cross for you, by His precious blood your sins are paid in full. He rose on the third day, ascended into Heaven sitting at the right hand of our Father and Creator.

God bless you and may you find your redeemer, Jesus/Yahshua is Lord and Savior.
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Call 1-800-SoulGLO
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You can't do that it's bullchit. He is an ET known as Enki, to the guy above Jesus isn't real it was created by judaism to confuse people. But God is Love, not Jesus or Jehovah or other fake entities.
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If all you need is money. Sell your soul on ebay. I saw some college kid do it once and someone bought it for 10 grand atleast theres better odds satan wont get it if theres a bid battle at the end.

The kid wrote a official looking certificate of title for his soul and buyer signed it . It was notorized it and the kid got 10 grand.
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Join the Freemasons and work your way up the ranks.
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Call 1-800-SoulGLO
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I see a troll...
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10 People Who Sold Their Soul To The Devil

by michgirl & JFrater, May 10, 2010

There is always someone looking for the easy way of obtaining more pleasure, wealth or power. I always find it fascinating the lengths some will try just to achieve what they desire most. This list looks at 10 who are believed to have turned to the ultimate evil to obtain their desire.

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Pope Sylvester II
(born c. 945- died 5-12-1003)
Pope Sylvester II was one of the most learned men of his time. Well versed in mathematics, astronomy, and mechanics; he is credited with inventing the hydraulic organ, pendulum clock, and introducing Arabic numerals to Western Europe. He also wrote books on mathematics, natural science, music, theology and philosophy. Pope Sylvester II was the first French Pope and certainly the most significant in the 10th century. Upon his death, rumors began to fly that his great intelligence – and, consequently his inventive genius – was the result of a pact with the devil. This was most likely due to his regular contact with great scientific minds in the Arab world and his brave attempts to root out simony in the Church.



9
Nicolo Paganini
(born 10-27-1782 – died 5-27-1840)
Nicolo Paganini is one of the greatest violin virtuosos to have ever lived. He learned to play the mandolin at 5 and was composing by 7. He started playing publicly at 12 but by 16 he had a breakdown and disappeared into alcoholism. He sobered up and by 22 was the first music superstar. Paganini was capable of playing three octaves across four strings in a hand span, a feat that is nearly impossible even by today’s standards. He composed 24 Caprices at 23 and for years no other violinist was capable of playing much of his music. His playing of tender passages is said to have brought audiences to tears. One of his famous pieces was called Le Streghe which translates to Witches’ Dance. Audiences believed Paganini made a pact with the devil to perform supernatural displays of technique. Some patrons even claimed to see the devil helping him during his performances. It is because he was denied the Last Rites in the Church and his widely rumored association with the devil, that his body was denied a Catholic burial in Genoa. It took four years, and an appeal to the Pope, before the body was allowed to be transported to Genoa, but was still not buried. His remains were finally put to rest in 1876 in a cemetery in Parma.



8
Gilles de Rais
(born 1404- died 1440)
Gilles de Rais was considered intelligent, courageous and very attractive with a bluish black beard. Born to one of the most distinguished families in Brittany, he came into his own when his father died in Gilles’ 20th year. He found himself with untold wealth and power which eventually led to his downfall. Gilles got an attack of “keeping up with the Joneses” which ultimately led to the loss of much of his wealth. In desperation he began to experiment with the occult under the direction of a man named Francesco Prelati, who promised that Gilles could help him regain his squandered fortune by sacrificing children to a demon called “Baron.” Over the course of his killing spree, Gilles raped, tortured, and murdered between 80 and 200 children. He was tried, found guilty, and executed by hanging and burning.



