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Every time you fart, save it in an empty gallon milk container! you need 813 gallons

 
CaptainZero
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Every time you fart, save it in an empty gallon milk container! you need 813 gallons
Minimum necessary to survive pole shift, for you cooking and heating needs.

Ass juice is the new gold.
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Re: Every time you fart, save it in an empty gallon milk container! you need 813 gallons
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Re: Every time you fart, save it in an empty gallon milk container! you need 813 gallons
Minimum necessary to survive pole shift, for you cooking and heating needs.

Ass juice is the new gold.
 Quoting: CaptainZero 29046910


OP, do you save your goo as well?




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Re: Every time you fart, save it in an empty gallon milk container! you need 813 gallons
Minimum necessary to survive pole shift, for you cooking and heating needs.

Ass juice is the new gold.
 Quoting: CaptainZero 29046910


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Oh, come on...you love it! ;)
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12/04/2012 01:57 AM
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Re: Every time you fart, save it in an empty gallon milk container! you need 813 gallons
i suggest pressurizing them in a scuba tank . just don't take the wrong one on a dive .
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Re: Every time you fart, save it in an empty gallon milk container! you need 813 gallons
Now having said that, excuse me for a moment....I have to go barf.
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Re: Every time you fart, save it in an empty gallon milk container! you need 813 gallons
i suggest pressurizing them in a scuba tank . just don't take the wrong one on a dive .
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lmao
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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if you could pressurize a scuba tank you probably could fly
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Just for you OP



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Re: Every time you fart, save it in an empty gallon milk container! you need 813 gallons
make sure you use a tube. ducttape it around your asshole with no leaks, and put the other end in the milk jug (also with a duct tape seal). once the fart is complete, rapidly remove the tube from your asshole and cover the tip you removed. blow a weak breath into the tube, making sure you cover the tip to avoid getting fecal bacteria in your mouth, and propel the remaining methane into the jug. now, immediately after doing this, rapidly remove the tube from the jug and cover the jug's opening. you should be able to do this successfully 5-10x before the jugs gas content will be such that a more effective transfer method is required to continue increasing density of contained gas.

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