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How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??

 
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How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
how to banish stress, please help, serious!! thx b4

thx before glpers, God bless you..!
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bump
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grow some balls and realize the worst she can say is no or leave me alone.
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12/03/2012 10:47 PM
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just walk towards her.
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12/03/2012 10:48 PM
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Get fit

Flash some big money around
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First you should rent a cargo van with no markings. have a buddy drive with you, someone needs to operate the side sliding door. Second Ductape. Hope this helps.
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how to banish stress, please help, serious!! thx b4

thx before glpers, God bless you..!
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geez man...do it like everyone else. run full speed at her naked with a ragin hard on and a ceegar. how else?

ceegar
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First you should rent a cargo van with no markings. have a buddy drive with you, someone needs to operate the side sliding door. Second Ductape. Hope this helps.
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If you know her, ask if she wants to go for coffee. If not, just say hi, I've seen you around here before and wondered if you'd like to go get some coffee. Keep it easy and light so she doesn't think you're too pushy. If she's interested she'll either say yes, or she can't go right now but that'd be fun, and if she's not interested she'll say no thank you or I'm sorry, but I'm in a relationship. May as well go for it, there are a lot of lonely people out there!
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12/03/2012 10:56 PM
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Get on google and type in BadBoy Lifestyle
Look up pioneers like Ross Jeffries.


Get into the pick up community...there is alot of information you can utilize to help you.

Approaching women is a skill and I can say with great assurance that some guys can approach and close the deal on a routine basis.

Stop expecting to close 100% of the time. Its like a business deal and you trying to sell a product. Many wont be interested, but you have to build up your skills to get better and close that deal.

Am I a natural stud that has a good close rate? Not by any means, I approach women on a routine basis. Its a skill like anything else. But you put me in the club with loud music, I will dance with a lot of beautiful girls and get a make out at the end of the night on most nights.

My friend on the other hand will take them home, but thats because hes naturally good.

Stop worrying about others success and try build up your own skill in this artform.
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Focus your energy on earning her friendship/respect/trust first and foremost. From this mindset you can be yourself, the same way you are around your friends. There is no pressure to perform, impress, or compete.

If you focus your energy on securing a potential girlfriend / romantic partner, you will be nervous and find it to be difficult to be yourself and display your true nature. You will be overly critical of yourself and your actions. Getting ahead of yourself and having expectations for a particular outcome or result, it can lead to much disappointment and feelings of rejection. This is not necessary.

Once you are comfortable being yourself around an individual, and she is comfortable doing the same in your presence, only then you will know if the friendship can potentially develop into something more.

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Be direct, be honest, no bullshit
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Focus your energy on earning her friendship/respect/trust first and foremost. From this mindset you can be yourself, the same way you are around your friends. There is no pressure to perform, impress, or compete.

If you focus your energy on securing a potential girlfriend / romantic partner, you will be nervous and find it to be difficult to be yourself and display your true nature. You will be overly critical of yourself and your actions. Getting ahead of yourself and having expectations for a particular outcome or result, it can lead to much disappointment and feelings of rejection. This is not necessary.

Once you are comfortable being yourself around an individual, and she is comfortable doing the same in your presence, only then you will know if the friendship can potentially develop into something more.

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Sorry, this dude is definitely steering toward the cargo van idea. Watch....lmao
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Be direct, be honest, no bullshit
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your hot....
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12/03/2012 11:06 PM
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According to a recent study women are dramatically atracted to me with 12% of body fat or less, If you have a higher BMI then ask what else you bring to the table, car , money, jewlery, cool friends. If not save your money and go to a massage parlor, a great hook up for an hour and awkward good bye, just like it would be in real life!
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12/03/2012 11:07 PM
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Be a mack pimp OG like me.

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There you go

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Be direct, be honest, no bullshit
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your hot....
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Thank you. Your very kind.

See how that works :)
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12/03/2012 11:13 PM
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say i will fuck you

stress will and youll get even better results

if that doesnt work you can always rely on alcohol
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Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
According to a recent study women are dramatically atracted to me with 12% of body fat or less, If you have a higher BMI then ask what else you bring to the table, car , money, jewlery, cool friends. If not save your money and go to a massage parlor, a great hook up for an hour and awkward good bye, just like it would be in real life!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14155246


i have like 3 times that body fat but I have a good looking face.. greek like Stamos except i'm not girly fag.

Chicks look at my face... then right to by belly, dick..waist.. i dunno for sure but somewhere around there and then lose interest.

so i concur with these findings..

if you go older then 35+ none of this shit apply's. they have learned this lesson and have to fight for men.

or you get lucky and get a younger stupid chick or chick that has had hard life or is disadvantaged some how.
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Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
how to banish stress, please help, serious!! thx b4

thx before glpers, God bless you..!
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This one worked for me i intergrated the soles of my shoes with heavy duty plasmix ball bearings so when i approached i looked like i was floating.She thought i was a spirit or vision floating towards her i said we are destiny i was sent from God worls everytime
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12/03/2012 11:14 PM
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Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
Talk to them about small things, fun things, and you will eventually find one who takes an interest in you. No other way to do it.
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12/03/2012 11:14 PM
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be straight and honest, tell her to bend over
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First you should rent a cargo van with no markings. have a buddy drive with you, someone needs to operate the side sliding door. Second Ductape. Hope this helps.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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According to a recent study women are dramatically atracted to me with 12% of body fat or less, If you have a higher BMI then ask what else you bring to the table, car , money, jewlery, cool friends. If not save your money and go to a massage parlor, a great hook up for an hour and awkward good bye, just like it would be in real life!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14155246


i have like 3 times that body fat but I have a good looking face.. greek like Stamos except i'm not girly fag.

Chicks look at my face... then right to by belly, dick..waist.. i dunno for sure but somewhere around there and then lose interest.

so i concur with these findings..

if you go older then 35+ none of this shit apply's. they have learned this lesson and have to fight for men.

or you get lucky and get a younger stupid chick or chick that has had hard life or is disadvantaged some how.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28812431

cut down on the burgers dude
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12/03/2012 11:15 PM
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crush a 12 pack solo, eat a few xanax... make sure your pants are halfway off your ass and pull whats left of your limp spanish uncircumcised brown dick out and flap it at them
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According to a recent study women are dramatically atracted to me with 12% of body fat or less, If you have a higher BMI then ask what else you bring to the table, car , money, jewlery, cool friends. If not save your money and go to a massage parlor, a great hook up for an hour and awkward good bye, just like it would be in real life!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14155246


i have like 3 times that body fat but I have a good looking face.. greek like Stamos except i'm not girly fag.

Chicks look at my face... then right to by belly, dick..waist.. i dunno for sure but somewhere around there and then lose interest.

so i concur with these findings..

if you go older then 35+ none of this shit apply's. they have learned this lesson and have to fight for men.

or you get lucky and get a younger stupid chick or chick that has had hard life or is disadvantaged some how.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28812431


1rof1
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Be direct, be honest, no bullshit
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your hot....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29036164


Thank you. Your very kind.

See how that works :)
 Quoting: Taralily


Well when I saw your post I was taken a bit by your AV. I did not realize that such beautiful women as yourself frequented here.

Makes me wanna log in..... lol
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Stuff your wallet until it's about 4 inches thick. It never fails.
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Be direct, be honest, no bullshit
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your hot....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29036164


Thank you. Your very kind.

See how that works :)
 Quoting: Taralily


Yeah she is...ohyeah

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