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Hagel and Valugua: 9.5 mag New Madrid EQ by December 8th

 
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Hagel and Valugua: 9.5 mag New Madrid EQ by December 8th
My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an Email and they told me by the 8th of December There will be an Earthquake which will be at least a Magnitude 9.5. Hagel and Valugua Told me that the United States Government is Using HAARP To Create this Earthquake.Hagel and Valugua Told me the Purpose of this Earthquake is To create Multiple Nuclear Meltdowns at Nuclear Power Plants in the midwest to Depopulate 75% of the US and the Global Elite will be Sending the Surviving Population into Concentration Camps. Hagel and Valugua told me this is their First Major Attempt to Implement a New World Order. Hagel and Valugua Told me this Earthquake will Create a new body of water running from the gulf of mexico to Canada which will Cause a lot of Damages and the Deaths will be at Least 200,000, After this Happens, United States President, Barack Obama, Will Declare Martial Law. According to Hagel and Valugua, This is when they will Activate the FEMA Concentration Camps and they will be Disarming and Rounding Millions of People up and will put them in FEMA Concentration Camps. And this is when the United Nations Troops will come over to America and Patrol the Nation. Hagel and Valugua Said the United States Government will use HAARP To Activate the Ring of Fire so ALL Volcanoes on the Ring of Fire will go off at Once. According to Hagel and Valugua The United Nations has set up Concentration Camps up all Over the World for these Disaster, this is how they will Create a New World Order. But Hagel and Valugua Said they will send out Fleets of Alien ships to Get rid of the Global Elite and Their New World Order, Clean up the Planet and to Help Humanity. Yep, This is going to Happen, Prepare, Buy Guns and Suplies, Head up to the Mountains, and Get ready for the First Alien Contact Within 2 Years. But the Death Toll will be at least 5 Billion.
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: 9.5 mag New Madrid EQ by December 8th
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12/04/2012 03:12 PM

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Wow, glad I have EQ insurance, that's going to rock!
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H&V???? gaah

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12/04/2012 03:14 PM
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I'd wondered what had happened to heckle and jeckle.
free your inner baboon.
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12/04/2012 03:16 PM

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Why do you continue to post when you have been 100% wrong multiple, multiple times...

Your 'Alien' contacts are clearly deceiving you. What happened with yellowstone? pretty sure its still there. Please stop the lies.
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12/04/2012 03:17 PM
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12/04/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: 9.5 mag New Madrid EQ by December 8th
Why do you continue to post when you have been 100% wrong multiple, multiple times...

Your 'Alien' contacts are clearly deceiving you. What happened with yellowstone? pretty sure its still there. Please stop the lies.
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Multiple People Get Emails from Hagel and Valugua.
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How can I start getting emails from Hegel and Spinoza?
free your inner baboon.
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12/04/2012 03:19 PM
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Why do you continue to post when you have been 100% wrong multiple, multiple times...

Your 'Alien' contacts are clearly deceiving you. What happened with yellowstone? pretty sure its still there. Please stop the lies.
 Quoting: The_Mhael


Multiple People Get Emails from Hagel and Valugua.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29003519


Hagel and Valugua said OP is delusional.
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Im waiting, im in stl to report in with a bs flag
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12/04/2012 03:22 PM
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!!! HAGEL & VALUGUA ROCK !!!

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12/04/2012 03:36 PM
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I thought we already determined that your imaginary alien friends crashed and died recently?
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12/04/2012 03:37 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: 9.5 mag New Madrid EQ by December 8th
Why do you continue to post when you have been 100% wrong multiple, multiple times...

Your 'Alien' contacts are clearly deceiving you. What happened with yellowstone? pretty sure its still there. Please stop the lies.
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Multiple People Get Emails from Hagel and Valugua.
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I used to, but I put their names into my spam filter.

Now I'm Valugualess and de-Hageled.

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12/04/2012 03:39 PM
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How can I start getting emails from Hegel and Spinoza?
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Answer any survey online.

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12/04/2012 03:39 PM
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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BAGEL AND VAGINA!

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Re: Hagel and Valugua: 9.5 mag New Madrid EQ by December 8th
My Alien Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an Email and they told me by the 8th of December There will be an Earthquake which will be at least a Magnitude 9.5. Hagel and Valugua Told me that the United States Government is Using HAARP To Create this Earthquake.Hagel and Valugua Told me the Purpose of this Earthquake is To create Multiple Nuclear Meltdowns at Nuclear Power Plants in the midwest to Depopulate 75% of the US and the Global Elite will be Sending the Surviving Population into Concentration Camps. Hagel and Valugua told me this is their First Major Attempt to Implement a New World Order. Hagel and Valugua Told me this Earthquake will Create a new body of water running from the gulf of mexico to Canada which will Cause a lot of Damages and the Deaths will be at Least 200,000, After this Happens, United States President, Barack Obama, Will Declare Martial Law. According to Hagel and Valugua, This is when they will Activate the FEMA Concentration Camps and they will be Disarming and Rounding Millions of People up and will put them in FEMA Concentration Camps. And this is when the United Nations Troops will come over to America and Patrol the Nation. Hagel and Valugua Said the United States Government will use HAARP To Activate the Ring of Fire so ALL Volcanoes on the Ring of Fire will go off at Once. According to Hagel and Valugua The United Nations has set up Concentration Camps up all Over the World for these Disaster, this is how they will Create a New World Order. But Hagel and Valugua Said they will send out Fleets of Alien ships to Get rid of the Global Elite and Their New World Order, Clean up the Planet and to Help Humanity. Yep, This is going to Happen, Prepare, Buy Guns and Suplies, Head up to the Mountains, and Get ready for the First Alien Contact Within 2 Years. But the Death Toll will be at least 5 Billion.
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pleasee mods.... ban him!!!!


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12/05/2012 01:31 PM
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Re: Hagel and Valugua: 9.5 mag New Madrid EQ by December 8th
Stop being fecking ridiculous, it really is getting fecking boring now.

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