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a strange thing happened to me right now involving jehovah's witnesses...

 
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I had JW's come to my door and they praised Obama. So not very sure which JW's came to your door?
I told them to get off my property!
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They are not politically involved because the Bible says that Satan rules this planet for right now. And he owns the governments so they wouldn't take sides. At least they shouldn't and the majority wouldn't. They are in this world but not apart of it. That is how all Christians should be.
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There was silence because people are more interested in material goods.
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That and it's not happening to them or theirs!...

YET!!!
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hey pink have you ever watched that show called Heroes?

I have this thing with wind-chimes...

in the show... people were asked to place the wind-chimes when looking for help from a particular person...

and when he would come they would chime..


and about you posting things on facebook.. dont look for comments back...

most people dont give a rats ass... FB isnt like GLP

and even here people are numb... people just dont give a rats ass..
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i know an X jehovah's witnesses- her daughter remained a jehovah's witnesses and because her mother abandoned the cult she is no longer allowed to associate with her mom.
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i posted on my fb the links to show that amsterdam is shipping "nuisance" people off to live on the edges of society in "containers"

i posted this and NONE of my sensitive liberal intelligent caring friends said SHIT.

i cried out and said, can anyone see me post? and i recieved a yes from my fb friends. i then gave out the url to what i had posted about the new concentration camps.

NOTHING.

SILENCE.

this was very upsetting to me and i was just about to post to my fb that i was so upset by the silence i was considering leaving and never coming back.

not because of fb but because of my friend's silence.

my heart was tearing in two.

THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENS. THIS IS HOW THE HOLOCAUST HAPPENS.

right then, as if weirdly on queue, there was a knock at my door. which doesn't happen often because i live in the country.

guess who it was?? it was JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

anyone of my friends would have taken this as some sort of cosmic JOKE.

i let them in and i told them about the camps being made in amsterdam and i told them to spread the word about this.

the universe works in strange ways.

and right when they sat down on my couch, the scarf i had tied the windchimes with fell off, and the windchimes starting chiming. so whatever juju they got working for them i say ALRIGHTY.

whoever will listen and take ACTION i will work with. if it's jehovah's witnesses then SO BE IT. i am not picky.
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hey pink have you ever watched that show called Heroes?

I have this thing with wind-chimes...

in the show... people were asked to place the wind-chimes when looking for help from a particular person...

and when he would come they would chime..


and about you posting things on facebook.. dont look for comments back...

most people dont give a rats ass... FB isnt like GLP

and even here people are numb... people just dont give a rats ass..
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no, i haven't watched that show. maybe i will someday
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i know an X jehovah's witnesses- her daughter remained a jehovah's witnesses and because her mother abandoned the cult she is no longer allowed to associate with her mom.
 Quoting: seer


Yeah I used to be a JW and they are a little strict with who you associate with, they keep a distance with non-JW's. From my research I realized they are a cult with all respect, but they are far more knowledgeable in the bible than many other christian religions.
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Jehovah Witnesses knock on my door all the time. Sometimes I'll answer the door if I am in the mood. The one who knocked on my door last continued to knock on my windows and wave her pamphet. Let's just say she saw my Jehovah!
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when i used to live alone i would sit and pray that Jehovah's witnesses would come by... just so I would have someone to talk to... that sounds pathetic lol but it worked a few times.

except i never let em in, im much too paranoid... "what if they are murderers pretending to be Jehovah's Witnesses?" That was my line of thought... but we would sit on the porch and talk.

I remember one girl she was really really really cute, she was going door to door alone! I begged and begged her to never do that again! lol

we talked for hours and she was so awesome and cute, I almost converted over. lol

but... last time i heard from her she is doing good and doesnt do the alone door to door thing anymore :)

The universe does work in mysterious ways! Cos it seemed to me that when I was at my loneliest and felt the greatest longing... a JW would show up on my door. and they would give me the conversion speech... but afterwards they actually visited with me and kept me company for a short while.

and the creepiest thing is... i havent seen them since i am not lonely anymore... i've heard several stories of JH's showing up when "needed" for one reason or another...

and sounds like that be the case here

i dont think they are other worldly beings, they are in the flesh like you and I... but I think at times they are instruments of divine interception :)
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...it was JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

i let them in
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You mad, mad fool...
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ROTFL
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It would be a more exciting tale if it was the Men In Black knocking the door...


