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BREAKING: There is no doom!

 
Doomis Minibalis
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12/04/2012 03:07 AM
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BREAKING: There is no doom!
Sorry to break it to you folks, but this forum really has no reason to exist, seeing as there is no doom.

Obama just got re-elected (unfortunately) to his second term, but he'll do the best he can to help fix the ailing economy. December 21st will be yet another normal day in the history of things (though a little snow would be nice).

Why all the flippin' doom? You people are manufacturing it in your minds. There's no Nibiru/brown dwarf/thing-a-ma-jig coming towards our planet. Earthquakes happen. Oil spills happen.

There's no global warming, NWO, Illuminati, or some-such. There's a bunch of idiots in Washington that are part of the reason the economy is in the shape it's in, but they're just that.. part of the reason. Mainly, it's morons who don't know anything about mortgages ..that's the reason the economy sucks. Kill the non-mortgage-paying, didn't-plan-ahead home-buyers.. there's your "doom".

Romney nailed it with that 47% thing.. absolute truth. He would've been much better for the nation than Obummer, but we the people need to stop pointing fingers and fix this shit ourselves. How?

1. Start buying American made goods. Fuck those companies that ship production overseas.

2. Get off welfare and get a fuckin' job.

3. Vote and complain about shit to your elected officials. If you're gonna whine, make your whining actually count.

4. Realize that God's got ultimate control of everything. The biggest thing we should be whining about is bringing God back into our schools and public life.

5. You and your kids.. get the fuck outside and play. Why are you listening to a bunch of windbags in the media? Why all the digital gaming (especially the violent shit)? Why all the time on the internet? Have you seen the parks and playgrounds lately? Empty! Get off your ass and get outside.

6. Get to know your neighbors and local businesses/food growers. It's called networking and it's actually better in real life. Fuck Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.. they can go fuck themselves.

7. Get back to church. What.. you think God's not actually there? Wake up, moron.

8. Stop eating fast food crap. Killing yourself slowly but surely with that shit. Ever heard of apples and spinach?

9. Get OFF the damn phone! Texting is for 'tards. Meet up with people face-to-face to socialize. Big clue: "Smart" phones are actually imbeciles.

10. Stop driving everywhere. Get a bike and/or walk again.

11. Listen to what people are saying and stop being in a hurry all of the time. "I gotta do this/go here/call there, could you hurry up?" Go fuck yourself, how about. Live in the NOW.

12. Say "Hi!". Ask people how they're genuinely doing. Talk to the cashier/waiter/service guy/whoever is helping you accomplish whatever it is you're doing. Find out their name and use it.

13. Take your time in buying presents/gifts/cards for people. They'll know when you actually thought something though.

14. Say "please", "thank you", "forgive me", and "you're welcome".

15. Help people with the little things, if they'll let you. Holding doors, helping old people lift things, short people to reach things, whatever.

16. Spend more face-to-face time with family, friends, neighbors, coworkers, etc.. and come up with fun things to DO (bowling, picnic, event, ...)

If America is ailing, it's because of Americans. Stop pointing fingers and get shit done.
Anonymous Coward
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12/04/2012 03:14 AM
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Re: BREAKING: There is no doom!
winge winge fucking winge.

quit yer yapping.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/04/2012 03:17 AM
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Re: BREAKING: There is no doom!
winge winge fucking winge.

quit yer yapping.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29047478


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