Black Helicopters Flew Over My House

I think this was mentioned in the latest Gribble Report.

they're getting ready for martial law......

I'm dead serious. Did you read my fucking thread? I didn't ask about Gribble or whatever. I asked a simple question.

If you know the answer then give it. Otherwise SHUT THE FUCK UP. What the fuck is wrong with you? Did your mother drink when she was pregnant with you?

What do the orange circles mean?

If you have a laser pointer then be sure to point it up at them. That scares them away.

Probably. Sorry for ruining your thread :(

It means that they are the ones handing out the free happy meals.

I think your wrong? It was video taped that only the Polka-dotted helicopters are doing this. Video to come!

News as it comes in:

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Relax,

They are scanning the contents of your house looking for certain items.

You probably triggered the event with a large purchase or foreign travel.

Did you recently file a passport application?

If you routinely commute through a campus of a research university this could also mark you.

Unless you are doing something you should not be, you"ll be fine.

Last Edited by Stan_4 on 12/04/2012 03:59 PM

One flew over my house. I ran outside as I always do because I live 45mins south of patrick airforce base in florida and sometimes you see pretty incredible stuff . Like once I saw 4 UH-60 blackhawks flying in incredibly tight formation maybe 30-40 yards off the deck. LOW and the sound was amazing the ground was shaking shit was rattling off my walls. COOL.

I digress , So one flew over my house as I ran outside to see what kind of choppa it was I see a black hellicopter fly over then about 90-100 yards past my house it bank n holds 90 degrees in relation to me. Doesnt move and all of a sudden the side door swings open and some guy swings sideways and starts taking pictures of me .

I was quite freaked out . So Im saving up for a AR drone 2.0 right now cant fly far but can get about 165 ft in altitude and records 720p HD video incase it happens again i will be recording them as well hahaha

But tbh it hadnt happened before or since this event . So I dunno . Maybe they were just marking me for demolition during SHTF because this had occured a month after I'd bought the first on the books firearm Id bought since I was 18 many years ago ? could be just co-incidence but who knows.

My bad.

My fiancee and I recently got a new puppy and kitten. I think that is what triggered the flyover over our home.


Last Edited by Mister_Worldwide on 12/05/2012 11:16 AM

Be thankful it wasnt these....

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Call this number - 1-800-EAT-SHIT

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