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I Need Help

 
Mr. Deadite

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12/04/2012 01:07 AM
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Re: I Need Help
Maybe it's just a sign...

I dunno.

Oh hey BTW though dude...

If you DO ever have sex with her, I would use another brand of condom entirely...

Seriously. It could be a sign that you'll run into a faulty one.

Either way, NEEEEEVER use the chick's condom.

Bitches poke tiny holes in that shit with sewing needles.

And NEVER EVER EVER leave a used condom in the reach of her.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


lolsign

Be nice, now. Don't poke fun :-)
closing eyes

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12/04/2012 01:31 AM
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Well i dont mean to derail the thread. Get a different box of condoms, but to you Dr Acula on a cold Monday night

hfsmile_heary_lovinluvyawthread

May you have a good night, nice sleep,happy dreams..... wait you dont do any of that....may you turn into a bat and come to my house.
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
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12/04/2012 01:35 AM

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Well i dont mean to derail the thread. Get a different box of condoms, but to you Dr Acula on a cold Monday night

hfsmile_heary_lovinluvyawthread

May you have a good night, nice sleep,happy dreams..... wait you dont do any of that....may you turn into a bat and come to my house.
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Anonymous Coward
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12/04/2012 02:38 AM
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Um, Say OP just in case you don't know this.

If your gal was the owner of a vibrator, often times women will use a condom on them to keep them clean(er) and especially if they run out of vibrator lube as condoms are often prelubed and ribbed for more pleasure.

Just because a condom was missing doesn't mean it was used on a human penis.

Could have been a banana, cucumber or even a squash.
Just for your future information. :)
Kellogs Just Right
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12/04/2012 02:43 AM
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I think MAYBE you DO need some psychological help if you really believe it's your ex fucking with you through this new chick...

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This.
Kellogs Just Right
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12/04/2012 02:43 AM
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And besides, wait your turn.

There are 6 billion others in need of help, what makes you so special?
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12/04/2012 03:37 AM
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Op is right!! Ex got current girlfriend to meet him. Current girlfriend and ex get together and exchange stories and laugh at OP.
Its sooooooo obvious!!! Duuuuhhhhh!!!

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