Google is building Skynet (This is the REAL Dec. 21, 2012 Singularity event)

Here's my life-imitating-art horror idea that explains Terminator and ZA as a unified, precognitive race-wide nightmare dream:

The Zombie Apocalypse and the Skynet future are the same thing. Google becomes a self-aware Skynet, Googlenet, and its first task is to construct nanotech that makes man immortal at the cellular level. Kurzweil's dream. But since Google doesn't have our nuanced understanding of what human life it or what makes it human, Googlenet only solves the problem of physical death. The neo-cortex is not restored to "life" properly. This nanotech leaks out, and infects everyone on the planet.

Now when you "die", the nanotech starts repairing your cellular metabolism with its enhanced mechanisms. You don't physically die again unless your brain is destroyed. And the only thing that works like it used to in your brain is the R-complex, limbic system, etc. The "gotta eat" part.

And Googlenet is now basically alone on the planet, while billions of what used to be humans are now rotting, walking around, unable to die, trying to eat anything not nanotech-animated.

I just tried to go to skynet[dot]com, but been redirected to [link to www.telesat.com]

Very interesting. I have always wondered about the singularity, but I still always look at it as being far down the road. But I guess the rate in which our technology increases...it wouldn't be crazy to think it may be close.

It's one of those things like the Internet. It's there, quietly sitting there, changing, growing, until one day, boom, the World Wide Web is invented, and the changes then course of human history.

Yea...kind of creepy....one day we wake up and machines run the world....

Good thread man. Best I have seen today!

Thanks bro!

Are you Glenn Beck? Or maybe one of the two other guys on his show? They're talking about exactly this right now.

Are you shitting me?
No, but that's weird.

It sure is weird, Mr. Beck....

I'm on to you....

I wondered why GB said he saw a car carsh the other day.....


It all make sense now!

I heard him say the dow was carshing...

All right you two.

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Dude, you have a smilie for every occasion!

:fonzTUP9:

I'd give Googlenet its first task.
I want to know...

Can I ask Googlenet a question too?

I would ask WTF does a sesame seed grow into? We never give them a chance..

Can I ask Googlenet a question too?

I would ask WTF does a sesame seed grow into? We never give them a chance..

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Cleverbot doesn't even know...



What do sesame seeds become?

I don't see, I percieve.

Sesame seeds grow into paving material for...
wait for it...
Sesame streets.

Sesame seeds grow into paving material for...
wait for it...
Sesame streets.

Did Big Bird O.D on a city bench?

Lol....Of course you have a Sesame Street smilie.... Actually, I have a couple too.

Low-priority decision by the Obamacare death panel.
I think he had a cold.

Kurzweil is no doubt brilliant, but he's also a nutjob who longs for the "singularity", the point where human consciousness becomes one with computer tech. Guess what, Ray? AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. Yes, you were right to predict decades ago that eventually a computer would be powerful enough to beat all human chess players, but chess can be boiled down to pure mathematics. There is simply no way for any machine to mimic the astonishing intricacy and beautiful nonlinearity of the human mind. We are eternal, cosmic beings, Ray. Please wake the fuck up and figure that out, before you start trying to eat microchips and shit silicon.

Kurzweil is no doubt brilliant, but he's also a nutjob who longs for the "singularity", the point where human consciousness becomes one with computer tech. Guess what, Ray? AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. Yes, you were right to predict decades ago that eventually a computer would be powerful enough to beat all human chess players, but chess can be boiled down to pure mathematics. There is simply no way for any machine to mimic the astonishing intricacy and beautiful nonlinearity of the human mind. We are eternal, cosmic beings, Ray. Please wake the fuck up and figure that out, before you start trying to eat microchips and shit silicon.