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i know an X jehovah's witnesses- her daughter remained a jehovah's witnesses and because her mother abandoned the cult she is no longer allowed to associate with her mom.
 Quoting: seer


Yeah I used to be a JW and they are a little strict with who you associate with, they keep a distance with non-JW's. From my research I realized they are a cult with all respect, but they are far more knowledgeable in the bible than many other christian religions.
 Quoting: ShenYang 28891691


Well I guess so. They wrote their own special bible.
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I once had a LONG time with the JW's when they came to my door. I talked about satanism, people in power, hell a bunch of things. (snip)
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Yeah... don't ever talk to them or they will never stop coming back.
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I had JW's come to my door and they praised Obama. So not very sure which JW's came to your door?
I told them to get off my property!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29043994


They are not politically involved because the Bible says that Satan rules this planet for right now. And he owns the governments so they wouldn't take sides. At least they shouldn't and the majority wouldn't. They are in this world but not apart of it. That is how all Christians should be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


They did. I told them not to be deceived. But they kept saying he's a great man and leader...sickening.
If you're a REAL Christian you look at the fruits of the tree. Obviously many have decided to not follow what the Son said regarding end of the age(times).
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...it was JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

i let them in
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You mad, mad fool...
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


ROTFL
 Quoting: tandym




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i know an X jehovah's witnesses- her daughter remained a jehovah's witnesses and because her mother abandoned the cult she is no longer allowed to associate with her mom.
 Quoting: seer


Here is the scripture that is used:

"I meant that you are not to associate with anyone who claims to be a believer yet indulges in sexual sin, or is greedy, or worships idols, or is abusive, or is a drunkard, or cheats people. Don't even eat with such people."1 Corinthians 5:11

Shunning is not meant to be mean but to hope that the person understands how serious it is to leave God and will come back. There are quite a few Christian religions that practice this. I wouldn't say this is an easy thing to practice because it looks to be very difficult. But if a person is very serious about their religious beliefs they will be careful who they are around even if they are family members. Sad but the Bible is very serious about this it seems.
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i know an X jehovah's witnesses- her daughter remained a jehovah's witnesses and because her mother abandoned the cult she is no longer allowed to associate with her mom.
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Yeah I used to be a JW and they are a little strict with who you associate with, they keep a distance with non-JW's. From my research I realized they are a cult with all respect, but they are far more knowledgeable in the bible than many other christian religions.
 Quoting: ShenYang 28891691


Jesus and his apostles and disciples were called a cult as well. That is a cult I would have been a member of.:0)
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good old Geert Wilders.

amerika's favorite Fascist!!! lol
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Geert Wilders is Churchill to your Neville Chamberlain.

The man wants to save his country. Why would you have a problem with that??
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I had JW's come to my door and they praised Obama. So not very sure which JW's came to your door?
I told them to get off my property!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29043994


They are not politically involved because the Bible says that Satan rules this planet for right now. And he owns the governments so they wouldn't take sides. At least they shouldn't and the majority wouldn't. They are in this world but not apart of it. That is how all Christians should be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


They did. I told them not to be deceived. But they kept saying he's a great man and leader...sickening.
If you're a REAL Christian you look at the fruits of the tree. Obviously many have decided to not follow what the Son said regarding end of the age(times).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29043994


They wouldn't have said Obama is a great man and leader.LOL Whoever it was wasn't a JW. Maybe you got the Mormons instead. They are very politically involved.
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i know an X jehovah's witnesses- her daughter remained a jehovah's witnesses and because her mother abandoned the cult she is no longer allowed to associate with her mom.
 Quoting: seer


Here is the scripture that is used:

