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My "TOP 5 Airline Attendant most Entertaining Loud Speaker Announcements" :)

 
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My "TOP 5 Airline Attendant most Entertaining Loud Speaker Announcements" :)
#5 Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."

#4 "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

#3 As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

#2 And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

#1 "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

hope u like :)

Last Edited by trailingedge on 12/03/2012 11:26 PM
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not sure if every australian post is some annoying fuckwit or its all the same fuckwit.
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not sure if every australian post is some annoying fuckwit or its all the same fuckwit.
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they are all fuk wits, frikin shamefull
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not sure if every australian post is some annoying fuckwit or its all the same fuckwit.
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Yep it is all me. I post every Aussie post and thread, as you can see I am a very busy fuckwit. Then again, most of the posts are answered by even bigger fuckwits.
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not sure if every australian post is some annoying fuckwit or its all the same fuckwit.
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hmm..steal a loaf of bread get a house in the sun, seems pretty well thought out to me.
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12/04/2012 12:37 AM
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Re: My "TOP 5 Airline Attendant most Entertaining Loud Speaker Announcements" :)
Hilarious...I remember one time a junior was "acting out" the safety guidelines..."Your airmask can be found..blah blah blah.." He would act as if the worst had happened and every time we laughed and the senior flight attendant turned to look he would act all normal, which made us all laugh harder.

Funny buggers.
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Re: My "TOP 5 Airline Attendant most Entertaining Loud Speaker Announcements" :)
Southwest Airlines attendant after a relatively hard landing: "That wasn't the pilot's fault and it wasn't the co-pilot's fault, that was the asphalt"!
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Re: My "TOP 5 Airline Attendant most Entertaining Loud Speaker Announcements" :)
Hilarious...I remember one time a junior was "acting out" the safety guidelines..."Your airmask can be found..blah blah blah.." He would act as if the worst had happened and every time we laughed and the senior flight attendant turned to look he would act all normal, which made us all laugh harder.

Funny buggers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29042849


Classic :-)
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Southwest Airlines attendant after a relatively hard landing: "That wasn't the pilot's fault and it wasn't the co-pilot's fault, that was the asphalt"!
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Thanks that's great too :-)
hf
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different fuckwit here , we will be landing in sydney shortly - please direct your attention to your tray table and return the hostess to the upright position .
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Re: My "TOP 5 Airline Attendant most Entertaining Loud Speaker Announcements" :)
#5 Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."

#4 "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

#3 As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

#2 And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

#1 "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

hope u like :)
 Quoting: trailingedge


LOL!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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different fuckwit here , we will be landing in sydney shortly - please direct your attention to your tray table and return the hostess to the upright position .
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chuckle
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: My "TOP 5 Airline Attendant most Entertaining Loud Speaker Announcements" :)
not sure if every australian post is some annoying fuckwit or its all the same fuckwit.
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hmm..steal a loaf of bread get a house in the sun, seems pretty well thought out to me.
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cruise


I tought maybe it was our friend from Oz who posted the 'stairway to heaven' thread, but then I couldn't find the rolf harris version on his clips
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different fuckwit here , we will be landing in sydney shortly - please direct your attention to your tray table and return the hostess to the upright position .
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Awesome :-)
Thanks
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Re: My "TOP 5 Airline Attendant most Entertaining Loud Speaker Announcements" :)
Southwest Airlines attendant after a relatively hard landing: "That wasn't the pilot's fault and it wasn't the co-pilot's fault, that was the asphalt"!
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Thanks that's great too :-)
hf
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Oh, yes Smiley

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