Theres a pickle following me everywhere I go!

You all see numbers and shit like 11:11 all the time huh?

Well, let me tell you, I got a pickle problem. It's the same damn pickle and it follows me wherever I go.

It doesn't matter what grocery store I go to...when I get to the section with the pickle jars...there right in front of me in one of the jars will be "that pickle".

I'd know it anywhere. It has the exact same bend and bumps and size to it. It's unmistakable. This can't be a coincidence.
I think it's a sign that we're heading for...the apicklypse!