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Girl who'll give Britain its first classless sovereign - Kate's injection of DNA changes House of Windsor bloodline forever

 
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Kate and William’s baby will be the first truly classless sovereign Britain has had in more than a thousand years of monarchy.

While the child will be able to count most kings and queens in the nation’s history among its forebears, delightfully lurking in the family tree there’ll also be a working-class ancestor for every blueblood.

It makes, in this new egalitarian age, William’s choice of bride all the more brilliant, for the former Kate Middleton brings a whole raft of colourful relatives to this new royal generation, including the owner of a northern chippy, a stripper — and, of course, the famously cocaine-sniffing Uncle Gary.

For example, when William’s ancestor Queen Victoria sat on the throne, Kate’s equivalent relative was hewing coal down a pit in county Durham.

While William’s granny Queen Elizabeth II took her first tentative steps in queenship, Kate’s was marrying a jobbing carpenter.

These days, everyone takes it for granted that Peter Beedle serves outstanding fish and chips from his shop in Bishop Auckland — and that he is the Duchess of Cambridge’s cousin.

The dust has settled over raunchy Katrina Darling, another cousin, and her God Save The Queen burlesque act.

Even the stories about Kate’s uncle, Gary Goldsmith — the younger brother of her mother Carole — and his tattoos and drug-taking are starting to fade from memory.

For once people realised Kate was no ordinary recruit to the royal ranks and came with some exotic baggage, perceptions thankfully changed.
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bonghit <--- "Uncle Gary"

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Stop posting this bsflag here, okay.
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HOLY SO WHAT
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I'd do her.
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Wow that article is so patronizing and dripping with condescension I had to stop reading. WTF They talk about the Middletons as though their own shit don't stink . This is what I detest about England so much - "royals" being portrayed as though they are better simply by virtue of DNA - what a crock of shit
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Remember the "human-alien hybrids" from The X Files?

Yeah, it's the first human-reptilian hybrid....
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Working Class!

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In what way is the British monarchy sovereign? because the
Archbishop of Canterbury put a crown on there heads?

This in no way makes them royal.

Royal is not something that is given to you on this earth.

Royality is inborn. Royalty is from above.

No earthly man can ordaine a person to be royal unless that person himself is of royal blood.
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The first non lizard.
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[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
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No classless, Kate Middleton is direct descendent of Henry VIII.

Much has been made of Kate Middleton’s commoner roots. In fact, her paternal family tree can be traced back to Henry VIII. Her mother, Carole Goldsmith’s, ancestral line is less glamorous, leading back to a 19th-century miner.

Charlotte Eagar, who made the link between Kate and Henry VIII while researching a film on the Knollys family, says: “We know that Kate Middleton is directly descended from an Elizabethan tough, Sir Thomas Leighton, and Elizabeth Knollys.

“But what no one has pointed out is that Elizabeth Knollys was not only the great-niece of Henry VIII’s second wife, Anne Boleyn, but also almost certainly the illegitimate granddaughter of Henry himself.” Henry VIII had an affair with Anne’s older sister Mary, which produced Kate’s ancestor, Elizabeth Knollys’ mother Catherine, in 1524.

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No classless, Kate Middleton is the direct descendent of Henry VIII.

Much has been made of Kate Middleton's commoner roots. In fact, her paternal family tree can be traced back to Henry VIII. Her mother, Carole Goldsmith's, ancestral line is less glamorous, leading back to a 19th-century miner.

Charlotte Eagar, who made the link between Kate and Henry VIII while researching a film on the Knollys family, says: “We know that Kate Middleton is directly descended from an Elizabethan tough, Sir Thomas Leighton, and Elizabeth Knollys.

“But what no one has pointed out is that Elizabeth Knollys was not only the great-niece of Henry VIII''s second wife, Anne Boleyn, but also almost certainly the illegitimate granddaughter of Henry himself.” Henry VIII had an affair with Anne's older sister Mary, which produced Kate's ancestor, Elizabeth Knollys’ mother Catherine, in 1524.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
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EVERYONE in England can be traced to a King in the distant past, in fact, to several kings.

In fact, that's true to anyone in Europe and the Americas.

Do you have any idea how many MILLIONS of descendants of King Henry VIII are alive today?
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No classless, Kate Middleton is the direct descendent of Henry VIII.

