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hey guys, i just written a fairytale called religion. check it out...

 
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hey guys, i just written a fairytale called religion. check it out...
once upon a time...

everyday a cat tried vainly to catch a mouse; but the mouse was too fast and nimble to be caught by the cat, and it always escaped into a tiny hole. the frustrated cat came up with a cunning plan to coax the mouse out. it decided to create a mousetrap and gave it the title 'religion'. the cat bellowed into the hole, 'hey little mouse, have you heard of that place where mice go to when they die? they go to a place called hell and a scary monster called satan throws them into a lake of fire, where the mice will burn for eternity'. the mouse replied, 'i've never heard of that place'. the cat replied, 'all mice are born into a thing called sin, and all sinners burn in hell, but if you follow me i will show you how to become perfect and you will go to a beautiful place called heaven and you will stay there forever. the little mouse decided to heed the cat's words and emerged from it's hiding place. the cat told the mouse, 'i am now your lord and master; remember what i said: follow in my footsteps and you will get into heaven and if you don't, you will go to hell'. so the mouse tried to follow the cat's footsteps. now as the mouse followed the cat, the cat turned and clawed the poor little creature. 'but why did you do that, lord? i am following you as you asked' said the mouse. the cat replied, 'you put a foot out of place and this is called sin. sinners need to be punished or they go to hell, so don't do it again. follow in my footsteps, i said!'. the mouse said, 'but lord, you take such big strides, i am just a small mouse and it is hard for me to fulfill your every footstep'. 'if you don't do as i say, then you will be punished even more and you will burn in hell', replied the cat. so they continued onwards and the cat continued to scratch the mouse everytime it put a foot out of place, until it eventually scratched out it's eyes. the horrendously wounded mouse could no longer continue following the cat; it collapsed and cried out, 'lord, you told me to follow you, and i tried my best, but i am too wounded and can no longer follow your footsteps because i can no longer see. now i'm about to die and will go to hell!'. 'foolish rodent!' said the cat, 'you have been trying to avoid going to hell the whole time, but you've been through hell with every step you took, and now you're too wounded and blinded to find your way back. now i'm going to eat you'.
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12/04/2012 10:46 AM
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Re: hey guys, i just written a fairytale called religion. check it out...
I had an analogy come to me with a baited fishhook. The little love morsel or salvation or whatever, to get you on the hook.
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12/04/2012 10:47 AM
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Re: hey guys, i just written a fairytale called religion. check it out...
I just written?
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12/04/2012 10:49 AM
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Re: hey guys, i just written a fairytale called religion. check it out...
i just readed what you written.
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Re: hey guys, i just written a fairytale called religion. check it out...
I had an analogy come to me with a baited fishhook. The little love morsel or salvation or whatever, to get you on the hook.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


organized religion is a ruthless mind control system imposed on people from an early age. get them when they're young and you got them for life.

it should be completely outlawed from every school curriculum.
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I just written?
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so i should have put 'wrote'. big deal.
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12/04/2012 11:07 AM
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Re: hey guys, i just written a fairytale called religion. check it out...
If you are going to call your fairy-tale Religion, you really should capitalize it like the proper noun it is.

Whereas 'religion', with a small 'r', is a general classification which includes all existing fairy-tales that have a requisite number of sheeple and/or political power to classified as such.
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12/04/2012 11:10 AM
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Re: hey guys, i just written a fairytale called religion. check it out...
If you are going to call your fairy-tale Religion, you really should capitalize it like the proper noun it is.

Whereas 'religion', with a small 'r', is a general classification which includes all existing fairy-tales that have a requisite number of sheeple and/or political power to classified as such.
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i'm using an on-screen keyboard. it's a drag capitalizing everything.
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12/04/2012 11:29 AM
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"I just written"?
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12/04/2012 11:37 AM
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I had an analogy come to me with a baited fishhook. The little love morsel or salvation or whatever, to get you on the hook.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


organized religion is a ruthless mind control system imposed on people from an early age. get them when they're young and you got them for life.

it should be completely outlawed from every school curriculum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4497171


ugh.
how would ancient peoples be able to organize a control system, over a span of hundreds/thousands of years, with detailed fulfilled prophecies?

it is more than obvious that you haven't a clue about it.

ppl use religion to control. but religion is not the control device.
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"I just written"?
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aren't you incredibly superior for pointing out a grammatical error, after it was already pointed out? how clever you must feel for trying to make me look dumb lol.
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12/04/2012 11:47 AM
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Appearantly you have contempt for the faith of others.
I've found people like you are usually burdened by sin that they don't want to cast off.
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Re: hey guys, i just written a fairytale called religion. check it out...
I had an analogy come to me with a baited fishhook. The little love morsel or salvation or whatever, to get you on the hook.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


organized religion is a ruthless mind control system imposed on people from an early age. get them when they're young and you got them for life.

it should be completely outlawed from every school curriculum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4497171


ugh.
how would ancient peoples be able to organize a control system, over a span of hundreds/thousands of years, with detailed fulfilled prophecies?

it is more than obvious that you haven't a clue about it.

ppl use religion to control. but religion is not the control device.
 Quoting: Salt


because those who created religion were no ordinary people, but advanced psychopathic predators who knew how to terrify primitive people into unquestioning servitude, not to mention setting them at war against eachother.
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I had an analogy come to me with a baited fishhook. The little love morsel or salvation or whatever, to get you on the hook.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


organized religion is a ruthless mind control system imposed on people from an early age. get them when they're young and you got them for life.

it should be completely outlawed from every school curriculum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4497171


ugh.
how would ancient peoples be able to organize a control system, over a span of hundreds/thousands of years, with detailed fulfilled prophecies?

it is more than obvious that you haven't a clue about it.

ppl use religion to control. but religion is not the control device.
 Quoting: Salt


Bloodlines.

Keeping the power 'in the family'.

In which case "prophecy" is really "game plan".


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Re: hey guys, i just written a fairytale called religion. check it out...
Appearantly you have contempt for the faith of others.
I've found people like you are usually burdened by sin that they don't want to cast off.
 Quoting: Nevsimal 4303929


faith? forced belief, more like. if you were born into a different religion you'd be forced to accept that as the truth and the way, and you'd have contempt for other faiths with different views.

and i'm not burdened by 'sin', as that's a term that's found in the vocabulary of god fearing religious people, such as yourself.

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