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Anonymous Coward
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12/04/2012 08:43 AM
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Does typing itanimulli.com in your address bar still direct you to the nsa's site? I'm not doing that anymore.
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I never use google ( google is the devil), so I tried it. I got "What Is the What: The Autobiography of Valentino Achak Deng" for number 1, and some wikipedia bull shit number 2, the what is the koran.
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12/04/2012 08:53 AM
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I got what is the answer to the life universe and everything LOL

let's see if some of you get that one ;)
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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Strange that a few of us got the same set of different results with no illuminati reference. Maybe you guys are on the watch list?
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12/04/2012 08:56 AM
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I got: What is the illuminati
Scientific Method
Patriot Act
Electoral College
Meaning of life
Fiscal cliff
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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I got what is the answer to the life universe and everything LOL

let's see if some of you get that one ;)
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I wish I got that one!
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

page7
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I got what is the answer to the life universe and everything LOL

let's see if some of you get that one ;)
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I wish I got that one!
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"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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12/04/2012 09:06 AM
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Strange that a few of us got the same set of different results with no illuminati reference. Maybe you guys are on the watch list?
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Im not that interesting, why would I be on any watch list ?
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12/04/2012 09:24 AM
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Strange that a few of us got the same set of different results with no illuminati reference. Maybe you guys are on the watch list?
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Im not that interesting, why would I be on any watch list ?
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Talking about the peeps who got the autobiography results.
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12/04/2012 09:33 AM
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Meanwhile Russian Google (google.ru) shows this:
"What is love".
(I typed in russian so it's a translation)

Last Edited by oyatek on 12/04/2012 09:34 AM
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12/04/2012 09:33 AM
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My top was "What is the Color Run"? wtf

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12/04/2012 09:33 AM
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Just clear your cookie for godlikeproductions.com

If that doesn't work clears some others.

I had the same op list until I did that.

I now have an entirely different result.
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12/04/2012 09:37 AM
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Strange that a few of us got the same set of different results with no illuminati reference. Maybe you guys are on the watch list?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24741268



Im not that interesting, why would I be on any watch list ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24051365


Talking about the peeps who got the autobiography results.
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I honestly have no idea what you are talking about
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12/04/2012 09:49 AM
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Nah I tested it on multiple systems. Likely it's different in Europe though. .
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Agreed. It was the same for me. And I never search for "illuminati" because I already know about that shit.
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12/04/2012 09:50 AM
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Meanwhile Russian Google (google.ru) shows this:
"What is love".
(I typed in russian so it's a translation)
 Quoting: Chaga


Baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more.
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12/04/2012 09:55 AM
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I think you're right op.
I got illuminati and patriot act... I've never googled either of these things.
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Same here.

I've never googled for the illuminati.
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yeppp in order for me and i've never googled these terms (from my work computer)

1) illuminati
2) patriot act
3) electoral college
4) Meaning of Life :)
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12/04/2012 09:55 AM
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Patriot act
illuminati
electoral college
uncertainty of the position of the bacterium.

Whaa?
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12/04/2012 09:56 AM
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Number 3 for me...

What is the time
What is the minimum wage
What is the Illuminati
What is the meaning of life
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6905614


I got this.... must be UK result
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1540086


Me too... Exactly the same.
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


yep!
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Number 3 for me...

What is the time
What is the minimum wage
What is the Illuminati
What is the meaning of life
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6905614


I got this.... must be UK result
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1540086


Me too... Exactly the same.
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


yep!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29018328


use [link to www.google.es]
and it will come up first!
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12/04/2012 09:58 AM
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Illuminati
Patriot act
Electoral college

:whooptydo2:
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Meanwhile Russian Google (google.ru) shows this:
"What is love".
(I typed in russian so it's a translation)
 Quoting: Chaga

in English it is 'illuminati' though
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illuminati
patriot act
electoral college
meaning of life
 Quoting: Spiritmyst


ditto
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12/04/2012 10:01 AM
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Try just "what is"..... Extremely different results...
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12/04/2012 10:04 AM
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I got...

function of a bacterium capsule
illuminati
patriot act
triple crown in baseball
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12/04/2012 10:08 AM
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patriot act
illuminati
tea party
electoral college
 Quoting: scorpio66


Me 2 ^
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12/04/2012 10:17 AM
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Re: Google "what is the" with autocomplete on...
Google U.S.: 1) illuminati
2) patriot act
3) electoral college
4) scientific method

Google Canada: 1) meaning of life
2) illuminati
3) date today
4) speed of sound

Google U.K.: 1) time
2) minimum wage
3) illuminati
4) meaning of life

Google South Africa: 1) largest bird in the world
2) time
3) illuminati
4) internet

Google Australia: 1) meaning of life
2) time
3) date today
4) song skinny love about

Google New Zealand: 1) time
2) meaning of life
3) date today
4) treaty of waitangi

Google Singapore: 1) longest word in english
2) meaning of life
3) meaning of gangnam
4) meaning of gangnam style


Interesting stuff. Appears not to work in Spanish-speaking countries, for two reasons. First, there is no consensus, at least that I'm aware of, as to what the correct way to say "the illuminati" is. Sometimes it's "el illuminati", which is taken as directly as possible from English, but "los iluminati" and "los iluminatis", both with one l instead of two, seem to be more common. If some native Spanish speakers disagree, I'd be interested to hear their take. Also, anyone try searches in languages other than English and Spanish?
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12/04/2012 10:21 AM
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Oops, forgot Google Ireland:

1) children's referendum
2) illuminati
3) meaning of life
4) internet

And in looking at some of the results I got, they don't pass the smell test. Who the hell is using Google to try to find out what the internet is??
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lol...I got
1)the density of he at stp
2)the patriot act
3)the function of an indicator in a titration


when I typed just "what is"
1)gangnam style
2)neutralization
3)included in a chemical equation

interesting


Last Edited by Abi ~ on 12/04/2012 10:28 AM
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12/04/2012 10:26 AM
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I used the Bing search engine (not sure if they are part of google or not) and the illuminati came up as the first search as well...
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet...Celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"

Neil deGrasse Tyson



"We were told that the changes in our world would become the catalyst for ones within us..."
Fractal Time, Gregg Braden
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12/04/2012 10:27 AM
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I remember a couple of years ago, I typed "why won't" into the search box, and google auto-completed it with "why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea."

I was like wtf
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