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General Jonathan Moulton
(born 7-21-1726- died 9-18-1787)
Jonathan Moulton started as an apprentice to a cabinet maker but in 1745 he left and started his career in the New England Army. He fought in the King George War and the French and Indian War. He married in 1749 and sired 11 children. He became one of the wealthiest men in New Hampshire and this led to later tales of his deal with the devil. In 1769 the mansion he built in a poor Puritan town burned to the ground. Popular belief at the time was that Moulton had a pact with the devil wherein he would fill Moulton’s boots to the brim with gold once a month in return for his soul. It was said that Moulton thought up a clever ploy and placed his boots – with the soles cut off – over a large hole in the ground. The devil, wondering why it was taking so much gold to fill the boots discovered the trick and exacted revenge. It is believed that when Moulton died his body disappeared out of the coffin and was replaced by a box of coins stamped with an image of the devil. Moulton’s coffin was buried with no grave marker and its location is unknown.



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Father Urbain Grandier
(born c. 1590- died 8-16-1634)
Father Urbain Granadier was a French Catholic priest who was burned at the stake after being convicted of witchcraft. He served as priest in the church of Sainte Croix in Loudun, in the Roman Catholic Diocese of Poitiers. Ignoring his vow of priestly celibacy, he is known to have had sexual relationships with a number of women and to have acquired a reputation as a philanderer. In 1632, a group of nuns from the local Ursuline convent accused him of having bewitched them, sending the demon Asmodai, among others, to commit evil and impudent acts with them. At his trial, the judges, after torturing the priest, introduced documents purportedly signed by Grandier and several demons as evidence that he had made a diabolical pact. They were written backwards in Latin and even included the signature of Satan himself. The text of the pact read as follows (the original can be seen above – click for a larger view):


We, the influential Lucifer, the young Satan, Beelzebub, Leviathan, Elimi,
and Astaroth, together with others, have today accepted the covenant pact
of Urbain Grandier, who is ours. And him do we promise
the love of women, the flower of virgins, the respect of monarchs, honors, lusts and powers.
He will go whoring three days long; the carousal will be dear to him. He offers us once
in the year a seal of blood, under the feet he will trample the holy things of the church and
he will ask us many questions; with this pact he will live twenty years happy
on the earth of men, and will later join us to sin against God.
Bound in hell, in the council of demons.
Lucifer Beelzebub Satan
Astaroth Leviathan Elimi
The seals placed the Devil, the master, and the demons, princes of the lord.
Baalberith, writer.


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Giuseppe Tartini
(born 4-8-1692- died 2-26-1770)
Tartini was an Italian composer and violinist. He was one of the most instrumental musical composers having written over 400 works. Unlike most of his contemporaries he wrote no church music or operas, he focused most of his work on violin concerti and sonatas. His most infamous piece is called the Devil’s Trill Sonata. The story behind “Devil’s Trill” starts with a dream. Tartini allegedly told the French astronomer Jérôme Lalande that he dreamed that The Devil appeared to him and asked to be his servant. At the end of their lessons Tartini handed the devil his violin to test his skill—the devil immediately began to play with such virtuosity that Tartini felt his breath taken away. When the composer awoke he immediately jotted down the sonata, desperately trying to recapture what he had heard in the dream. Despite the sonata being successful with his audiences, Tartini lamented that the piece was still far from what he had heard in his dream. What he had written was, in his own words: “so inferior to what I had heard, that if I could have subsisted on other means, I would have broken my violin and abandoned music forever.” You can listen to part IV of the piece above – the most difficult section, played by Itzhak Perlman. If you prefer a more techno version of the piece, you can hear Vanessa Mae playing it here.

4
Cornelius Agrippa
(born 9-14-1486- died 2-18-1535)
Cornelius Agrippa was the most influential writer of renaissance esoterica. He studied law and medicine but never obtained a degree. He was considered a magician, occult writer, theologian, astrologer and alchemist. He was a leader in feminist rights and often defended women accused of witchcraft. He wrote 3 books on the occult that are still in use today. In 1535 he was labeled a heretic and sentenced to death. He escaped and on his way home fell ill and died. After Agrippa’s death, rumors circulated about his having summoned demons. In the most famous of these, Agrippa, upon his deathbed, released a black dog which had been his familiar. This black dog resurfaced in various legends about Faustus, and in Goethe’s version became the “schwarze Pudel” Mephistopheles.

