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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22687793 United States 12/04/2012 07:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I look to the left and see a woman with a scarf, 6 empty spaces from the car in front of her. WTF, pull up, bitch! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25518340 Actually, in today's environment this is a good safety practice. Unfortunately, even though I know it myself, I forget and pull up to the bumper too. Maybe it's because my area is still relatively safe, but that is changing and I should start remembering to leave the space. Obviously it depends on the roadway and how surrounded you are at the light. But by leaving a car length space between you and the car in front of you, you won't be trapped and might have a means of exit should something happen around you - like an attempted carjacking. Yes, in her case she probably was a zombie. But in today's world, leaving a way to quickly exit is a good thing. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18713240 United States 12/04/2012 07:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | nope, youre just a character in my videogame, youre just a bunch of letters presented before me to try and further my illusion Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593 if so, then who programmed me? who knows. But you're inside the machine. It's a good sign that you are noticing what you did - you are waking up. Increasing numbers of people are |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18713240 United States 12/04/2012 08:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I pulled up in your video game you'd see a silver G500 with a dashing long hair stud at the wheel and a cast of blond super models riding bitch. You'd chuckle to your self as you notice one of the girls' heads bobbing up and down on my lap. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20995241 looking for your cock with a magnifying glass I imagine |
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Thor's Hamster User ID: 27883645 United States 12/04/2012 08:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I pulled up in your video game you'd see a silver G500 with a dashing long hair stud at the wheel and a cast of blond super models riding bitch. You'd chuckle to your self as you notice one of the girls' heads bobbing up and down on my lap. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20995241 looking for your cock with a magnifying glass I imagine Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22258555 United States 12/04/2012 08:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are we in a big fucking video game? At a stoplight, I glance to the right and see an old mexican man driving, hunched over the wheel, hands at 10 and 2, mouth hanging open, head fixed forward. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25518340 I look to the left and see a woman with a scarf, 6 empty spaces from the car in front of her. WTF, pull up, bitch! The light changes, I look over at other drivers. All the same open mouth, slack-jawed, lifeless postures. Wait, there's a stereotypical businessman in a black Mercedes, window down, left hand holding a folded Wallstreet Journal against the steering wheel. Right hand holding a large Starbucks cup. And there's an old pale blue rust-bucket of a pickup truck ahead. I already know. Yep. Straw hat farmer wearing suspenders. All characters in my video game? Most are mindless drones that only know and understand one way of life. Not having a CLUE about why they actually do what they do, on a daily basis. Slaves playing their part without knowing or caring that humans are not supposed to live that way. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1129812 United States 12/04/2012 09:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are we in a big fucking video game? At a stoplight, I glance to the right and see an old mexican man driving, hunched over the wheel, hands at 10 and 2, mouth hanging open, head fixed forward. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25518340 I look to the left and see a woman with a scarf, 6 empty spaces from the car in front of her. WTF, pull up, bitch! The light changes, I look over at other drivers. All the same open mouth, slack-jawed, lifeless postures. Wait, there's a stereotypical businessman in a black Mercedes, window down, left hand holding a folded Wallstreet Journal against the steering wheel. Right hand holding a large Starbucks cup. And there's an old pale blue rust-bucket of a pickup truck ahead. I already know. Yep. Straw hat farmer wearing suspenders. All characters in my video game? Don't worry...they all thought the same thing about you. |
BossBattles User ID: 8410224 United States 12/04/2012 09:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are we in a big fucking video game? At a stoplight, I glance to the right and see an old mexican man driving, hunched over the wheel, hands at 10 and 2, mouth hanging open, head fixed forward. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25518340 I look to the left and see a woman with a scarf, 6 empty spaces from the car in front of her. WTF, pull up, bitch! The light changes, I look over at other drivers. All the same open mouth, slack-jawed, lifeless postures. Wait, there's a stereotypical businessman in a black Mercedes, window down, left hand holding a folded Wallstreet Journal against the steering wheel. Right hand holding a large Starbucks cup. And there's an old pale blue rust-bucket of a pickup truck ahead. I already know. Yep. Straw hat farmer wearing suspenders. All characters in my video game? ahhahahaha my pet peeve. drivers. everyone drives like frightened little children. driving 20 miles under the speed limit. not making right turns, waiting for it to turn green. no concept of other people on the road. stopping 30 ft behind other cars for no reason. staring at me in window like some invasion of the body snatchers movie, they literally look like Agent Smith took over their body and they make weird faces for no reason. yes, this is a more and more artificial construct. it is no longer even close to a "real" world. At one time early in my life, it wasn't completely apparent, but now the transition is finalizing. most people are just programmed lunatics with absolutely no connection to themselves or anything beyond their tv brainwashing. I can say what I want to, even if I'm not serious. |
