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How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??

 
Thor's Hamster

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12/03/2012 11:22 PM
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Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
Approach her slowly, quietly, through the tall brush...

Make sure you're down-wind...

Slowly raise the tranquilizer dart tube to your lips...

Draw a deep breath...

Hold...

Aim...

BLOW like Hurricane Sandy!

Immediately charge your prey, er...I mean potential date...with a cargo net...

Throw cargo net over her...

Wait for tranquilizer to kick in...

VOILA!

Congratulations, you've just had your first date!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:24 PM
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Stuff your wallet until it's about 4 inches thick. It never fails.
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Does work. I only use the 2 inch method, gets the disadvantaged ones no problem.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:27 PM
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Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
Be direct, be honest, no bullshit
 Quoting: Taralily


your hot....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29036164


Thank you. Your very kind.

See how that works :)
 Quoting: Taralily


Yeah she is...ohyeah
 Quoting: TLB&ME


Lol! So are you :)


And AC...logging in would be the honest part :)
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12/03/2012 11:28 PM
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"I've been stalking you for a while but now I've finally found the courage to begin dialing your number and hanging up."
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:30 PM
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This is not a conspiracy. Sorry but, if this is the only thing you can bring to the table, you need to fuck off.
Have a nice day.
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12/03/2012 11:31 PM
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Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
Jodie Foster wasn't impressed with Ronald Reagan getting shot.
Proving that women are very demanding.
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12/03/2012 11:32 PM
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Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
Be direct, be honest, no bullshit
 Quoting: Taralily


your hot....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29036164


Thank you. Your very kind.

See how that works :)
 Quoting: Taralily


With grammar like that, I'd say it's a match made in Heaven!!

:)
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12/03/2012 11:33 PM
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your hot....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29036164


Thank you. Your very kind.

See how that works :)
 Quoting: Taralily


Yeah she is...ohyeah
 Quoting: TLB&ME


Lol! So are you :)


And AC...logging in would be the honest part :)
 Quoting: Taralily


...My wife would get mad if I went any further...
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12/03/2012 11:33 PM
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Hello...I see you have been consuming alcoholic beverages tonight.

Do you have a designated driver?

Bend over...I'll drive you home... banana2
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12/03/2012 11:34 PM
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Jodie Foster wasn't impressed with Ronald Reagan getting shot.
Proving that women are very demanding.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3767410



Only because the shooter wasn't rich....if he was...the story would be different..
letsgetnihilistic

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12/03/2012 11:39 PM
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Get drunk and hope for the best.
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."-George Carlin

"Freedom, baby...is never having to say you're sorry."-The Devil's Advocate

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."-George Orwell

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12/03/2012 11:42 PM

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Thank you. Your very kind.

See how that works :)
 Quoting: Taralily


Yeah she is...ohyeah
 Quoting: TLB&ME


Lol! So are you :)


And AC...logging in would be the honest part :)
 Quoting: Taralily


...My wife would get mad if I went any further...
spock
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The enemy of my enemy is my .....
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:44 PM
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Quietly, from behind with chloroform.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:49 PM
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Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
with your zipper down.

if she does not notice she is not interested.
if she notices without a response she is fucking boring
if she notices and smiles shes a slut.
if she tells you to zip the fuck up shes a keeper.
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:57 PM
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"Hey baby I saw you checkin' out my goods, want a lil try before you buy huh? Cmere bitch, stand and deliver!"

Er.. "cmere bitch,please"
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12/03/2012 11:58 PM
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Quietly, from behind with chloroform.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28064327


cruise
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12/04/2012 02:39 AM
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"I've been stalking you for a while but now I've finally found the courage to begin dialing your number and hanging up."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3767410


ROFL!!!
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12/04/2012 02:46 AM
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just walk towards her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3767410


With cock already out, hard, and condom on.

That way she will know you are a confident SOB.
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12/04/2012 02:52 AM
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how to banish stress, please help, serious!! thx b4

thx before glpers, God bless you..!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29038327


Tell her you are an official nude woman inspector and then show her your badge.
Thor's Hamster

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12/04/2012 02:57 AM
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say i will fuck you

stress will and youll get even better results

if that doesnt work you can always rely on alcohol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29000275


LOL
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster

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12/04/2012 02:59 AM
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Thank you. Your very kind.

See how that works :)
 Quoting: Taralily


Yeah she is...ohyeah
 Quoting: TLB&ME


Lol! So are you :)


And AC...logging in would be the honest part :)
 Quoting: Taralily


...My wife would get mad if I went any further...

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29036164


lolsign
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.