3
Robert Johnson
(born 5-8-1911- died 9-16-1938)
Robert Johnson was a great American Blues musician. Ranked 5th out of 100 on Rolling Stones list as the greatest guitarists of all time. The legend goes that he wanted to be great at guitar and was instructed to head to a crossroads. There he met the devil who tuned his guitar, giving him mastery over the instrument. Johnson did little to dispel the rumors, even encouraging them by alluding to the fact that he had, indeed, made a deal with the prince of darkness. He produced 6 records before his death at age 27. Johnson’s death is controversial as the most common claim is he was caught flirting with a married women and she offered him some whiskey which was believed to be poisoned by her husband. He was buried in an unmarked grave, the location of which is still under debate.

2
Johann Georg Faust
(born c. 1480- died c. 1540)
Dr. Johann Georg Faust was an itinerant alchemist, astrologer and magician of the German Renaissance. His life became the nucleus of the popular tale of Doctor Faust from ca. the 1580s, notably culminating in Marlowe’s The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus (1604) and Goethe’s Faust (1808). Legend has it that Faust wanted a life of pleasure and having been involved with the occult learned how to summon the devil. Having done so he made a deal with him for his soul in return for 24 years of service from Satan. Unfortunately, after 16 years he regretted his deal and wanted to withdraw it. The consequences of this attempt to withdraw the deal are well known to any who have read the various fictional tales of Faust’s life: the devil brutally murdered him.



1
St. Theophilus of Adana
(died c. 538)
Saint Theophilus the Penitent, or Theophilus of Adana (died ca. 538), was a cleric in the sixth century Church who is said to have made a deal with the devil to gain an ecclesiastical position. His story is significant as it is the oldest story of a pact with the Devil. Theophilus was the archdeacon of Adana, Cilicia, which is part of modern Turkey. He was unanimously elected to be a bishop, but turned the position down out of humility. Another man was elected in his stead. When the new bishop unjustly deprived Theophilus of his position as archdeacon, Theophilus regretted his humility and sought out a wizard to help him contact Satan. In exchange for his aid, Satan demanded that Theophilus renounce Christ and the Virgin Mary in a contract signed with his own blood. Theophilus complied, and the devil gave him the position as bishop.

Years later, fearful for his soul, Theophilus repented and prayed to the Virgin for forgiveness. After forty days of fasting, the Virgin appeared to him and verbally chastised him. Theophilus begged forgiveness and Mary promised to intercede with God. He then fasted a further thirty days, at which time Mary appeared to him again, and granted him Absolution. However, Satan was unwilling to relinquish his hold over Theophilus, and it was a further three days before Theophilus awoke to find the damning contract on his chest. He then took the contract to the legitimate bishop and confessed all that he had done. The bishop burned the document, and Theophilus expired, out of sheer joy to be free from the burden of his contract
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The Punishment of Michael Jackson In Hell
Accounts given by Angelica Zambrano

