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I Need Help

 
Mr. Deadite

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12/04/2012 01:07 AM
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Re: I Need Help
Maybe it's just a sign...

I dunno.

Oh hey BTW though dude...

If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely...

Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one.

Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom.

Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles.

And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


lolsign

Be nice, now. Don't poke fun :-)
closing eyes

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12/04/2012 01:31 AM
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Well i dont mean to derail the thread. Get a different box of condoms, but to you Dr Acula on a cold Monday night

hfsmile_heary_lovinluvyawthread

May you have a good night, nice sleep,happy dreams..... wait you dont do any of that....may you turn into a bat and come to my house.
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
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12/04/2012 01:35 AM

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Well i dont mean to derail the thread. Get a different box of condoms, but to you Dr Acula on a cold Monday night

hfsmile_heary_lovinluvyawthread

May you have a good night, nice sleep,happy dreams..... wait you dont do any of that....may you turn into a bat and come to my house.
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"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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12/04/2012 02:38 AM
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Um, Say OP just in case you don't know this.

If your gal was the owner of a vibrator, often times women will use a condom on them to keep them clean(er) and especially if they run out of vibrator lube as condoms are often prelubed and ribbed for more pleasure.

Just because a condom was missing doesn't mean it was used on a human penis.

Could have been a banana, cucumber or even a squash.
Just for your future information. :)
Kellogs Just Right
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12/04/2012 02:43 AM
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I think MAYBE you DO need some psychological help if you really believe it's your ex fucking with you through this new chick...

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This.
Kellogs Just Right
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12/04/2012 02:43 AM
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And besides, wait your turn.

There are 6 billion others in need of help, what makes you so special?
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12/04/2012 03:37 AM
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Op is right!! Ex got current girlfriend to meet him. Current girlfriend and ex get together and exchange stories and laugh at OP.
Its sooooooo obvious!!! Duuuuhhhhh!!!

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