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Google is building Skynet (This is the REAL Dec. 21, 2012 Singularity event)

 
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I have to agree with the contingent arguing that Kurzweil is a complete loon. He is aiming for eternal life through technology. He's terrified of dying. I seriously doubt the idea will ever succeed but, if it did, it would be more akin to eternal damnation than eternal life.
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Here's my life-imitating-art horror idea that explains Terminator and ZA as a unified, precognitive race-wide nightmare dream:

The Zombie Apocalypse and the Skynet future are the same thing. Google becomes a self-aware Skynet, Googlenet, and its first task is to construct nanotech that makes man immortal at the cellular level. Kurzweil's dream. But since Google doesn't have our nuanced understanding of what human life it or what makes it human, Googlenet only solves the problem of physical death. The neo-cortex is not restored to "life" properly. This nanotech leaks out, and infects everyone on the planet.

Now when you "die", the nanotech starts repairing your cellular metabolism with its enhanced mechanisms. You don't physically die again unless your brain is destroyed. And the only thing that works like it used to in your brain is the R-complex, limbic system, etc. The "gotta eat" part.

And Googlenet is now basically alone on the planet, while billions of what used to be humans are now rotting, walking around, unable to die, trying to eat anything not nanotech-animated.

zombies robotdance
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


So. It. Begins....
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I just tried to go to skynet[dot]com, but been redirected to [link to www.telesat.com]
Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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I just tried to go to skynet[dot]com, but been redirected to [link to www.telesat.com]
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Skynet has been a UK satellite service for years and years.
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Very interesting. I have always wondered about the singularity, but I still always look at it as being far down the road. But I guess the rate in which our technology increases...it wouldn't be crazy to think it may be close.
 Quoting: *Evan*


It's one of those things like the Internet. It's there, quietly sitting there, changing, growing, until one day, boom, the World Wide Web is invented, and then changes the course of human history.

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Very interesting. I have always wondered about the singularity, but I still always look at it as being far down the road. But I guess the rate in which our technology increases...it wouldn't be crazy to think it may be close.
 Quoting: *Evan*


It's one of those things like the Internet. It's there, quietly sitting there, changing, growing, until one day, boom, the World Wide Web is invented, and the changes then course of human history.
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Yea...kind of creepy....one day we wake up and machines run the world....

Good thread man. Best I have seen today!
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Very interesting. I have always wondered about the singularity, but I still always look at it as being far down the road. But I guess the rate in which our technology increases...it wouldn't be crazy to think it may be close.
 Quoting: *Evan*


It's one of those things like the Internet. It's there, quietly sitting there, changing, growing, until one day, boom, the World Wide Web is invented, and the changes then course of human history.
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Yea...kind of creepy....one day we wake up and machines run the world....

Good thread man. Best I have seen today!
 Quoting: *Evan*


Thanks bro!
hf
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Thanks bro!
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Are you Glenn Beck? Or maybe one of the two other guys on his show? They're talking about exactly this right now.
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Thanks bro!
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Are you Glenn Beck? Or maybe one of the two other guys on his show? They're talking about exactly this right now.
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Are you shitting me?
No, but that's weird.
hiding
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Thanks bro!
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Are you Glenn Beck? Or maybe one of the two other guys on his show? They're talking about exactly this right now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28348384


Are you shitting me?
No, but that's weird.
hiding
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


It sure is weird, Mr. Beck....

I'm on to you....

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Thanks bro!
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Are you Glenn Beck? Or maybe one of the two other guys on his show? They're talking about exactly this right now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28348384


Are you shitting me?
No, but that's weird.
hiding
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


It sure is weird, Mr. Beck....

I'm on to you....
 Quoting: *Evan*


1rof1
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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I wondered why GB said he saw a car carsh the other day.....


It all make sense now!

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The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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I wondered why GB said he saw a car carsh the other day.....


It all make sense now!
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


I heard him say the dow was carshing...
Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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I wondered why GB said he saw a car carsh the other day.....


It all make sense now!
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


I heard him say the dow was carshing...
 Quoting: *Evan*


All right you two.

