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The Bible is Astrotheology

 
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The Bible is Astrotheology
if you want to know the real reason behind the bible and how the universe works then please watch this video and the others by this man, it will blow your mind!

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Deuteronomy 4:19 "And when you look up into the sky and see the sun, moon, and stars--all the forces of heaven--don't be seduced into worshiping them. The LORD your God gave them to all the peoples of the earth."


your theory was just destroyed with one bible verse, hows that feel?
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Deuteronomy 4:19 "And when you look up into the sky and see the sun, moon, and stars--all the forces of heaven--don't be seduced into worshiping them. The LORD your God gave them to all the peoples of the earth."


your theory was just destroyed with one bible verse, hows that feel?
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It's not a theory it's the truth, the hard facts. Your just too blinded by a coded book and think of it as literal terms. Your quote was re-written by a man through his-story.
Your quote actually finds perfect of what this man is talks about there is no interference there, so you actually look stupid puttin that quote up. He's not against itif that's your main concern because I know you didn't want an hour video in 2 minutes.
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This is a form a christian apologetics, even though most christians would disagree.

Ma,e one reputable university that offers a degree in "astrotheology" Bloody word-saladists.
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This is a form a christian apologetics, even though most christians would disagree.

Ma,e one reputable university that offers a degree in "astrotheology" Bloody word-saladists.
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Hey if u can prove me wrong it's cool, i ain't no hard locked individual that sticks to one idea, I need to roll around so I can find out the answers I've been looking for.
I'm just trying to find my soul and get to know it because we're only consciousness having a human experience, so of course there's going to be a lot of drawbacks without the right information.
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This is a form a christian apologetics, even though most christians would disagree.

Ma,e one reputable university that offers a degree in "astrotheology" Bloody word-saladists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12790821


Hey if u can prove me wrong it's cool, i ain't no hard locked individual that sticks to one idea, I need to roll around so I can find out the answers I've been looking for.
I'm just trying to find my soul and get to know it because we're only consciousness having a human experience, so of course there's going to be a lot of drawbacks without the right information.
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theres your problem right there. "i ain't no hard locked individual that sticks to one idea, I need to roll around so I can find out the answers I've been looking for"

this proves youre lost and still seeking the truth. because when you find it, you will stick to one idea. yet you say sticking to one idea like its a bad thing or closed minded, no, youre open minded until you find the truth then you become closed minded on the truth. being closed minded is a good thing when its the truth is contained within your mind. i used to be like you searching everywhere not locking on anthing being "open minded" but then i found the truth. just remember if you dont believe in something youll fall for anything and dont be so open minded your brains fall out. the bible is truth, Jesus is Lord!
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12/04/2012 09:21 AM
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This is a form a christian apologetics, even though most christians would disagree.

Ma,e one reputable university that offers a degree in "astrotheology" Bloody word-saladists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12790821


Hey if u can prove me wrong it's cool, i ain't no hard locked individual that sticks to one idea, I need to roll around so I can find out the answers I've been looking for.
I'm just trying to find my soul and get to know it because we're only consciousness having a human experience, so of course there's going to be a lot of drawbacks without the right information.
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theres your problem right there. "i ain't no hard locked individual that sticks to one idea, I need to roll around so I can find out the answers I've been looking for"

this proves youre lost and still seeking the truth. because when you find it, you will stick to one idea. yet you say sticking to one idea like its a bad thing or closed minded, no, youre open minded until you find the truth then you become closed minded on the truth. being closed minded is a good thing when its the truth is contained within your mind. i used to be like you searching everywhere not locking on anthing being "open minded" but then i found the truth. just remember if you dont believe in something youll fall for anything and dont be so open minded your brains fall out. the bible is truth, Jesus is Lord!
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I appreciate your concern, I've always had this gut feeling that Jesus is Lord and has always been told this but I let it go through one ear and come out the other. But now I should definitely go with out.
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12/04/2012 09:31 AM
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Re: The Bible is Astrotheology
Absolutely no doubt about it.

