My "TOP 5 Airline Attendant most Entertaining Loud Speaker Announcements" :) | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29042849 Australia 12/04/2012 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny buggers. |
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trailingedge (OP) User ID: 28930356 Australia 12/04/2012 01:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hilarious...I remember one time a junior was "acting out" the safety guidelines..."Your airmask can be found..blah blah blah.." He would act as if the worst had happened and every time we laughed and the senior flight attendant turned to look he would act all normal, which made us all laugh harder. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29042849 Funny buggers. Classic :-) where thought goes, energy flows "youth is the ultimate wealth, and you're a bit poorer today." |
trailingedge (OP) User ID: 28930356 Australia 12/04/2012 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Southwest Airlines attendant after a relatively hard landing: "That wasn't the pilot's fault and it wasn't the co-pilot's fault, that was the asphalt"! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1579668 Thanks that's great too :-) where thought goes, energy flows "youth is the ultimate wealth, and you're a bit poorer today." |
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Thor's Hamster User ID: 1248699 United States 12/04/2012 01:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | #5 Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways." Quoting: trailingedge #4 "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." #3 As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!" #2 And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." #1 "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..." hope u like :) LOL!!! Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29049741 Greece 12/04/2012 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | not sure if every australian post is some annoying fuckwit or its all the same fuckwit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25127309 hmm..steal a loaf of bread get a house in the sun, seems pretty well thought out to me. I tought maybe it was our friend from Oz who posted the 'stairway to heaven' thread, but then I couldn't find the rolf harris version on his clips |
trailingedge (OP) User ID: 28930356 Australia 12/04/2012 04:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | different fuckwit here , we will be landing in sydney shortly - please direct your attention to your tray table and return the hostess to the upright position . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28697858 Awesome :-) Thanks where thought goes, energy flows "youth is the ultimate wealth, and you're a bit poorer today." |
smilesun User ID: 32030986 Italy 01/12/2013 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Southwest Airlines attendant after a relatively hard landing: "That wasn't the pilot's fault and it wasn't the co-pilot's fault, that was the asphalt"! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1579668 Thanks that's great too :-) Oh, yes VIRTUALBLOGNEWS [link to virtualblognews.altervista.org] |