Much has been made of Kate Middleton's commoner roots. In fact, her paternal family tree can be traced back to Henry VIII. Her mother, Carole Goldsmith's, ancestral line is less glamorous, leading back to a 19th-century miner.

Charlotte Eagar, who made the link between Kate and Henry VIII while researching a film on the Knollys family, says: “We know that Kate Middleton is directly descended from an Elizabethan tough, Sir Thomas Leighton, and Elizabeth Knollys.

“But what no one has pointed out is that Elizabeth Knollys was not only the great-niece of Henry VIII''s second wife, Anne Boleyn, but also almost certainly the illegitimate granddaughter of Henry himself.” Henry VIII had an affair with Anne's older sister Mary, which produced Kate's ancestor, Elizabeth Knollys’ mother Catherine, in 1524.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
 Quoting: Zombietard




EVERYONE in England can be traced to a King in the distant past, in fact, to several kings.

In fact, that's true to anyone in Europe and the Americas.

Do you have any idea how many MILLIONS of descendants of King Henry VIII are alive today?
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so why bleet on about lineage then...
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In what way is the British monarchy sovereign? because the
Archbishop of Canterbury put a crown on there heads?

This in no way makes them royal.

Royal is not something that is given to you on this earth.

Royality is inborn. Royalty is from above.

No earthly man can ordaine a person to be royal unless that person himself is of royal blood.
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they are better thieves than the line that they overtook.
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Working class?!?!?! The HORROR!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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The first non lizard.
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lmao
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Kate was chosen as Wills Bride at the age of 3

It is no coincidence that they meet at the university either

planned decades in advance - apparently she was one of 3 chosen some 25 years + ago
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I bet all those bloody royals shit still stinks, they still have to wipe their arse, fart, burp, the only difference is money, they have had the money to educate themselves and their descendants.

I do not understand how having money makes you a higher class of person.


I come from a line of Irish high kings, my family were called the king makers because we produced more high kings of Ireland than any other family, we descend from, Scota and Gaythelos.

The legend claims that Scota was daughter to the pharaoh who pursued the Children of Israel out of Egypt on their Exodus to the Promised Land. Gaythelos, an exiled prince of Greece, was Scota’s husband. Shortly thereafter, the couple is forced to lead an Exodus of their own out of Egypt—going first to Spain, then Ireland and, finally, to Scotland, which was named after Scota. Their bloodline flowed down the centuries through all the high kings of Ireland and Scotland. But Gaythelos’ pedigree was more ancient still—stretching back many more generations to Old-Testament patriarch Noah, eldest survivor of the Biblical Flood.

Now I am classed as a gypsy hahahahahaha.
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.

By the time that baby grows up there will not be a UK.

The pervert queen has reigned over the total perversion and destruction of her kingdom.


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Kate was chosen as Wills Bride at the age of 3

It is no coincidence that they meet at the university either

planned decades in advance - apparently she was one of 3 chosen some 25 years + ago
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Proof, please.
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No classless, Kate Middleton is the direct descendent of Henry VIII.

Much has been made of Kate Middleton's commoner roots. In fact, her paternal family tree can be traced back to Henry VIII. Her mother, Carole Goldsmith's, ancestral line is less glamorous, leading back to a 19th-century miner.

Charlotte Eagar, who made the link between Kate and Henry VIII while researching a film on the Knollys family, says: “We know that Kate Middleton is directly descended from an Elizabethan tough, Sir Thomas Leighton, and Elizabeth Knollys.

“But what no one has pointed out is that Elizabeth Knollys was not only the great-niece of Henry VIII''s second wife, Anne Boleyn, but also almost certainly the illegitimate granddaughter of Henry himself.” Henry VIII had an affair with Anne's older sister Mary, which produced Kate's ancestor, Elizabeth Knollys’ mother Catherine, in 1524.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
 Quoting: Zombietard




EVERYONE in England can be traced to a King in the distant past, in fact, to several kings.

In fact, that's true to anyone in Europe and the Americas.

Do you have any idea how many MILLIONS of descendants of King Henry VIII are alive today?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23647381


I don´t have any king in my family treeverysad not even a robber baron!! rivotears
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Working Class!

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