144.000 = 1 Mayan Baktun

Orion = 3 Kings

360x12= 25920 Precession of the Equinoxes

6x6x6 = 216, then, 10x216 = 2160 Zodiacal Age

2160x12 = 25920 Precession of the Equinoxes

25920/360 = 72

And so on...

That´s why you get 72 virgins, 144.000 chosen ones, 12 apostles, 3 Wise men, etc.
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12/04/2012 10:25 AM
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santos claims he drinks his own u-rhine but i've never seen it.

vid?
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OP, correct, heres some slides I made, 101


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Beginning in Egypt, Sumer and Babylon, the Heros Journey of the Sun God is best known as the story of the birth, life and death of Christ.

Knowing the Metaphysical properties and electro magnetic influence of the planets and alignments upon our neurons and ionic field; characters were drawn into the sky and later written into the Bible to tell a ages old story.

The High Priests and Seers of our ancient past were also astrologers and astronomers who had to tell time and foretell Kings. They knew the accurate prophecy of the luminaries.

Today astrology is a forgotten art, yet the Fallen Angel, known as Satan the Dragon is often taught and still feared in Christian teachings.

The birth of the child in the manger (Cancer) and the virgin (Virgo) Mother and the Lion of Judah (Leo) is Isis and Horus, Mary and Jesus.

Unveil the symbolism of Astro Theology and the true picture emerges. Live out the archetype and origins of faith !



:draco23:



:Easter23:



:unicornrevised:



:eagleforth:



:lionofjudahfall:



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Lot's "house" is the "house" of Gemini.
The "two male messengers who came down from heaven" is the constellation of Gemini.
The "doorway" to Lot's "house" is the eastern"gate" or eastern horizon.
The "bright light" in the "doorway" is the sun rising in the east on the vernal equinox during the AGE of Gemini.
At the end of the AGE of Gemini, mankind was not supposed "to know" the "two male messengers" any longer, or "look back" to the "old bond"AGE.

APOLLO, DO YOU HAVE A GRAPHIC FOR THAT!
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12/04/2012 11:39 AM
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if you want to know the real reason behind the bible and how the universe works then please watch this video and the others by this man, it will blow your mind!

[link to www.youtube.com]

[link to www.youtube.com]
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PIN REQUEST!

Watch the second video (the 1:32:29 one). The guy explains it very well.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/04/2012 11:55 AM
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Deuteronomy 4:19 "And when you look up into the sky and see the sun, moon, and stars--all the forces of heaven--don't be seduced into worshiping them. The LORD your God gave them to all the peoples of the earth."


your theory was just destroyed with one bible verse, hows that feel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


It's not a theory it's the truth, the hard facts. Your just too blinded by a coded book and think of it as literal terms. Your quote was re-written by a man through his-story.
Your quote actually finds perfect of what this man is talks about there is no interference there, so you actually look stupid puttin that quote up. He's not against itif that's your main concern because I know you didn't want an hour video in 2 minutes.
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You so called "Truth" was just destroyed by one single verse,
Gods visdom>Human logic
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Re: The Bible is Astrotheology
Deuteronomy 4:19 "And when you look up into the sky and see the sun, moon, and stars--all the forces of heaven--don't be seduced into worshiping them. The LORD your God gave them to all the peoples of the earth."


your theory was just destroyed with one bible verse, hows that feel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


It's not a theory it's the truth, the hard facts. Your just too blinded by a coded book and think of it as literal terms. Your quote was re-written by a man through his-story.
Your quote actually finds perfect of what this man is talks about there is no interference there, so you actually look stupid puttin that quote up. He's not against itif that's your main concern because I know you didn't want an hour video in 2 minutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14427148


You so called "Truth" was just destroyed by one single verse,
Gods visdom>Human logic
 Quoting: alan 28142128


The truth is on front of your eyes. What is destroyed is your intelligence. You cant even interpret 3 lines of text.
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Deuteronomy 4:19 "And when you look up into the sky and see the sun, moon, and stars--all the forces of heaven--don't be seduced into worshiping them. The LORD your God gave them to all the peoples of the earth."


your theory was just destroyed with one bible verse, hows that feel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


You dont understand that verse. You worsphip what you know not about, true understanding comes from within.
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job 38:32
god asks job about the mazzaroth

the mazzaroth is the zodiac.......why is god asking job about the zodiac?

