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JESUS is coming SOON! Are YOU readY?

 
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Can i just ask -

In the bible, why do they always use a capital 'H' on He or Him or His when refering to God, even if it's in the middle of a sentence?

Does he get annoyed if you spell it with a little 'h' like I just have, and if so, what's he going to do about it?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


shows respect. HIS name is HOLY. HE deserves a capital!!!

hf
 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


and if my shift keys are broken and i'm too poor to buy a new keyboard ?
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Then your ? wouldn't work now would it?
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12/11/2012 08:36 AM
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Can i just ask -

In the bible, why do they always use a capital 'H' on He or Him or His when refering to God, even if it's in the middle of a sentence?

Does he get annoyed if you spell it with a little 'h' like I just have, and if so, what's he going to do about it?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


shows respect. HIS name is HOLY. HE deserves a capital!!!

hf
 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


and if my shift keys are broken and i'm too poor to buy a new keyboard ?
 Quoting: !saac


Then your ? wouldn't work now would it?
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YOUR DISCUSSION TAKES PLACE IN "THE BOAT"...

GET OUT OF "THE BOAT"...

AND WALK ON "THE WATER"!!!
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12/11/2012 08:59 AM
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shows respect. HIS name is HOLY. HE deserves a capital!!!

hf
 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


and if my shift keys are broken and i'm too poor to buy a new keyboard ?
 Quoting: !saac


Then your ? wouldn't work now would it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29570300


YOUR DISCUSSION TAKES PLACE IN "THE BOAT"...

GET OUT OF "THE BOAT"...

AND WALK ON "THE WATER"!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29623705


EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS ON GLP...

ALL "THE TALK" OF "THE PROBLEMS"...

IS WHAT HAPPENS IN "THE BOAT"...

HENSE "THE PHRASE" WE ARE ALL IN "THE SAME BOAT"!!!

IN "THE BOAT" WE ARE ALL SUBJECT TO "THE PROBLEMS"...

OF "THE WORLD"!!!

OR WHAT TAKES PLACE IN "THE BOAT"...

WHILE "THE STORM" OR "THE PROBLEMS" THREATENS TO SINK "THE BOAT"...

AND JESUS CALMED "THE STORM"...

AND "THE STORM" WAS CALMED!!!

WE ARE CALLED TO CALM "THE STORM"!!!
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and if my shift keys are broken and i'm too poor to buy a new keyboard ?
 Quoting: !saac


Then your ? wouldn't work now would it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29570300


YOUR DISCUSSION TAKES PLACE IN "THE BOAT"...

GET OUT OF "THE BOAT"...

AND WALK ON "THE WATER"!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29623705


EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS ON GLP...

ALL "THE TALK" OF "THE PROBLEMS"...

IS WHAT HAPPENS IN "THE BOAT"...

HENSE "THE PHRASE" WE ARE ALL IN "THE SAME BOAT"!!!

IN "THE BOAT" WE ARE ALL SUBJECT TO "THE PROBLEMS"...

OF "THE WORLD"!!!

OR WHAT TAKES PLACE IN "THE BOAT"...

WHILE "THE STORM" OR "THE PROBLEMS" THREATENS TO SINK "THE BOAT"...

AND JESUS CALMED "THE STORM"...

AND "THE STORM" WAS CALMED!!!

WE ARE CALLED TO CALM "THE STORM"!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29623705


HOW???

WALK IN "THE TRUTH"...

"THE TRUTH" IS WHAT IS ABSOLUTE, PERFECT AND CLEAR...

BUT WE ARE BORN IN SIN..

YES!!!

REPENT!!!

BY GRACE WALK IN WHAT IS ABSOLUTE, PERFECT AND CLEAR...

BY FAITH!!!
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12/12/2012 08:34 AM
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I guess, if it helps you sleep better at night, go for it...
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ohyeah

merryxmas
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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12/27/2012 01:09 PM

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"Praise the LORD, O my soul,

and

forget not all his benefits--

who

forgives all your sins

and

heals all your diseases,

who

redeems your life from the pit

and

crowns you with love and compassion,


who

satisfies your desires with good things

so that your

youth is renewed like the eagle's."


Psalms 103:2-5
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12/27/2012 01:32 PM
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No! I haven't the patience to wait for the ghost train. How you people can buy this bullshit is beyond me.
You'll go to your grave like EVERY single christian before you...guaranteed! :-)
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Repent while you can !
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However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

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Define soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29044955



last day prophecy is being fulfilled NOW!

There are signs of HIS return being fulfilled from the Books of Matthew, Luke, Revelation, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Hosea, Joel...just to list a few.
 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


Take a look at this website and study the scripture that they present. The time appears to be near... I have my eye on psalm 83 and then ezekiel 38 following afterwards. God bless :)

[link to www.arewelivinginthelastdays.com]
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I'm mixed... I can't wait but at the same time I mourn daily for the people that will be left behind... I consider each day the Lord doesn’t return a gift for those who are still lost and an opportunity for us to try to reach more people.
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I'm mixed... I can't wait but at the same time I mourn daily for the people that will be left behind... I consider each day the Lord doesn’t return a gift for those who are still lost and an opportunity for us to try to reach more people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8592271


yes, the LORD is merciful and slow to anger.....HIS desire is that NO ONE would perish
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I'm mixed... I can't wait but at the same time I mourn daily for the people that will be left behind... I consider each day the Lord doesn’t return a gift for those who are still lost and an opportunity for us to try to reach more people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8592271


yes, the LORD is merciful and slow to anger.....HIS desire is that NO ONE would perish
 Quoting: AmazingGRACE


hf
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Please see this thread.
Thread: Jesus is not coming soon.
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Please see this thread.
Thread: Jesus is not coming soon.
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Those who don't believe will be left behind then they will wish they did
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No. He's gonna have to wait like everybody else.
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Please see this thread.
Thread: Jesus is not coming soon.
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Those who don't believe will be left behind then they will wish they did
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8592271


Mark 13:32
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Screaming he is coming soon is a lie and Jesus himself said no one knows when.
It is twisted to constantly persist the myth he is coming soon.
He will not come until he is not expected.
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Please see this thread.
Thread: Jesus is not coming soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


Those who don't believe will be left behind then they will wish they did
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8592271


Mark 13:32
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Screaming he is coming soon is a lie and Jesus himself said no one knows when.
It is twisted to constantly persist the myth he is coming soon.
He will not come until he is not expected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


Matthew 24

32 “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near. 33 Even so, when you see all these things, you know that it[e] is near, right at the door.

Also, in many near death accounts... Jesus tells them to warn people that he will soon be here.
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Please see this thread.
Thread: Jesus is not coming soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


Those who don't believe will be left behind then they will wish they did
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8592271


Mark 13:32
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Screaming he is coming soon is a lie and Jesus himself said no one knows when.
It is twisted to constantly persist the myth he is coming soon.
He will not come until he is not expected.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


Matthew 24

32 “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near. 33 Even so, when you see all these things, you know that it[e] is near, right at the door.

Also, in many near death accounts... Jesus tells them to warn people that he will soon be here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8592271


Many, many people are now getting dreams, words and visions from the LORD. This is a fulfillment of prophecy that we are in the last days:



'In the last days, God says, I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams.

Even on my servants, both men and women, I will pour out my Spirit in those days, and they will prophesy."

Acts 2:17-18

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