"I meant that you are not to associate with anyone who claims to be a believer yet indulges in sexual sin, or is greedy, or worships idols, or is abusive, or is a drunkard, or cheats people. Don't even eat with such people."1 Corinthians 5:11

Shunning is not meant to be mean but to hope that the person understands how serious it is to leave God and will come back. There are quite a few Christian religions that practice this. I wouldn't say this is an easy thing to practice because it looks to be very difficult. But if a person is very serious about their religious beliefs they will be careful who they are around even if they are family members. Sad but the Bible is very serious about this it seems.
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Jesus would have been shunned by the JW's.
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i know an X jehovah's witnesses- her daughter remained a jehovah's witnesses and because her mother abandoned the cult she is no longer allowed to associate with her mom.
 Quoting: seer


Yeah I used to be a JW and they are a little strict with who you associate with, they keep a distance with non-JW's. From my research I realized they are a cult with all respect, but they are far more knowledgeable in the bible than many other christian religions.
 Quoting: ShenYang 28891691


Well I guess so. They wrote their own special bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5676214


It is just a translation like others. If you want to study the Bible use a couple different translations to do comparisons/contrasts with.
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Take it from me as an ex-JW you want nothing to do with these people. They will screw your life up entirely and all for a false cult. They change their message more times than a whore's knickers. Just wait until they finally realise that Charles Taze-Russell only found ot that 1914 would be a significant year from reading the pyramids not the bible.
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i know an X jehovah's witnesses- her daughter remained a jehovah's witnesses and because her mother abandoned the cult she is no longer allowed to associate with her mom.
 Quoting: seer


Here is the scripture that is used:

"I meant that you are not to associate with anyone who claims to be a believer yet indulges in sexual sin, or is greedy, or worships idols, or is abusive, or is a drunkard, or cheats people. Don't even eat with such people."1 Corinthians 5:11

Shunning is not meant to be mean but to hope that the person understands how serious it is to leave God and will come back. There are quite a few Christian religions that practice this. I wouldn't say this is an easy thing to practice because it looks to be very difficult. But if a person is very serious about their religious beliefs they will be careful who they are around even if they are family members. Sad but the Bible is very serious about this it seems.
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Jesus would have been shunned by the JW's.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5676214


Why?
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Very VERY IMportant.. -Remember this..
God and Jesus are Not about a Religion.. They have no Religion.. its about a Relationship.. Between YOU the Father and the Son..
we are Sinners, Jesus paid the Price of our Sin.. Thru Jesus we are Forgivin. Its a FREE Gift---Take it...
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I had JW's come to my door and they praised Obama. So not very sure which JW's came to your door?
I told them to get off my property!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29043994


They are not politically involved because the Bible says that Satan rules this planet for right now. And he owns the governments so they wouldn't take sides. At least they shouldn't and the majority wouldn't. They are in this world but not apart of it. That is how all Christians should be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


They did. I told them not to be deceived. But they kept saying he's a great man and leader...sickening.
If you're a REAL Christian you look at the fruits of the tree. Obviously many have decided to not follow what the Son said regarding end of the age(times).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29043994


They wouldn't have said Obama is a great man and leader.LOL Whoever it was wasn't a JW. Maybe you got the Mormons instead. They are very politically involved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


The next time you meet a JW ask them about their great leader and please post your interaction with them.
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Holy God is greatest

Virgin girls love Holy God

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think about it. you post on fb. someone comes to check on you... posing as a jehovah's witnesses you let them in your house willingly...may really be a government rep. seeing just how imposing you are.
 Quoting: seer


I "see" this too


but then again,.... I sat down to read some GLP about ten minutes ago, prior to this i was actually "entertaining" the JW people that I converse with from time to time. Today was the first day that I let them into my home- we usually congregate about my front door=

But my thought was as yours- there are sign posts

But please post what you speak of regarding the people who are being "moved."
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He delivers signs all the time, you just have to pay attention.
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I KNOW THIS

WHICH IS WHY I OPENED THE DOOR
 Quoting: pink cat


JW go against scripture and have made up their own doctrine. Do not be deceived.

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