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I havent masturbated in a week and plan on continuing this until I find true love. Ask me a question.

 
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12/04/2012 10:36 AM
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I havent masturbated in a week and plan on continuing this until I find true love. Ask me a question.
It hasnt been at all tempting.

I see women in a different light and its helping alot.

I will also abstain from sex.
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12/04/2012 10:42 AM
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Re: I havent masturbated in a week and plan on continuing this until I find true love. Ask me a question.
what's that stuff coming out of the corner of your eye?

just there..look...
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12/04/2012 10:43 AM
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BRIEF
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Enjoy your blue balls...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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12/04/2012 10:46 AM
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I feel great.

thanks for the support ppl!

keep it coming. lol.
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12/04/2012 10:49 AM
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Re: I havent masturbated in a week and plan on continuing this until I find true love. Ask me a question.
It hasnt been at all tempting.

I see women in a different light and its helping alot.

I will also abstain from sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29066025


You are bombarded by artificial hormones all day, even aphrodisiacs in the air if you live in chemtrailed areas., good luck.
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12/04/2012 10:54 AM

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Re: I havent masturbated in a week and plan on continuing this until I find true love. Ask me a question.
It hasnt been at all tempting.

I see women in a different light and its helping alot.

I will also abstain from sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29066025


Don't be terribly surprised if (when you finally do find that woman of your dreams) you have 2 minutes of sex with her, blow your load, and that she never calls you again....
Practice makes perfect, in this and all other things.

However, good luck to you. I may not agree with your choice, but to each their own.
wolfflowers
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12/04/2012 10:56 AM
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Oooooh, you've broken Rosey's palm, used her, and discarded her.
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12/04/2012 10:58 AM
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If you take a large shit, it will ooze out.

Better keep them pipes clean.
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12/04/2012 10:59 AM

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you thought I was kidding
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12/04/2012 11:00 AM
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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12/04/2012 11:03 AM
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:topless:
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cruise
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12/04/2012 11:17 AM
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:topless:
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EX-girlfriend!

scream
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12/04/2012 11:20 AM
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Re: I havent masturbated in a week and plan on continuing this until I find true love. Ask me a question.
It hasnt been at all tempting.

I see women in a different light and its helping alot.

I will also abstain from sex.
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Wilcock is that you?
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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12/04/2012 11:25 AM
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fuuuuuuuuuuck!


im watching a foreign film and its got a steamy sex scene.


must.............not................FAP..............hold....​...it............together.............
Anonymous Coward
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12/04/2012 11:29 AM
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your true love will go back to the man with the biggest dick she ever had and dump your two pump chump ass
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12/04/2012 11:30 AM
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your true love will go back to the man with the biggest dick she ever had and dump your two pump chump ass
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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12/04/2012 11:35 AM
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Admit it OP, it wasn't the scene in the foreign film that broke you, it was the topless pic of your true love.
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02/06/2013 09:41 AM
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Re: I havent masturbated in a week and plan on continuing this until I find true love. Ask me a question.
It hasnt been at all tempting.

I see women in a different light and its helping alot.

I will also abstain from sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29066025


Well when your balls drop off remember to keep them in the freezer ;)
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02/06/2013 09:50 AM
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Keep it up and Bertha from down the street will start looking good
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02/06/2013 11:22 PM
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hiding
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02/06/2013 11:23 PM

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You won't last 3 days dude.
I know why you're here...
I know what you've been doing...
I know why you hardly sleep...why you live alone...
and why night after night you sit at your computer...
You're looking for an answer...


[link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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02/06/2013 11:25 PM

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Careful, that shit is bad for your prostate...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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02/06/2013 11:26 PM
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Re: I havent masturbated in a week and plan on continuing this until I find true love. Ask me a question.
~true love~ ??

In THIS world?

lmao
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02/06/2013 11:27 PM
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Re: I havent masturbated in a week and plan on continuing this until I find true love. Ask me a question.
It hasnt been at all tempting.

I see women in a different light and its helping alot.

I will also abstain from sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29066025


So..once you find your true love...you will break out your sock again eh?
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02/06/2013 11:27 PM
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No nut for a week?
My balls would ache so bad I probably wouldn't be able to walk.
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02/06/2013 11:28 PM
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Why do you plan on master bating when you find true love?
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02/06/2013 11:30 PM

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Just make sure she's not on top OP.
Don't want her leaving dents in the ceiling aye.


edit: after re-reading thread title, you're saying that once you find that 'true love' you're going to masturbate on her? She may not like that
angryface

Last Edited by <ambiguous> on 02/06/2013 11:33 PM
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Re: I havent masturbated in a week and plan on continuing this until I find true love. Ask me a question.
It hasnt been at all tempting.

I see women in a different light and its helping alot.

I will also abstain from sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29066025


Keep it up. :P
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02/12/2013 01:12 AM
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It'd people like OP who make this world better place, higher vibrations. They are the guardians, the healers, the compassionate. They see things and they understand. hf
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02/12/2013 01:15 AM
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Do you really want to get her pregnant with acient, stale, sperm?

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