Jesus told me that many famous people were walking to that place, famous and important people. Take for example, Michael Jackson. This man was famous all over the world but he was a satanist. Although many people may not see it that way, but it is the truth. This man had satanic covenants: He came to agreement with the devil in order to achieve fame and attract many fans.
Those steps that he performed, that's the way I saw demons walk while tormenting people in hell. They would slide backward and not move forward, while they shout; enjoying the anguish they impose upon the people. Let me tell you that Michael Jackson is in hell. The Lord showed him to me after Michael died. He let me see Michael Jackson tormented in flames. I cried to Jesus, "Why?" It wasn't easy to see how this man was being tormented and how he would scream. Anyone who listens to Michael Jackson's songs or sings them or who is a fan of Michael Jackson, I warn you that satan is trapping you in his web so that you will end up in hell. Right now, renounce it in the name of Jesus! Jesus wants to set you free, so that you will not be lost.
Days before my first experience in Hell the Lord gave me a vision and said, "Look, this person went to hell." I am talking of the famous man known as MJ (Michael Jackson), he's also know for white glove. He was in Hell for the reason I stated on my previous video. While I was recording that video, the Lord told me, "Talk about him." That’s why I am telling you about him being in Hell’s flames.
While approaching that place of flames, I noticed many demons in a circle, and within that circle there was somebody being tormented. He extended his burning hands and was yelling, "Help! Help!" I could understand the language he was speaking.
I wanted to help him so badly, and I could see how the demons would raise him up and force him to dance and sing as he did on Earth. The demons mocked him and threw him into the flames. They would pick him up and whip him. He screamed in terrible pain. Oh, how horribly he was being tormented.

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Trin is sleeping right now. Try back tomorrow. Seems like he might trade you GLP for it.

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Hail Enki!
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Trin is sleeping right now. Try back tomorrow. Seems like he might trade you GLP for it.

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dont worry
everything is in order
we've all been bought and paid for already
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just ask

it's not that satan will have it, because satan doesn't exist

selling your soul to satan or praying to god are both the same thing : the focusing of your own will. same with mediation and magic rituals. it's simply a focus of your will and intentions.

but by believing that you have sold your soul to satan you will alter vibrations around you, while lowering your own.

your spirit will be caught in this physical limbo if you take your spiritual vibrations too low...which you will most likely interpret as hell once you're there.

so good luck.
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be patient. he will call your phone tonight at 12:01 with all the arrangements. make sure your dressed in cool clothing. the only hard part after you receive payment is the dieing part. may hell have your soul to be kept for eternity.

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Watch this you dumb prick:


And snap the fuck out of it asshole.
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it's not that satan will have it, because satan doesn't exist

selling your soul to satan or praying to god are both the same thing : the focusing of your own will. same with mediation and magic rituals. it's simply a focus of your will and intentions.

but by believing that you have sold your soul to satan you will alter vibrations around you, while lowering your own.

your spirit will be caught in this physical limbo if you take your spiritual vibrations too low...which you will most likely interpret as hell once you're there.

so good luck.
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How does it focus one's will and intentions? Does it raise one's belief that what they want will actually happen, and that belief is what drives it into being?
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couldn't one sell their soul, cash in, repent and effectively rip satan off?


christian rules certainly seem to indicate this is possible.


wouldn't god be pleased with people that ripped off satan?
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cant sell whats not yours
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Call 1-800-SoulGLO
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AHHH! You beat me to it!

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Find a virgin and tie her to a tree. She must be made to watch as you disrobe and smear fresh dog feces all over your body. Then you must recite the lords prayer backwards three times while doing cartwheels. This should do it. Worked for me. GL5aundefined
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Wait at the crossroads at midnight. Watch for a big black Cadillac.
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AND be sure to bring your fiddle with you to challenge him to a contest.
"One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson

"You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think".

“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views."
-William F. Buckley Jr.
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Wait at the crossroads at midnight. Watch for a big black Cadillac.
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AND be sure to bring your fiddle with you to challenge him to a contest.
"One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson

"You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think".

“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views."
-William F. Buckley Jr.
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Wait at the crossroads at midnight. Watch for a big black Cadillac.
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AND be sure to bring your fiddle with you to challenge him to a contest.
"One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson

"You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think".

“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views."
-William F. Buckley Jr.
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Wait at the crossroads at midnight. Watch for a big black Cadillac.
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AND be sure to bring your fiddle with you to challenge him to a contest.
"One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson

"You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think".

“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views."
-William F. Buckley Jr.
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Not all souls are worth buying. I suppose if you had an offer, you should just feel complimented and politely decline.
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