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How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? |
Thor's Hamster
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12/03/2012 11:22 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
Approach her slowly, quietly, through the tall brush... Make sure you're down-wind... Slowly raise the tranquilizer dart tube to your lips... Draw a deep breath... Hold... Aim... BLOW like Hurricane Sandy! Immediately charge your prey, er...I mean potential date...with a cargo net... Throw cargo net over her... Wait for tranquilizer to kick in... VOILA! Congratulations, you've just had your first date! Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:24 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? Stuff your wallet until it's about 4 inches thick. It never fails.
Quoting: Generation Doom . I only use the 2 inch method, gets the disadvantaged ones no problem. |
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:27 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? Be direct, be honest, no bullshit
Quoting: Taralily Thank you. Your very kind. See how that works :) Yeah she is...  Lol! So are you :) And AC...logging in would be the honest part :) |
Anonymous Coward
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 New Zealand
12/03/2012 11:28 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? "I've been stalking you for a while but now I've finally found the courage to begin dialing your number and hanging up." |
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:30 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? This is not a conspiracy. Sorry but, if this is the only thing you can bring to the table, you need to fuck off.
Have a nice day. |
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Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:31 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? Jodie Foster wasn't impressed with Ronald Reagan getting shot.
Proving that women are very demanding. |
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:32 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? Be direct, be honest, no bullshit
Quoting: Taralily your hot.... Thank you. Your very kind. See how that works :) With grammar like that, I'd say it's a match made in Heaven!! :) |
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:33 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? ...
your hot.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29036164 Thank you. Your very kind. See how that works :) Yeah she is... Lol! So are you :) And AC...logging in would be the honest part :)
...My wife would get mad if I went any further... |
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:33 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? Hello...I see you have been consuming alcoholic beverages tonight. Do you have a designated driver? Bend over...I'll drive you home...  |
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Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:34 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? Jodie Foster wasn't impressed with Ronald Reagan getting shot.
Proving that women are very demanding.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3767410 Only because the shooter wasn't rich....if he was...the story would be different.. |
letsgetnihilistic
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12/03/2012 11:39 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? Get drunk and hope for the best. "It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."-George Carlin
"Freedom, baby...is never having to say you're sorry."-The Devil's Advocate
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."-George Orwell
"If I shall exist eternally, how shall I exist tomorrow?"-Franz Kafka |
led_Dis_Spencer
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12/03/2012 11:42 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? ...
Thank you. Your very kind.
See how that works :)
Quoting: Taralily Yeah she is... Lol! So are you :) And AC...logging in would be the honest part :)
...My wife would get mad if I went any further... Gold is the money of kings. Silver is the money of gentlemen. Barter is the money of peasants. Debt is the money of slaves |
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:44 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? Quietly, from behind with chloroform. |
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Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:49 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? with your zipper down.
if she does not notice she is not interested.
if she notices without a response she is fucking boring
if she notices and smiles shes a slut.
if she tells you to zip the fuck up shes a keeper. |
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:57 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? "Hey baby I saw you checkin' out my goods, want a lil try before you buy huh? Cmere bitch, stand and deliver!"
Er.. "cmere bitch,please" |
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2012 11:58 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? Quietly, from behind with chloroform.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28064327  |
Anonymous Coward
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12/04/2012 02:39 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
"I've been stalking you for a while but now I've finally found the courage to begin dialing your number and hanging up."
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3767410 ROFL!!! |
Kellogs Just Right
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Australia
12/04/2012 02:46 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? just walk towards her.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3767410 With cock already out, hard, and condom on. That way she will know you are a confident SOB. |
Anonymous Coward
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12/04/2012 02:52 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? how to banish stress, please help, serious!! thx b4
thx before glpers, God bless you..!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29038327 Tell her you are an official nude woman inspector and then show her your badge. |
Thor's Hamster
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12/04/2012 02:57 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me?? say i will fuck you
stress will and youll get even better results
if that doesnt work you can always rely on alcohol
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29000275 LOL Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Thor's Hamster
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12/04/2012 02:59 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: How to approach a girl, best method??? Could you share with me??
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Thank you. Your very kind.
See how that works :)
Quoting: Taralily Yeah she is... Lol! So are you :) And AC...logging in would be the honest part :)
...My wife would get mad if I went any further... Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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