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| Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:19 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com]  |
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| Old MacDonald Let's Go Buff-a-lo !!!! User ID: 28707337  Canada12/04/2012 12:22 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1 star!!!!!!  BOB! Bitches "Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill. What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand??? "Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler Sixty years later not much has changed. "I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG) |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4714791 United States12/04/2012 12:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You sound excessively paranoid or OCD. Seriously. Maybe you counted the condoms wrong or lost count of them. Maybe she loaned some to a friend. That was the only indicator to lead you to believe she was cheating and then to break up with her? And they weren't even your condoms in the first place! You said your gf bought them. How many condoms did you count at your new gf's house? |
| Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GLP, I need your help. So, a year ago I broke up with my girlfriend due to signs on her cheating (missing condoms). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28532344 A couple months later, a lady and I exchange numbers, and we have a one night stand. Up until now, we have been close friends, possibly a future relationship. Had Thanksgiving together, and I can feel like I can tell her anything. Well, I am at her house while she is out of town for work, and I was looking for a movie to watch. I opened up a cabinet next to the couch, and sitting inside are a package of the same type of condoms that my ex-girlfriend had bought before we broke up. Now, I am a very paranoid individual. I want to chock this entire thing up by blaming my paranoia, but the chances (imo) of this happening are very slim. Is it really possible that my ex is vindictive enough to fuck with me like this? Or is it just a coincidence? I know that my ex was in the military, and this lady also dated military guys. I don't know what to do or how to proceed. [link to en.wikipedia.org] click the link and read... shit like that happens all the time to me... Its just one of those things... some people say it means "Right place, right time" "Your on the right path" Its prolly all just one big coincidence i doubt this bitch cares enough to fuck with you after a year... she's moved on to better things... you need to do the same ;) I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com] |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You sound excessively paranoid or OCD. Seriously. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4714791 Maybe you counted the condoms wrong or lost count of them. Maybe she loaned some to a friend. That was the only indicator to lead you to believe she was cheating and then to break up with her? And they weren't even your condoms in the first place! You said your gf bought them. How many condoms did you count at your new gf's house? Nah, it wasn't the only indicator, but I wasn't going to bore you with ALL of the details haha |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GLP, I need your help. So, a year ago I broke up with my girlfriend due to signs on her cheating (missing condoms). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28532344 A couple months later, a lady and I exchange numbers, and we have a one night stand. Up until now, we have been close friends, possibly a future relationship. Had Thanksgiving together, and I can feel like I can tell her anything. Well, I am at her house while she is out of town for work, and I was looking for a movie to watch. I opened up a cabinet next to the couch, and sitting inside are a package of the same type of condoms that my ex-girlfriend had bought before we broke up. Now, I am a very paranoid individual. I want to chock this entire thing up by blaming my paranoia, but the chances (imo) of this happening are very slim. Is it really possible that my ex is vindictive enough to fuck with me like this? Or is it just a coincidence? I know that my ex was in the military, and this lady also dated military guys. I don't know what to do or how to proceed. [link to en.wikipedia.org] click the link and read... shit like that happens all the time to me... Its just one of those things... some people say it means "Right place, right time" "Your on the right path" Its prolly all just one big coincidence i doubt this bitch cares enough to fuck with you after a year... she's moved on to better things... you need to do the same ;) No more conspiracies for me. lol |
| Old MacDonald Let's Go Buff-a-lo !!!! User ID: 28707337 Canada12/04/2012 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  BOB! Bitches "Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill. What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand??? "Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler Sixty years later not much has changed. "I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG) |
| Old MacDonald Let's Go Buff-a-lo !!!! User ID: 28707337 Canada12/04/2012 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BOB! Bitches "Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill. What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand??? "Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler Sixty years later not much has changed. "I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG) |
| Mister Obvious Forum Administrator 12/04/2012 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe it's just a sign... I dunno. Oh hey BTW though dude... If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely... Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one. Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom. Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles. And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her. Last Edited by Mister Obvious on 12/04/2012 12:29 AM |
| Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe it's just a sign... Quoting: Mister Obvious I dunno. Oh hey BTW though dude... If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely... Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one. Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom. Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles. And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her. Those words are gold... If you didnt bring the wrapper... you best not tap her... I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com] |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe it's just a sign... Quoting: Mister Obvious I dunno. Oh hey BTW though dude... If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely... Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one. Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom. Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles. And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her. Hahaha great, if I didn't have eough things to worry about. lol, well the thing is we never even used condoms, and I know I'm stupid for it, but it just doesn't work. I know TMI, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. |
| closing eyes User ID: 24721119 United States12/04/2012 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GLP, I need your help. So, a year ago I broke up with my girlfriend due to signs on her cheating (missing condoms). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28532344 A couple months later, a lady and I exchange numbers, and we have a one night stand. Up until now, we have been close friends, possibly a future relationship. Had Thanksgiving together, and I can feel like I can tell her anything. Well, I am at her house while she is out of town for work, and I was looking for a movie to watch. I opened up a cabinet next to the couch, and sitting inside are a package of the same type of condoms that my ex-girlfriend had bought before we broke up. Now, I am a very paranoid individual. I want to chock this entire thing up by blaming my paranoia, but the chances (imo) of this happening are very slim. Is it really possible that my ex is vindictive enough to fuck with me like this? Or is it just a coincidence? I know that my ex was in the military, and this lady also dated military guys. I don't know what to do or how to proceed. [link to en.wikipedia.org] click the link and read... shit like that happens all the time to me... Its just one of those things... some people say it means "Right place, right time" "Your on the right path" Its prolly all just one big coincidence i doubt this bitch cares enough to fuck with you after a year... she's moved on to better things... you need to do the same ;) Hi Dr Acula, Very good points indeed! If you woke up breathing, you have another chance! |
| Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe it's just a sign... Quoting: Mister Obvious I dunno. Oh hey BTW though dude... If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely... Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one. Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom. Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles. And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her. Hahaha great, if I didn't have eough things to worry about. lol, well the thing is we never even used condoms, and I know I'm stupid for it, but it just doesn't work. I know TMI, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. If you are not taking the precautionary steps in order to protect yourself and your future 'partners' please read the following! [link to www.cdc.gov] Seriously... I'm a Doctor... My screen name says so... Wear the jacket before you tap it Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 12/04/2012 12:40 AM I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com] |
| closing eyes User ID: 24721119 United States12/04/2012 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Mister Obvious Forum Administrator 12/04/2012 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dr. Acula's got a hot ginger wantin' some of that! [link to www.youtube.com] Last Edited by Mister Obvious on 12/04/2012 12:46 AM |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 12:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe it's just a sign... Quoting: Mister Obvious I dunno. Oh hey BTW though dude... If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely... Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one. Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom. Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles. And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her. Hahaha great, if I didn't have eough things to worry about. lol, well the thing is we never even used condoms, and I know I'm stupid for it, but it just doesn't work. I know TMI, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. If you are not taking the precautionary steps in order to protect yourself and your future 'partners' please read the following! [link to www.cdc.gov] Seriously... I'm a Doctor... My screen name says so... Wear the jacket before you tap it Perfect, she's gonna flip shit when I use one tomorrow. |
| Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com] |
| Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | haha I like that song I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com] |
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| Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well then fuck her double meaning^ could go either way for you its a win/win Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 12/04/2012 12:59 AM I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com] |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28532344 United States12/04/2012 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well I'm just saying... If at any point a chick actually gets mad at you for using a condom... LOL, I'd just think twice about putting my meat in that... just saying. lol, I was just kidding around. Believe me, I'm glad it was her, because if it was anyone else I would of gotten super aids. You ever just figure out that your worst enemy is yourself? Regardless of the ex and shit, perhaps it all stems from me being fucked up. Explains why i'm so paranoid about a girl that isn't even technically my girlfriend. Yet. |
| Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States12/04/2012 01:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  lol I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com] |
:red_heart: i feel it!