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Message Subject I need to sell my soul to Satan ASAP, how?! Please help!!
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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I'm desperate and Satan is the only person I can count on at this very moment, how do I get in contact with the guy, my soul is waiting? Please help satanists and occultists

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977796


Op, that would be the biggest mistake of your life to sell your soul.
Jesus/Yahshua Christ will save you, He is our Lord and Savior.

I pray that God Almighty will open your eyes, that He will pour out His unconditiotional love upon you and protect you from all evil with good.
In Jesus/Yahshua Christ name amen!

If you confess with all you heart, mind and soul that Jesus/Yahshua is your Lord and Savior and confess with your mouth He will never forsake you.
Read the Holy Word of God, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
Yah is salvation dear one, put all your faith and trust in Him, when struggling always know God Almighty will always be there for you.

God sent His only begotten Son Jesus/Yahshua Christ, he died on the cross for you, by His precious blood your sins are paid in full. He rose on the third day, ascended into Heaven sitting at the right hand of our Father and Creator.

God bless you and may you find your redeemer, Jesus/Yahshua is Lord and Savior.
 Quoting: God is Love 28121659



This illustrates perfectly what a humourless bunch of fucking retards christians are.
If you're unable to see the funny side of this thread, then there really is NO hope for you!
You take the OP seriously...come on!
 
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