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BossBattles User ID: 8410224 United States 12/04/2012 09:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I look to the left and see a woman with a scarf, 6 empty spaces from the car in front of her. WTF, pull up, bitch! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25518340 Actually, in today's environment this is a good safety practice. Unfortunately, even though I know it myself, I forget and pull up to the bumper too. Maybe it's because my area is still relatively safe, but that is changing and I should start remembering to leave the space. Obviously it depends on the roadway and how surrounded you are at the light. But by leaving a car length space between you and the car in front of you, you won't be trapped and might have a means of exit should something happen around you - like an attempted carjacking. Yes, in her case she probably was a zombie. But in today's world, leaving a way to quickly exit is a good thing. 6 empty spaces? that is not a good thing. that is psychotic. I can say what I want to, even if I'm not serious. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10743044 United States 12/04/2012 09:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | in new jersey, people seem like zombies driving. creeps me out on a daily basis. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546501 Zombies, that's the word I'd use to describe people driving AND pedestrians too. They walk facing away from traffic in their lane, they step in front of moving cars to cross the street. |
XMonkey User ID: 27167704 United States 12/04/2012 10:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are we in a big fucking video game? At a stoplight, I glance to the right and see an old mexican man driving, hunched over the wheel, hands at 10 and 2, mouth hanging open, head fixed forward. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25518340 I look to the left and see a woman with a scarf, 6 empty spaces from the car in front of her. WTF, pull up, bitch! The light changes, I look over at other drivers. All the same open mouth, slack-jawed, lifeless postures. Wait, there's a stereotypical businessman in a black Mercedes, window down, left hand holding a folded Wallstreet Journal against the steering wheel. Right hand holding a large Starbucks cup. And there's an old pale blue rust-bucket of a pickup truck ahead. I already know. Yep. Straw hat farmer wearing suspenders. All characters in my video game? Don't worry...they all thought the same thing about you. My thoughts exactly. What exactly separates you from them OP that you talk as if you're so far above them? What do they see when they pull up next to you and look in your direction? Do you think you look that much more unique to them when they pull up next to you at the light? What do you think other people should look like while they're driving around? If they're paying attention to the road, you call them slack jawed zombies. You want them to make faces at you? Then you'd call them crazy. What if they're talking to other people? Then you'd complain because they're not paying attention or probably "prattling on about stupid materialistic things" or something. And why are you worried about how they're dressed? You think it's weird that there's a guy in a pickup wearing a straw hat. What would you prefer to see? A guy in a Lexus wearing a straw hat, a business suit, and a pair of cowboy boots? With a gun rack on the back of the Lexus? Then you'd complain because he looks stupid, simply because he doesn't clearly conform to one of the stereotypes you just bashed. Honestly, I have to wonder what's going on with you that you're so worried about how other drivers look. Last Edited by XMonkey on 12/04/2012 10:49 AM Banana! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14392840 United States 12/04/2012 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are we in a big fucking video game? At a stoplight, I glance to the right and see an old mexican man driving, hunched over the wheel, hands at 10 and 2, mouth hanging open, head fixed forward. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25518340 I look to the left and see a woman with a scarf, 6 empty spaces from the car in front of her. WTF, pull up, bitch! The light changes, I look over at other drivers. All the same open mouth, slack-jawed, lifeless postures. Wait, there's a stereotypical businessman in a black Mercedes, window down, left hand holding a folded Wallstreet Journal against the steering wheel. Right hand holding a large Starbucks cup. And there's an old pale blue rust-bucket of a pickup truck ahead. I already know. Yep. Straw hat farmer wearing suspenders. All characters in my video game? Holograms maybe... Matrix Dont forget the fat woman from the trailer park, driving an old Buick with duct tape around the windows. And the uppity soccer mom in the SUV that tailgates you.. pisses me off.. |
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Nexus-9 User ID: 1368022 United States 12/04/2012 10:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They're going to work "Fiery the Angels rose, & as they rose deep thunder roll'd Around their shores: indignant burning with the fires of Orc" - William Blake, America a Prophecy (...also misquoted in Blade Runner by Roy Batty) "Tempus est optimus iudex" - "Time is the best judge" "The very word "'secrecy'" is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings." - John F. Kennedy, New York City, April 27, 1961 |
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