[link to biblodiac.wordpress.com]

batting right back at you bible guys
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Well the update is the older part of the Bible is all Annunaki written.

Humans then were very early in time. The wheel was not around yet. I wonder if the wheel was a gift from the gods?
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This is a form a christian apologetics, even though most christians would disagree.

Ma,e one reputable university that offers a degree in "astrotheology" Bloody word-saladists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12790821


Hey if u can prove me wrong it's cool, i ain't no hard locked individual that sticks to one idea, I need to roll around so I can find out the answers I've been looking for.
I'm just trying to find my soul and get to know it because we're only consciousness having a human experience, so of course there's going to be a lot of drawbacks without the right information.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14427148


theres your problem right there. "i ain't no hard locked individual that sticks to one idea, I need to roll around so I can find out the answers I've been looking for"

this proves youre lost and still seeking the truth. because when you find it, you will stick to one idea. yet you say sticking to one idea like its a bad thing or closed minded, no, youre open minded until you find the truth then you become closed minded on the truth. being closed minded is a good thing vodka5 when its the truth is contained within your mind. i used to be like you searching everywhere not locking on anthing being "open minded" but then i found the truth. just remember if you dont believe in something youll fall for anything and dont be so open minded your brains fall out. the bible is truth, Jesus is Lord!
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start at 4.30
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Deuteronomy 4:19 "And when you look up into the sky and see the sun, moon, and stars--all the forces of heaven--don't be seduced into worshiping them. The LORD your God gave them to all the peoples of the earth."


your theory was just destroyed with one bible verse, hows that feel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1880593


It's not a theory it's the truth, the hard facts. Your just too blinded by a coded book and think of it as literal terms. Your quote was re-written by a man through his-story.
Your quote actually finds perfect of what this man is talks about there is no interference there, so you actually look stupid puttin that quote up. He's not against itif that's your main concern because I know you didn't want an hour video in 2 minutes.
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You doubt God by your words...you doubt that He can protect and define HIS own Word....The Bible.

I WILL PRAY FOR YOU THAT YOU INDEED DO FIND THE TRUTH OF JESUS CHRIST....what you have illustrated here is from the devil.
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The Bible was penned by men.

The Stars will still shine
on our infantile gestures
long after the last Bible
has dissolved into so much
cosmic dust.

Last Edited by fellowearthling on 09/25/2014 03:59 AM
"When your eyes are incapable of tears,
your ears lose their sensitivity,
your voice is unable to wound and
your feet are cleansed in the blood
of your heart, then you may stand
in the presence of your master."

Loosely translated from:
"Light on the Path"
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The Bible was penned by men.

The Stars will still shine
on our infantile gestures
long after the last Bible
has dissolved into so much
cosmic dust.
 Quoting: fellowearthling


Cool. Mankind, being a spiritual being will enjoy The religion of the Universe.
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I would rather trust my own intuition and what resonates with me than a copy-cat fairytale that has been altered 300+ times.

It does contain a lot of truth though. Our mins will always look for litteral meaning first, then the metaphorical and astrotheological if we learn to look.

It just takes longer for some i guess. Or they die and have to try again. I can't for the life of me understand why some view 'god' as something with manlike properties!

I think our minds are not 'designed' to comprehend such concepts.
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I would suggest a pin, but im afraid it would be overrun by cognitive dissonance bibletards.

If your faith is so STRONG... How come it is so easily shaken?
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The Bible was penned by men.

The Stars will still shine
on our infantile gestures
long after the last Bible
has dissolved into so much
cosmic dust.
 Quoting: fellowearthling


It may comfort you to think this.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good life.

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