Every time you fart, save it in an empty gallon milk container! you need 813 gallons

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OP, do you save your goo as well?

Oh, come on...you love it! ;)

i suggest pressurizing them in a scuba tank . just don't take the wrong one on a dive .

Now having said that, excuse me for a moment....I have to go barf.

if you could pressurize a scuba tank you probably could fly

Just for you OP



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make sure you use a tube. ducttape it around your asshole with no leaks, and put the other end in the milk jug (also with a duct tape seal). once the fart is complete, rapidly remove the tube from your asshole and cover the tip you removed. blow a weak breath into the tube, making sure you cover the tip to avoid getting fecal bacteria in your mouth, and propel the remaining methane into the jug. now, immediately after doing this, rapidly remove the tube from the jug and cover the jug's opening. you should be able to do this successfully 5-10x before the jugs gas content will be such that a more effective transfer method is required to continue increasing density of contained gas.