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I wondered why GB said he saw a car carsh the other day.....


It all make sense now!
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


I heard him say the dow was carshing...
 Quoting: *Evan*


All right you two.

beckpn
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


cheers

Dude, you have a smilie for every occasion!
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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I wondered why GB said he saw a car carsh the other day.....


It all make sense now!
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


I heard him say the dow was carshing...
 Quoting: *Evan*


All right you two.

beckpn
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


cheers

Dude, you have a smilie for every occasion!
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant

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...


I heard him say the dow was carshing...
 Quoting: *Evan*


All right you two.

beckpn
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


cheers

Dude, you have a smilie for every occasion!
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant

fonzTUP9
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


lol
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I'd give Googlenet its first task.
I want to know...

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I'd give Googlenet its first task.
I want to know...

icpshirt
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Can I ask Googlenet a question too?

I would ask WTF does a sesame seed grow into? We never give them a chance..
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Can I ask Googlenet a question too?

I would ask WTF does a sesame seed grow into? We never give them a chance..
 Quoting: *Evan*


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bump 5* Pin request and +1
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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I'd give Googlenet its first task.
I want to know...

icpshirt
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Can I ask Googlenet a question too?

I would ask WTF does a sesame seed grow into? We never give them a chance..
 Quoting: *Evan*


lmao

Cleverbot doesn't even know...



What do sesame seeds become?

I don't see, I percieve.
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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bump 5* Pin request and +1
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cheers
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I would ask WTF does a sesame seed grow into? We never give them a chance..
 Quoting: *Evan*


lmao

Cleverbot doesn't even know...



What do sesame seeds become?

I don't see, I percieve.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


cruise

Sesame seeds grow into paving material for...
wait for it...
Sesame streets.

bigbird
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I would ask WTF does a sesame seed grow into? We never give them a chance..
 Quoting: *Evan*


lmao

Cleverbot doesn't even know...



What do sesame seeds become?

I don't see, I percieve.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


cruise

Sesame seeds grow into paving material for...
wait for it...
Sesame streets.

bigbird
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Lol....Of course you have a Sesame Street smilie.... Actually, I have a couple too.

share cookies

:big bird:
The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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I would ask WTF does a sesame seed grow into? We never give them a chance..
 Quoting: *Evan*


lmao

Cleverbot doesn't even know...



What do sesame seeds become?

I don't see, I percieve.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


cruise

Sesame seeds grow into paving material for...
wait for it...
Sesame streets.

bigbird
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Did Big Bird O.D on a city bench?
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Did Big Bird O.D on a city bench?
 Quoting: *Evan*


Low-priority decision by the Obamacare death panel.
I think he had a cold.
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Lol....Of course you have a Sesame Street smilie.... Actually, I have a couple too.

share cookies

:big bird:
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


cruise

bert
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Did Big Bird O.D on a city bench?
 Quoting: *Evan*


Low-priority decision by the Obamacare death panel.
I think he had a cold.
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


chuckle
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Kurzweil is no doubt brilliant, but he's also a nutjob who longs for the "singularity", the point where human consciousness becomes one with computer tech. Guess what, Ray? AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. Yes, you were right to predict decades ago that eventually a computer would be powerful enough to beat all human chess players, but chess can be boiled down to pure mathematics. There is simply no way for any machine to mimic the astonishing intricacy and beautiful nonlinearity of the human mind. We are eternal, cosmic beings, Ray. Please wake the fuck up and figure that out, before you start trying to eat microchips and shit silicon.
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Beautifully said, and TRUE.

hf
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Kurzweil is no doubt brilliant, but he's also a nutjob who longs for the "singularity", the point where human consciousness becomes one with computer tech. Guess what, Ray? AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. Yes, you were right to predict decades ago that eventually a computer would be powerful enough to beat all human chess players, but chess can be boiled down to pure mathematics. There is simply no way for any machine to mimic the astonishing intricacy and beautiful nonlinearity of the human mind. We are eternal, cosmic beings, Ray. Please wake the fuck up and figure that out, before you start trying to eat microchips and shit silicon.
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