I havent masturbated in a week and plan on continuing this until I find true love. Ask me a question.

what's that stuff coming out of the corner of your eye?

just there..look...

Enjoy your blue balls...

I feel great.

thanks for the support ppl!

keep it coming. lol.

You are bombarded by artificial hormones all day, even aphrodisiacs in the air if you live in chemtrailed areas., good luck.

Don't be terribly surprised if (when you finally do find that woman of your dreams) you have 2 minutes of sex with her, blow your load, and that she never calls you again....
Practice makes perfect, in this and all other things.

However, good luck to you. I may not agree with your choice, but to each their own.

Oooooh, you've broken Rosey's palm, used her, and discarded her.

If you take a large shit, it will ooze out.

Better keep them pipes clean.

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EX-girlfriend!

Wilcock is that you?

fuuuuuuuuuuck!


im watching a foreign film and its got a steamy sex scene.


must.............not................FAP..............hold....​...it............together.............

your true love will go back to the man with the biggest dick she ever had and dump your two pump chump ass

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Admit it OP, it wasn't the scene in the foreign film that broke you, it was the topless pic of your true love.

Well when your balls drop off remember to keep them in the freezer ;)

Keep it up and Bertha from down the street will start looking good

You won't last 3 days dude.

Careful, that shit is bad for your prostate...

~true love~ ??

In THIS world?

So..once you find your true love...you will break out your sock again eh?

No nut for a week?
My balls would ache so bad I probably wouldn't be able to walk.

Why do you plan on master bating when you find true love?

Just make sure she's not on top OP.
Don't want her leaving dents in the ceiling aye.


edit: after re-reading thread title, you're saying that once you find that 'true love' you're going to masturbate on her? She may not like that


Last Edited by <ambiguous> on 02/06/2013 11:33 PM

Keep it up. :P

It'd people like OP who make this world better place, higher vibrations. They are the guardians, the healers, the compassionate. They see things and they understand.

Do you really want to get her pregnant with acient, stale, sperm?